Jerf gets SmOkEd

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Jerf [legacy]
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23 March 2008 00:00:00
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Player Kill

6manned!? What a friendly welcome back to the mud I get from BKD after 2 or more years of inactivity........

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    Bakal [legacy]
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    25 March 2008 15:07:32

    It scared little white girls like Theodrek, and... oddly enough attracted dirty little whores like Smoky. Weird.

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    Norin [legacy]
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    25 March 2008 10:27:39

    The gangster rap era scared me. :(

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    Esker [legacy]
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    25 March 2008 06:12:01

    I think it was the old, old Durmanhoth which was feared. The one from before my time, and indeed the time of most people commenting here. When all the old elite Swedes were members (Karanach, Canton et al). I don't think anybody could seriously suggest the silly Gangster Rap Daedin era of the Durmanhoth was very scary. :P

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    25 March 2008 04:11:41

    It could have been also the way Aura was compared to fade. That was some scary shit when you saw the room becoming dark. :)

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    25 March 2008 04:10:46

    Date: 24. Mar, 2008, 15:52:51 By: Delkin

    Date: 24. Mar, 2008, 12:17:02 By: Mirnac

    HAHA i love how Malorian don't know who Jerf is and thinks he should bash on him just because he is Durm, and then suddenly he can see that Jerf is pretty damn popular on here, time to apologise :)

    Yeah, people seem to forget that Durmanhoth has been a part of this game for nearly 15 years...the guild is older than a handful of its members.

    *** End of Delkin's post.

    Delkin just claimed much of something you are not. Do a Conf call or something to decide which way to continue and then get back to us! And Trempk, thats somewhat true, but I guess I am talking the days of ainaruth (sp? maybe ainarmaruth) and the likes, not the durms from 2000. :) They had an air of mystery and deadliness in the way they carried themselves, well at least in my impression. :)

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    25 March 2008 04:01:41

    If someone feared the old durmanhoth, then they weren't much of a 'skilled player.'

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    Bakal [legacy]
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    25 March 2008 03:49:29

    Manni should be some sort of PR guy.

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    Urban [legacy]
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    25 March 2008 03:07:38

    Didn't ya claim to be some sorta dynasty? :p

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    Manni [legacy]
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    25 March 2008 02:58:56

    Who cares if it's like the old Durm or not... It is what it is. We're not claiming, nor have we ever claimed, that we're much of anything that we're not. The rap jokes and stuff are jokes, to be funny, because we're having fun, because this is a game. No need to go berserk over nothing.

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    25 March 2008 02:09:48

    You are nothing like the old Durmanhoth who were forced to convert into another guild. You are a clan that was formed during Dev22(?), and piggybacked off their name. Almost all of the real Durmanhoth leaders of old do not play anymore. That and no player with any skill would ever really fear you like they did the old Durmanhoth. Noone, really fears the current durm guild (and no you don't deserve to be called by their full name), so keep pretending you are 15 years old (even though guilds weren't even around then just clans) and you are the same group.

    The only sad thing about this whole situation is that Jerf is a durm. I personally have met him IRL and he's really awesome to play black jack with. Hey Jerf... remember when that dealer took a fucking sob out of her pocket and ownt all of our hands? (maybe it was mels I can't remember). You almost died when I said that shit. :)

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    Jerf [legacy]
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    25 March 2008 00:00:35

    *grin* Ex-stud, im just a wannabe hasbeen :) Good to see so many friendly faces still around tho. Miss you guys.

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    Delkin [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 17:55:05

    I've seen Deadlok die with MELS _and_ whip on him.

    Dead serious.

    But yeah, Durmanhoth life is pretty hard - that's why we sell weed and rap for money. Like I don't throw down my tunes just to rock you, but also to talk about the trials and tribulations I face in life. Like if VC or anyone ever needs a unique roleplaying experience, I'm sure Manni will find a fixed fee for hiring me as a rapper...maybe 20k/hour? After all, I've got kids to feed.

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    Mirnac [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 17:23:43

    Deadlok was hillarious, never seen a guy die so many times in so strange ways. He seemed to be the easiest target on the mud, but then suddenly he was a good player again. I guess when your stoned out your skull and drunk as hell you tend to have a hard time breaking :)

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    Alkath [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 17:22:38

    For as long as I remember, Durms always had quite a few assholes. At least I found the G-Unit ones funny from time to time, and when they screwed up, they didn't lie about it.

    There are guilds with a better history :)

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    Haarni [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 16:39:20

    Chances are Jerf severely disliked you and your newbie killing friends 4 years ago, oh am I wrong in remebering how popular Dighi,Tomasis and co were?:P

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    Delkin [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 15:52:51

    Date: 24. Mar, 2008, 12:17:02 By: Mirnac

    HAHA i love how Malorian don't know who Jerf is and thinks he should bash on him just because he is Durm, and then suddenly he can see that Jerf is pretty damn popular on here, time to apologise :)

    Yeah, people seem to forget that Durmanhoth has been a part of this game for nearly 15 years...the guild is older than a handful of its members.

    However, this is the first time I have called Jerf a stud in 4 years. Jerf you are a stud.

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    Rhoads [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 15:33:00

    Mimak rocked! Better and coolest than anyone on this thread, although Jerf is a stud and gets pretty close :)

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    Wormbaneii [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 14:42:53

    Mimak......:(

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    Mirnac [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 12:17:47

    And it's M i r n a c not mimac im flattered tho :) That was close to Mimak :)

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    Mirnac [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 12:17:02

    HAHA i love how Malorian don't know who Jerf is and thinks he should bash on him just because he is Durm, and then suddenly he can see that Jerf is pretty damn popular on here, time to apologise :)

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    Jerf [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 07:04:38

    Well, kinda like Mimac said, when rims was removed I kinda hopped around for a bit from guild to guild. Manni is a good friend tho, and even tho I was pretty much the most inactive person in the world because of the Army he still gave me a home for the last year and a half that I didn't even step out of the guild. Last night was honestly the first time I think in over a 2 year period that I killed an NPC! lol. oh well.

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 06:13:34

    Jerf, I am sad you are durmanhoth. You know where you belong. :(

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    Erest [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 06:00:37

    Jerf. that was studly!

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    Wormbaneii [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 05:12:51

    <3 Jerf

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    Pallasch [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 03:40:21

    Jerf, come home!

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    Malorian [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 03:13:26

    Sorry guys, I didn't realize Jerf wasn't a dumbass, which I just acted like :P. I had had a bad day, but that's no excuse, my sincerest apologies :(

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    Mirnac [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 02:14:52

    Yeah don't get that either, but then again after rims got removed alot of players went downhill :( Nirrab eventualy went to dungs and then stayed evil, and jerf went to durms. And some of the others really old rims prolly stopped playing around then.

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    Foraker [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 01:24:30

    Damn Jerf is in Durmanhoth? Why would you have joined them :(

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    Perry [legacy]
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    24 March 2008 01:01:21

    JERF! YOU STUD!

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    Skyman [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 22:47:39

    Yes, jarr, Peesho owned!

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    Memic [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 20:07:36

    And for the record, I came back from inactivity into this war too, and the 'welcome back' I got was a 7 Durms attacking me at Thranduils during my first peek out of GH. Didnt post it though.

    M.

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    Memic [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:59:52

    Aww, Jerf is back.. But on the wrong side. Stop whining about being banged, were whining about MP these days, allthough it wont change anything. :)

    M.

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    Jerf [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:56:29

    Damn Dec, 02. that was def a classic.

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:53:45

    It's a classic, along with the first few tidbits

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    Jerf [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:53:28

    Peesho's Old ass log, Life and Death of lost..........shit is fucking hilarious!

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:51:29

    This bkd bang talk reminds me of..

    Byron enters.

    Krakkur enters.

    Rolf enters.

    Mimak enters.

    Beregor enters.

    Rolf chats with his party.

    Byron chats with his party.

    Willy enters.

    Byron gets a wild look in his eyes and smashes his head into Willy.

    Rolf says: FEEL THE STONEHEAD!!!

    Rolf gets a wild look in his eyes and smashes his head into Willy.

    Mimak gets a wild look in his eyes and smashes his head into Willy.

    Beregor gets a wild look in his eyes and smashes his head into Willy.

    Krakkur gets a wild look in his eyes and smashes his head int Willy.

    Willy leaves north.

    Rolf has a questioning look on his face.

    Rolf chats with his party.

    Byron chats with his party.

    Rolf chats with his party.

    Rolf says: I SAID WE NEED MORE HEADBUTTS IN THE BEGINING, NOT THAT WE HAVE

    TO MAKE A 5 WARRIOR PARTY YOU IDIOTS!!! WHO WILL HUNT?!?!?!?

    Rolf says: No ale for the next month dumb fucks!

    Byron says: no rolf man wait we didn't know...

    Rolf leaves south.

    Byron leaves south.

    Krakkur bahs.

    Krakkur leaves north.

    Beregor leaves north.

    Mimak leaves north.

    Props to whoever can remember where it is from :)

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    Kalmah [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:35:14

    Exactly, wtf are you doing in durms?

    And yes, props to BkD for banging. It's too bad they're not consistent with it though. Best way to beat bangs is with your own :)

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    Mirnac [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:21:37

    Or 6 for that matter :)

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    Mirnac [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:20:57

    Jerf is a stud, but why your still in the guild i don't get :) But i kinda like seeing 7man bkd bangs out and about, kinda makes you remember the good ol' times.

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    Skyman [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:17:39

    jerf, tell taht to your boys who levelbashed mongwen not long ago.

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    Skyman [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:16:38

    even mapper helps not! maybe ths is the way to beat it

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    Jerf [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:15:40

    Malorian, im sorry im so stupid and I can't count. Please forgive my lact of intelect! And umm yes Shardik, I was kindof aware of that, but then again ive been inactive in the guild for over a year and a half now.........I mean, I haven't even killed an NPC in 2 years since before last night, let alone a person!? *shrug* my bad for being so worthless.

    and on a side not Malorian, I Can talk about bangs because if youd like to look at any logs ive ever posted back in the day...90 percent of them are solo's or two mans at the most. kthxbye

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    Girrick [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:15:08

    Malorian, that was like the most assholic (?) comment ever :P

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    Jubal [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:10:26

    I didnt attack! Whit whew!

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    Mekero [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:05:45

    Woo! He died :P

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    Shardik [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:02:23

    You were aware that there was a guildwar, right?

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    Adoni [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 19:00:11

    lol JERF! I miss you my man.

    Malorian STFU.

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    Kalmah [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 18:59:57

    Well just like Josi shouldn't be killed just for being a BkD, Jerf shouldn't be killed for being in durms. But I wouldn't consider him a durm and Jerf, just leave the guild plz :(

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    Malorian [legacy]
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    23 March 2008 18:57:38

    Can you count? Five people attacked you. And Durms are ones to talk about bangs....