Disclaimer: I found this funny.
Party say from Aldarida: andand..how long more for you to get the bkd then? You say: Bkd?? Party say from Aldarida: damn..i meant phd! [ Aina Amarth ] Armand: ill make sure when I retire to log on once every 6months just in case :) [ Aina Amarth ] Schwarz: You won't retire till you start seeing your kids play and get shit scared [ Aina Amarth ] Armand: haha You say in Westron: I mean imagine the ignonimy You say in Westron: I would suicide if my kid pk'ed me Ardnas laughs out loud. Armand says in Westron: hahaha You say in Westron: Most probably the jerk will party with Nasira and gangbang me Armand says in Westron: my father plays Armand says in Westron: or used to You say in Westron: Did you ever PK your dad? Dalkar says in Westron: ahahaha Dalkar says in Westron: GROUNDED You say in Westron: It would be worse to pretend to be a female char Dalkar peers quizzically at Ardnas. You say in Westron: and find out that your father mudsexes Ardnas says in Westron: Shut up, I'm trying to eat breakfast here! Armand says in Westron: talk about blackmail material You say in Westron: Imagine this: You say in Westron: So dad, do you remember Princesz? You say in Westron: That was me You say in Westron: Or worse. You say in Westron: find out that your dad pretends to be a girl that mudsexes Armand says in Westron: ahahaha HP:80 EP:69> Patience asks Adrialle about sluttiness. Adrialle says: I have no idea. Did you come to buy me from Sevonyth? Friend says in Westron: I am sure I can screw your backstab trigger. You say in Westron: Sure, Go Ahead. Friend says in Westron: Without warning Friend has left the game. [ Galadhrim ] Oryan: i have a very seariouse quote coing upp [ Galadhrim ] Oryan: from a great man called socratize [ Galadhrim ] Oryan: or socrates as i like to call him [ Galadhrim ] Oryan: The only true nolage is to know nothing! [ Galadhrim ] Oryan: which i must add makes me a very nolagable person [ Galadhrim ] Uglyguy: I think the quote is, "The only true knowledge is to know that you know nothing" [ Galadhrim ] Oryan: you are arguing with a 4000 year old greak mithologist and philosipher u aint gunna win [ Galadhrim ] Oryan: melkor? [ Galadhrim ] Oryan: yer what is a melkor ^ Schwarz: Lust leaves south. Pain enters. legend lust Lust Stonerose the dwarf Armourer (Hand of Aule) On for: 9m 37s Gender: male Age: 16d 4h 45m 40s Can be mailed: Lust@Bree Lust is a member of the Valacirca. legend pain Pain and Sorrow the silvan Tracker (Heroic) On for: 2m 10s Gender: male Age: 1d 9h 5m 34s Can be mailed: Pain@Adornas Pain has recorded a life story. Schwarz says in Westron: PLEASE STOP MAKING ME THINK OF GIANT PENISES Xsi says in Westron: ... [ Aina Amarth ] Xsi: You tell Tulkas: Will I get a warning if I put penis in my legendinfo? [ Aina Amarth ] Schwarz: So that's what you call it now, eh Xsi? "legendinfo" Premnon says: hahaha ^ (OOC) Adoni: just out of curiosity, is anyone planning on taking me up on my offer? ^ (OOC) Maelstrom: You offering sex? ^ (OOC) Azragh: fellatio fun? ^ (OOC) Adoni: no, I'm offering 50k for shelob's death and log page post by tomorrow night. ^ (OOC) Maelstrom: Plus sex? ^ (OOC) Celoril: solo? ^ (OOC) Azragh: solosex? ^ (OOC) Adoni: doesn't have to be solo. any group. ^ (OOC) Hurin: Is this still about Shelob? ^ (OOC) Azragh: fdl [952] [12:33] ^ (OOC) Raar: I bet lembas cause constipation. [953] [12:33] ^ (OOC) Turin: yes [954] [12:33] ^ (OOC) Turin: and remember Faramir gave them dried fruit and cheese [955] [12:33] ^ (OOC) Turin: more constipation [956] [12:33] ^ (OOC) Raar: That's why all the elves have that look [957] [12:34] ^ (OOC) Raar: Yeah, I bet Frodo soiled his pants after seeing Shelob though. [958] [12:34] ^ (OOC) Raar: Good thing they stole his clothes. [959] [12:34] ^ (OOC) Tokin: Shelob soiled her pants seeing those two queers. [960] [12:34] ^ (OOC) Flyden: Rotfl [979] [12:36] ^ (OOC) Raar: You know I laughed out loud when Samwise kept saying "Share the load" in slow motion during the movie. [980] [12:37] ^ (OOC) Raar: How obviously gay is that? [981] [12:37] ^ (OOC) Tokin laughs. ^ (OOC) Raar: We actually also shouted "Kiss" when Sam and Frodo were passionately looking into each others' eyes. HP:160 EP:66 ()> ^ (OOC) Flyden: I bet that cracked up the entire cinema ^ (OOC) Raar: People started shushing us. Conservative bastards ^ (OOC) Flyden: Rotfl HP:160 EP:53 ()> ^ (OOC) Shardik: Every time they showed Elrond, all I could th ink was "Mister Anderson" [38] [12:41] ^ (OOC) Raar: We should brainstorm a funny cast for LOTR. For example: Danny Devito as Frodo. [39] [12:42] ^ (OOC) Shardik: Sylvester Stalone as Arwen. [40] [12:42] ^ (OOC) Raar: Yum. [41] [12:42] ^ (OOC) Tokin: arnold as the balrog. [42] [12:42] ^ (OOC) Tokin: sweet. [43] [12:43] ^ (OOC) Raar: Old woman from Titanic as Galadriel [44] [12:43] ^ (OOC) Turin: oh wait... [45] [12:43] ^ (OOC) Shardik: Yao Ming as Gimli. [46] [12:43] ^ (OOC) Raar: haha [47] [12:43] ^ (OOC) Lunner: hahah [48] [12:43] ^ (OOC) Tokin: cameron diaz as legolas. [49] [12:43] ^ (OOC) Tokin: mmm. [50] [12:43] ^ (OOC) Tokin blushes. [51] [12:43] ^ (OOC) Turin: Jay and Silent Bob as Pippin and Merry. [52] [12:44] ^ (OOC) Flyden: The rock as samwise HP:160 EP:75 ()> ^ (OOC) Shardik: Picture Yao Ming, clinging with his arms around Cameron Diaz, on the back of a horse. * Really, go ahead and picture this * ^ (OOC) Tash: Unless you blindfold an eagle and have it fly over Mount Doom for you. ^ (OOC) Raar: Mordor was a no-fly zone. HP:160 EP:103 ()> ^ (OOC) Turin: you might need two eagles, held together by a string ^ (OOC) Raar: They had anti-flying-craft missile launchers at Carchost and Narchost. HP:160 EP:103 ()> ^ (OOC) Turin: what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen great eagle? ^ (OOC) Raar: Lol ^ (OOC) Raar: Yet another pop-culture hybrid: Sauron says to Frodo: Gooooood, goooood, now put the ring on your finger, and your transformation to the dark side will be complete!