The math just didn't add up.

Posted by
Baklen [legacy]
Uploaded
27 February 2008 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Another Storm/Laefang combo. Got to love the pole-arm and whip.


Laefang attacks Math.
Suddenly, Laefang stabs Math from behind!
Laefang inflicts massive damage as he chops into Math with no remorse.
You move in close to attack, but fail to connect due to poor timing.
Your attack fails.
------(HP:213-EP:197)----- Math smacks someone.
Laefang dashes forward and manages to hit Math with the huge blade.
shape
UMath misses you.
Laefang attempts to chop Math but merely grazes him.
You send tails flying at Math, but they miss their mark.
------(HP:213-EP:136)----- Math almost chuckles as Laefang plants a weak headbutt on him.
shape
Math is in average shape.
AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE
------(HP:213-EP:136)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
shape
Math is in average shape.
AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE
------(HP:213-EP:136)----- Math leaves north.
Laefang leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
Outside Rhosgobel(e, sw, cave, s, n, w and se)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
 Rambler Banaurug the edain Warrior (Paw of Beorn)
 A pipe cart
 Dorgy, a hideous man
 An empty vial
 A swift hawk
 A wooden bowl
 A signpost
Math smashes someone with a bone-shattering impact.
You snap Math burning flesh and sizzling blood.
shape
Math is in average shape.
AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE
------(HP:213-EP:136)----- Math leaves east.
Laefang leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves east.
Laefang leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
 A tall fir tree
whip math
You raise the whip above your head and swing abruptly toward Math!
You smell burning flesh as the divine evil engulfs Math in a blazing inferno!
------(HP:213-EP:101)----- Math deals a crushing blow to you.
Laefang hits Math very hard, sending blood and flesh flying.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Math leaves east.
Laefang leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
 A tall stag
Laefang grips his weapon with one hand.
Laefang removes a magnificent giant cleaver.
Laefang puts a magnificent giant cleaver into a leather cleaver
     baldric.
Laefang gets a bladed pole-arm from a leather scout ruck.
Laefang throws a bladed pole-arm at Math, RENDING with ravenous bloodlust!
Laefang gets a bladed pole-arm.
shape
Math doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
------(HP:188-EP:100)----- Math leaves east.
Laefang leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math misses someone.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
------(HP:188-EP:80)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math brushes you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
kill math
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math hobbles, clutching his leg in pain.
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
You attack Math.
------(HP:187-EP:80)----- kill math
You attack Math.
------(HP:187-EP:80)----- kill math
You attack Math.
------(HP:187-EP:80)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
kill math
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
You attack Math.
------(HP:187-EP:80)----- kill math
Laefang throws a bladed pole-arm at Math, RENDING with ravenous bloodlust!
Math smacks someone.
You crack Math with tails wrapping and burning.
You attack Math.
------(HP:187-EP:79)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
kill math
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
You attack Math.
------(HP:187-EP:79)----- kill math
You attack Math.
------(HP:187-EP:79)----- kill math
You attack Math.
------(HP:187-EP:79)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
kill math
You attack Math.
------(HP:187-EP:79)----- kill math
kill math
Math misses you.
You crack Math with tails wrapping and burning.
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:80)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math hobbles, clutching his leg in pain.
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:80)----- kill math
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:80)----- kill math
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:80)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
kill math
Laefang hurts his neck attacking Math!
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:80)----- kill math
Math misses someone.
Laefang misses Math.
You hit Math with a horrid crack.
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
kill math
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:80)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:80)----- kill math
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:80)----- kill math
Laefang wields his giant cleaver like a weaponsmaster!!
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:80)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
kill math
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:80)----- Math misses you.
You send tails flying at Math, but they miss their mark.
You miss Math.
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
whip math
You raise the whip above your head and swing abruptly toward Math!
You cackle evilly as you burn Math painfully.
------(HP:188-EP:44)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
A dark, gloomy part of the Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
A dark, gloomy part of the Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
kill
kill
Math misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
A blasted landscape at the base of a volcano(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Wait a minute, you're still busy!
------(HP:188-EP:44)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
A path up the rocky slopes of a mountain(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
A broad path through the forest(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
 Balforth, the master assassin
Math hobbles, clutching his leg in pain.
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
A dark, gloomy part of the Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
 An upset orc warrior
Wait a minute, you're still busy!
------(HP:188-EP:44)----- kill
kill
Laefang hurts his neck attacking Math!
Wait a minute, you're still busy!
------(HP:188-EP:44)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
A dark, gloomy part of the Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
kill
kill
kill
Math misses someone.
Laefang swings the huge blade, missing Math wildly.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Wait a minute, you're still busy!
------(HP:188-EP:44)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Wait a minute, you're still busy!
------(HP:188-EP:44)----- kill
kill
Wait a minute, you're still busy!
------(HP:188-EP:44)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Wait a minute, you're still busy!
------(HP:188-EP:44)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
kill
kill
Math smacks someone.
Laefang swings the huge blade, missing Math wildly.
You are too busy to make an attack!
kill
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- kill
kill
kill
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- Math leaves south.
Laefang leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
kill
Math leaves west.
Laefang leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w) [sw]
 Laefang the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Math D'Numenor the dunedain Warlord (Hand of Eru)
 A Dale messenger
You attack Math.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- kill
kill
Math misses you.
Laefang inflicts massive damage as he chops into Math with no remorse.
You pummel Math with multiple blows from the whip!
kill
You decide to put Math out of his misery.
Math falls to the ground.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- You decide to put Math out of his misery.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- You decide to put Math out of his misery.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- You decide to put Math out of his misery.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- You decide to put Math out of his misery.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- You decide to put Math out of his misery.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- kill
Laefang puts Math out of his misery.
kill
You decide to put Math out of his misery.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- kill
You decide to put Math out of his misery.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- You decide to put Math out of his misery.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- Laefang ceases attacking Math, noticing he is unconscious.
You hit Math striking and immolating with multiple tails!
You decide to put Math out of his misery.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- kill
You decide to put Math out of his misery.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- kill
You decide to put Math out of his misery.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- kill
You decide to put Math out of his misery.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- kill
You decide to put Math out of his misery.
------(HP:188-EP:43)----- kill
kill
kill
Burning tails envelop Math and slay him with searing gledes.
You killed Math.
    Full of glee, you raise Math's head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Math has died.