Quiauh

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Burgul [legacy]
Uploaded
05 May 2008 00:00:00
Type
Misc

A bit of quiauh's daily insanity, for everyone's amusement.

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    11 May 2008 01:42:18

    i love to dissapoint both you obsessed with me

    muddafucka's so its not

    Hahahahah, fucking shit classic. When talking just to Lobo, he problably says You peoples! Because he assumes everyone has at least two or more distinct personalities each! hahahahaha !:(

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    Girrick [legacy]
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    10 May 2008 22:16:32

    muddafucka

    What the hell? And he's bald, HE MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    10 May 2008 20:46:28

    Quiauh told you: it aint me muddafucka

    You told Quiauh: my friend assured me it was you

    Quiauh told you: i love to dissapoint both you obsessed with me

    muddafucka's so its not

    You told Quiauh: i think you're lying, as always.

    Quiauh told you: im bald you fucking tool

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    Miroth [legacy]
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    09 May 2008 23:52:32

    hahaha. thanks lobo.

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    09 May 2008 23:24:22

    my hired paparazzi finally took a pic of quiauh!

    http://concatenando.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/owned1.jpg

    I'm dead serious!

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    Girrick [legacy]
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    08 May 2008 13:20:26

    Would that include you Scythain? :p

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    Scythain [legacy]
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    07 May 2008 20:03:41

    Also for little kids trying to piss into tall urinals.

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    Hurb [legacy]
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    07 May 2008 20:02:23

    for spear fishing too, right?

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    Hurin [legacy]
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    07 May 2008 19:38:52

    Aim high seems like a more appropriate slogan for anti-aircraft artillery, it's a good thing the air force changed it :p

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    Scythain [legacy]
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    07 May 2008 19:23:20

    Aim high is our old Air Force slogan, haha.

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    Malorian [legacy]
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    07 May 2008 16:19:21

    Miroth, at my old Middle School, Aim High was the special-ed program :P

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    07 May 2008 15:59:28

    I was speaking of the player named nia.

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    Nameless [legacy]
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    07 May 2008 15:58:05

    pot is worse, much worse

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    07 May 2008 15:51:50

    Speaking of names (ok, no one was), nia is the worst name ever. If you have to name yourself after the acronym of a guild, you are truly pathetic.

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    07 May 2008 14:58:11

    Oh and 4 members? That's a new one. Looks like some people were sneaking in extra members under their robes without me knowing.

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    Miroth [legacy]
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    07 May 2008 14:36:10

    way to aim high. haha

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    07 May 2008 14:05:10

    I'm not failing, though. I'll get to be his 2nd in command :P

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    Scythain [legacy]
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    07 May 2008 13:45:38

    You know, it could be possible that Quiauh is some up and coming dictator and is testing you all with his nonsense to see who is competent to be part of his new world order. And as of now you're all failing... =(

    How's that for conspiracy theories Smoky?

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    Malorian [legacy]
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    07 May 2008 04:41:21

    Smoky, this was posted 'for everyone's amusement.' I, and am sure most people, found this amusing.

    You disrespect the name Smokey. :(

  • Author
    Burgul [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 21:22:43

    all my credit!

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    Burgul [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 21:22:33

    he said he died on you because of me hurb... he said he was fucking pissed and decided to kill gothmog without aliases, thus died.

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    Ansgar [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 20:50:32

    Dont you mean suspended Hurb? ;)

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    Hurb [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 20:15:34

    quiauh is funny shit though. i killed him a couple days before i left... Awsome fun afterwards

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    Duncan [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 19:59:45

    Bah, over 40 comments on some stupid tellhist? Adanethel posts better logs.

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    Burgul [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 19:15:08

    war? this isn't war... it's just butchery

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    Parethian [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 18:58:05

    Ok burgul i would help you in this war but sadly i got suspended due to inappropriate comms against quiauh heh. Was funny actually he called me a noob or something along those lines than i said and i quote 'Quiauh your mom should have swallowed'. Than blah blah i got suspended and other junk but when i get back if your still fighting i wanna help :).

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 17:53:13

    Yes. My log was posted for one reason, and one reason only.

    It wasn't posted to be like, look at me, i'm so skilled.

    It was the only log I had.

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    Malorian [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 16:24:58

    ...That makes a huge difference, doesn't it?

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 14:52:59

    Notice I disabled ratings on mine, Malorian?

    No, you probably didn't.

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 10:42:37

    Personally I never took insults like being 'retarded' very seriously from someone who can't even form them in a grammatically correct sentence...Maybe that's just me.

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    Shabba [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 08:26:59

    Hirgail, I'm sure plenty of 15 year old boys these days could pass as a female with their voices. Also, even if you are female Smoky, you must be a goddamn fugly one. Or maybe you're just blond, you're certainly stupid enough to pass for one.

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    Koroth [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 07:12:05

    FDL at Hirgail!

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 05:16:21

    I think the hooker would get an abortion before that happens.

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    Ulfanil [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 05:11:37

    Anyone know Quiauh irL? I mean this guy is seriously retard. Taking games way to seriously. I just hope his children won't turn into something like him.. It'll be totally sad. =(

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 05:06:49

    When I see you online next I'll give it to you!

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 04:28:06

    Did he own this coffeeshop, or was he just one of its loser patrons?

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    Girrick [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 04:10:05

    Quiauh tells you: and since the government closed my coffeeshop

    He's told me numerous times, from like a year ago, that this was why he played so much and doesn't want to go back to rl to face that.

    Get over it...?

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 03:53:49

    I don't rate logs dumb ass. I only rate in rare cases, such as when the logs are VERY good and aren't run of the mill, and even then in the recent past I just am too lazy.

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    Malorian [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 03:48:53

    '[new] Date: 06. May, 2008, 2:46:56 By: Smoky

    Logs where a pk-noob is killed are pure 1's in my books.

    Logs that have absolutely no point, such as this one are also 1's in my books.'

    Didn't you just post a log the purpose of which was for commenting? This is even better: 'for everyone's amusement.'

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 03:43:52

    Azrylar wasn't in combat.

    I thought the log was Ok. And no, I don't like gizmalin.

    But the rest of you rated it a 6 because you don't like gizmalin.

    Practice what you preach.

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 03:38:44

    Oh, and you rate logs where a solo person kills one of 2 people trying to kill him WITHOUT hunt as a 3? Or are you friends with gizmalin and thats one of your other reasons you rate logs lower right?

  • Author
    Smoky [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 03:32:56

    Not with a team, with my dad.

    I do like the conspiracy theories though.

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    Hurb [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 03:26:43

    in my school tennis for guys is in spring and for girls in the fall...

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 03:00:28

    And your number is...

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 02:58:21

    Yeah, call me or speak into the mic on your computer:P

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 02:46:56

    Logs where a pk-noob is killed are pure 1's in my books.

    Logs that have absolutely no point, such as this one are also 1's in my books.

  • Author
    Miroth [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 02:42:05

    Smoky, until you learn how to competently rate logs, I think you need to refrain from rating. I can't say these logs are the best out there, but it appears you're rating logs based on the poster, rather than the quality of the log. While you do have the right to do so, it only makes you look like a complete idiot. I've considered that it's a possibility that you're just a nub who has no clue what makes a good log, and that theory would be reinforced by the logs that you yourself have posted, but I'd like to give you the benefit of the doubt that you're not completely clueless. Prove to us that you're not a total nub by showing your ability to rate logs based on merit, rather than the character who posted it.

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 02:40:33

    I was at tennis practice.

    I don't own a webcamera. Any other ways you want me to 'prove*' I'm female?

    *not that you'll believe me anyway.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 01:41:59

    Well, that shut him up!

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 01:28:13

    Gender Identity Test

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    Miroth [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 01:17:50

    can someone tell me what the hell a GIT is?

    As far as playing female chars, as I have done so, I offer another option:

    When so many people hate you, it makes it easier to disguise who you are long enough to level up to a point where you can fight your own battles without jackasses taking the chance to kill you at a lower level, when you are most vulnerable.

    That was my second female char :P the first was to take advantage of teenage idiots :P It's a lot easier to milk gold and equipment from the guys here when they think you're female :P

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 01:16:44

    Well it's simple really. I give you my phone number or MSN address and you login/call me and go on webcam and thus prove you're female.

    I suppose you could find someone to pretend to be you but if you've got people in your life covering up the fact that you pretend to be a chick on the net then something is very wrong at Villa de la Smoky!

    *Don't laugh my Spanish sucks:(

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 01:14:23

    And how exactly would you get to see the results of the GIT?

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 01:12:42

    Men pretending to be women on the internet that would feel humiliated if the truth of their bizarre behavior became public in the place they're pretending to be female.

    In turn, you could always make me look like a moron by agreeing to take the GIT and proving me wrong.

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 01:11:10

    Why would anyone be afraid to take a GIT?

    Penis---> male

    Vagina---> female

    Please welcome Sherlock Fucking Holmes, everybody.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 01:08:55

    It's always the men that are so hesitant to take the GIT:P

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 01:02:50

    Why the fuck would I take a GIT?

    I know perfectly well what gender I am.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 01:02:11

    There was no option 4.

    Care to take a GIT Smoky?

    Do you have the balls (or lack of them) to put your money where your mouth is?

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 00:56:53

    Not hilarious to you, you mean.

    Were I male, and logging this kind of stuff, I would have around 50 logs of people making asses out of themselves.

    I'll pick option 4.

    4) Someone who could be of either gender, and enjoys all the idiotic rumors and the like about his or her gender. I've been laughing at all of you for 4 years.

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    Maelstrom [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 00:55:47

    Pick me, Pick me! I'll answer. He's a prick.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 00:50:56

    No Smoky, it's a cold, hard, in-your-face numerical fact that any player can see just by typing 'legend top activity'.

    Quiauh has either been at the top of the list or near the top of the list every time I've looked at it for the past year or so.

    And that's just on the one alt, apparently he has dozens.

    In relation to your alleged gender bending:

    People that login to the internet and pretend to be of the opposite sex tend to fall into 3 categories.

    1: People with gender identity issues: People with gender identity issues are generally crazy and have a slew of other deep seeded emotional issues resulting from their genetic and psychological abnormality.

    2: Homosexuals attempting to lure otherwise straight men into online sexual encounters: These people are a form on online sexual predator and seem to be deeply uncomfortable with their own sexuality.

    3: People attempting to use pretending to be a female to gain favours from horny teenage idiots by predating on their stupidity: These people may fall into any of the above two categories and are almost always awkward geeks. Or hilarious pranksters.

    So which are you Smoky? (Keeping in mind you're neither hilarious or a prankster)

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    Miroth [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 00:40:14

    i dont think he's well-liked. it's more of uniting against a common annoying enemy. quiasdfasdfh.

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 00:36:21

    Date: 05. May, 2008, 23:55:17 By: Burgul

    well, being 'cool' or 'loser' is a matter of point of view, while being a travestie is a fact.

    In the words of the well-liked Burgul, being a loser is a matter of point of view.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 00:32:24

    *There is no way anyone that has dominated the Top Loser list for a year has anything even resembling a life.

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    Smoky [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 00:26:48

    'There's no way someone that has dominated the Top Loser list for nearly a year.'

    wtf?

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    06 May 2008 00:24:34

    I'm expecting Burgul to get about 20 different messages from 20 people that sound an awful lot like Quiuah.

    There's no way someone that has dominated the Top Loser list for nearly a year.

    Unless that is, his social worker can organise some people from his group therapy session to go along to keep up his morale.

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    05 May 2008 22:50:44

    No kidding, I look forward to it, I will in fact try to be online as well to actually see it myself.

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    Razey [legacy]
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    05 May 2008 22:15:26

    Burgul, Please post the log in two days :P

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    Norin [legacy]
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    05 May 2008 21:22:22

    Hehe, allways fun to read some good Q-Rant.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    05 May 2008 21:07:24

    Man, poor Quiauh. Out of the entire psych ward only 16 people are going to show:(