Here's a change from all those gangbangs. I have been collecting very short and amusing logs for a while, and have put all of them in this one log. The logs are seperated by a double line break.
Ruiniel says: Morguldur,could you please repair my pants?
Roast says: can i ask how to spell traumatised.. i need it for my desc
Solution tells you: i tried to fire you :)
^ Turk: oh im sorry my american friends. Ill speak slower with smaller
words. If I lose you again. Ill try grunting and pointing
Efforium says: and i attacked this gguy named gildor.
Efforium the dunedain Tree-hugger (Impartial)
Artus says: Stop or I'll shield!
HP:50 EP:11| Darkness surrounds you.
Mirkwood(s, w, n and e)
Travelto: Destination reached!
HP:50 EP:11| l
Darkness surrounds you.
You are inside Mirkwood forest. Few live to tell of what they
experience here in these woods.
A gentle wind blows through the trees, causing you to shiver.
The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
HP:50 EP:11|
^ Osse: GUess what it's time for!
^ Zoso: sex!
Saritalr says: he's from france
HP:200 EP:200| Saritalr says: cut him some slack
Saritalr winks.
@Bree Galuf: take advantage of wasted woman > There is no advantage of
wasted woman here to take.
[ MCouncil ] Balinul: Ok, we're quite a few online
[ MCouncil ] Balinul: So, let's use the oppertunity to do something
productive
& We should have a large, Mcouncilor Mordor party.
[ MCouncil ] Fimbu: We should have a large, Mcouncilor Mordor party.
HP:184 EP:178| &: grins at Balinul.
[ MCouncil ] Fimbu grins at Balinul.
HP:185 EP:176| [ MCouncil ] Exarkun: hehe
A ball of fire comes out of Thalia's hand and strikes a signpost!!!
[ MCouncil ] Aule: Death to the Mortal Council!
Zak tells you: how are you doin that?
You tell Zak: What?
HP:200 EP:154| @Bree Kaok: uh, i shouldnt talk with a lower being
Zak tells you: the @bree fimbu thing
HP:200 EP:156|.
You tell Zak: Special privelege.
Zak tells you: what is it?
You tell Zak: Towncomm, very special.
Zak tells you: oh, ok
Morefinda tells you: You tell Fimbu: I think we are safe...> Suddenly, Baklen
stabs Fimbu from behind!Baklen holds a crystal which starts to glow brightly.
Elcolonel tells you: Mr Fimbu! Mr Fimbu! What do you have to say to the
allegations of sodomy with Rendor! Mr Nicuramar! Mr Nicuramar!
HP:200 EP:160| tell elcolonel FDL
You tell Elcolonel: FDL
HP:200 EP:160| Elcolonel tells you: Mr Fimbu! Would you vote for against your running mate's
proposal to annex Bywater into Bree?!? Mr Butterbur! Mr Butterbur!
HP:200 EP:166| tell elcolonel I DID NOT sleep with Mrs. Butterbur. That's all I have to say.
You tell Elcolonel: I DID NOT sleep with Mrs. Butterbur. That's all I have to
say.
HP:200 EP:167| Elcolonel tells you: *muffled screams as someone gets trampled* Is it true that
you hired a hitman to kill Tilson Surefoot at last year's Halloween Nude
ball?
tell elcolonel All I will say is that Tilson DID rather offend me at that ball.
You tell Elcolonel: All I will say is that Tilson DID rather offend me at that
ball.
HP:200 EP:175| Elcolonel tells you: Morpheus leans into the camera and says: I think he
offended everyone in that awful Quenn Elizabeth mask and matching bra.
^ Galuf arcs a curious eyebrow... rent room > Thank you!
Your room is upstairs. > The sun has risen, and it is time to check out of the inn.
If you would like to keep your room another day, please return to the inn desk in
Bree and rent room again.
^ Waldab: You pray to Eru the One. Eru speaks: The Ainur have rewarded you 20 gold for your loyal service.
^ Waldab goes crazy and buys an entire pasty all to himself!
^ Azarael: we declared war on iraq folkis
^ Weston: rumours is obviously all over right now.. like the carbomb
^ What?!?
^ Fimbu: What?!?
HP:200 EP:92| ^ Nit: What ???
^ Mathias: desert storm ;p
^ Kadessa: Where did you hear that?
@Bree Phantomjrd: Today sucked!
^ Azarael: no not NOW
^ Zoso: heh
^ Oh.
^ Fimbu: Oh.
HP:200 EP:92| ^ Nit: ahh
[ Amruin ] Westar: I only smoke one cigaret after sex.. I'm down to 75 a
month
[ Amruin ] Silvayn: i thought 75 a day
[ Amruin ] Westar: Nah, Thats when i got a regular gf.
You PIERCE Monday with BONE CHILLING BLADES OF ICE!!!
Monday misses you.
shape
Monday doesn't look so great.
MONDAY - DLSG - MONDAY - DLSG - MONDAY - DLSG - MONDAY
MONDAY - DLSG - MONDAY - DLSG - MONDAY - DLSG - MONDAY
HP:230 EP:183
You PIERCE Monday with BONE CHILLING BLADES OF ICE!!!
Monday misses you.
Monday says: so what
You miss Monday.
Monday misses you.
HP:230 EP:178
You crunch Monday's bones with a direct lunge to the body!!
Monday falls to the ground.
Monday is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Monday is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
bandage monday
You bandage Monday.
HP:230 EP:178
l monday
Monday has the gait of an experienced rider.
Monday is on fire!
He is carrying:
A message stone.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
A simple pipe (empty).
HP:230 EP:179
The fire singes Monday's face, scalding the delicate skin!
He screams in agony!
Monday has died.
HP:39 EP:32| Phantomjrd tells you: Hello, Umm I submitted like three idea reports. and i have
been checking cases logs. but ummm have the mcouncil recieved it?
tell phantomjrd The Council doesn't do Idea reports. Valinor does.
You tell Phantomjrd: The Council doesn't do Idea reports. Valinor does.
Phantomjrd tells you: Ahhhh! sorry
You tell Phantomjrd It's ok, the Ainur are better off with your ideas anyway.
HP:29 EP:24| Phantomjrd tells you: Who does? I legended him and it says no know legends
Phantomjrd tells you: what was his name?
You tell Phantomjrd: FDL. The Ainur. The Ainur are the coders, the people who
make this game.
Without warning, A Branch stabs you from behind!
The stuffed corpse of corpse
HP:200 EP:12| get permit
Ok.
HP:200 EP:13| n
This is the office of the Governor of Linhir. A large desk sits
squarely in the middle of the room, a comfortable chair behind it. Four
other chairs are opposite the desk for visitors. A thick rug covers the
wooden floor. The walls are decorated with paintings. Windows look out
on the town square below. All in all, this is a very comfortable office
for a fairly important man.
The only obvious exit is south.
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
A guard of Linhir is watching you
The governor of Linhir
HP:200 EP:13| i here
Guard of Linhir glares about.
Guard of Linhir glares about.
Guard of Linhir glares about.
Players in this room:
Fimbu
NPCs in this room:
A guard of Linhir is watching you (23)
The governor of Linhir
HP:143 EP:117| Sunflash disarms Guard of Linhir, and sends the weapon flying!
grom
What?
HP:143 EP:117| Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir hard.
h guard
Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir.
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
HP:144 EP:83| 4
Guard of Linhir is in good shape.
HP:144 EP:83| Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir.
You pierce Guard of Linhir.
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Gold: 521 (rough) Encumbrance: lightly encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A stamped staying-permit.
A studded leather baldric (worn).
A serpent sword (wielded).
A skull helmet (worn).
A large suit of piecemail armour (worn).
A Haradrim lute.
A silver harp.
Fimbu's wedding gift medallion (worn).
A small silver lute.
A spellbook.
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
Rank insignia.
An empty wolf's head pipe.
HP:144 EP:83| Sunflash laughs.
Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir very hard.
You slash Guard of Linhir deeply, causing substantial damage.
4
Guard of Linhir is in good shape.
HP:144 EP:83| Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir very hard.
You miss Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir hits Sunflash very hard.
Sunflash says: I can do that better.
4
Guard of Linhir is in good shape.
HP:144 EP:83| Sunflash hurts his neck attacking Guard of Linhir!
Sunflash scratches Guard of Linhir.
You pierce Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
Sunflash rolls on the floor laughing.
Sunflash misses Guard of Linhir.
You slash Guard of Linhir deeply, causing substantial damage.
Guard of Linhir misses Sunflash.
' Wow!
You say: Wow!
HP:144 EP:83| Sunflash falls down laughing.
Sunflash rolls on the floor laughing.
Sunflash inflicts massive damage to Guard of Linhir.
You gore Guard of Linhir hideously, spattering blood everywhere.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
Guard of Linhir says: Go back to the Black Lands, you fiend!
Sunflash inflicts massive damage to Guard of Linhir.
You miss Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses Sunflash.
Sunflash falls down laughing.
Sunflash rolls on the floor laughing.
Sunflash falls down laughing.
Sunflash wets his pants laughing.
Sunflash scratches Guard of Linhir.
You miss Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
rotfl
You roll on the floor laughing.
HP:145 EP:84| Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir very hard.
You miss Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses Sunflash.
Sunflash says: I have 100 tactics!
Sunflash hits Guard of Linhir very hard.
You miss Guard of Linhir.
Guard of Linhir misses you.
Sunflash says: Holy f****** sh*t!
^ Fimbu is too drunk to remember her own sex!
^ Galuf: Search Arda. You search, but fail to find anything of interest.
^ Galuf: Boooooring!