"Insert irrelevant random quote from the daily welfare pamphlet here"
Madden Sux
Madden for the win, i've got you covered like a blanket at a picnic at that game.
<3 pounder
yeah, no shit
sports video games blow
Pro Evolution Soccer
Girrick they weren't talking about you, I was just giving you shit because you are the last person on this page to be accused of an ego issue. :)
what is PES preciousss?
I was making a funny and all of a sudden I have a massive ego and I'm whipping out my dick to show everyone, eh. Nah, it was to give you a slight chuckle, but whatever :P
You get it! Thank you!!!
Sorry, Jaron, but I think you're wrong in your analysis of the situation here. Well, the imaginary dicks thing might be pretty accurate, but the rest of it...
I don't think anyone here is *really* arguing about who's better at this game, so much as they're aruging about who's just better, period. Lotta ego's involved here.
And Aryl, your insults are tiresome, and not even smile-inducing. That's not wit, that's just...'What?' :P
Let's start a Pro tourney Jaron
Way to miss the point :P
It's ok, I'm good friends with the Admins of this logpage :P
Unlikely Urban, Jaron could own you on the logpage, banning your account and preventing you from posting the log :)
Jaron I'd own you on PES :/
Then I'd own you on towers, post the log and then brag how much I'm better than you on this.
Hell, you know what this is? An imaginary dick measurement contest.
And you bring shame to the rest of the decaying organic matters by arguing about who is better at an online game. Seriously, WHO THE FUCK CARES? I bet I could own you all at PES. Does that make me better?
Brag about something that actually matters.
'You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.'
Pounder, why do you make comments like you know what you're talking about? Are you trying really hard to be funny, or do you just enjoy blabbering like a drooling baboon?
Girrick, seriously, are you going to be in arda tonight. I need to plan around your log in time because I simply will not be able to log on. I will get a message 'Sorry but there is too much egodick logged into the towers, please try to log in at a later time'. So let me know here at work before I get home and find I can't get online. :(
Girrick still fails, though.
lawl
Shabba, you are going to start making Girrick's ego grow huge. There simply isn't enough space in the towers for all the massive heads! I might not even be able to log on (because damn right my head is inflated too!) :(
VC always wins, what's new?
Hi Shabba, I am a huge stone troll today at work. :)
The VC wins.
It's a game.
None of you are special.
Shut up.
Except Urban <3
Aryl, noone has ever consider you anyone until you had a huge group of durm ballhuggers following you who made enough noise. And then everyone went back to knowing your an average PK'er that doesn't do shit for the mud.
And for the record, Urban rules.
Aww even you thought it was funny :)
Urban, while hilarious, still exhibits some modicum of intelligence. Pounder, on the other hand, is fucking dumb. Plain and simple. Then again, who else would age over a year on one character and accomplish almost nothing? A complete, fucking, idiot. -End overuse of punctuation-.
My comment made this thread worthwhile.
Hoshkebosh, do you live in Herkimer? Are you escaping and going to college?
No aryl, he is your superior. Massively at that. See below where you whined about dying due to lag but really you were completely outclassed by aeldor.
Again like I said, I underestimated you simply because I didn't realize who you were (you do change alts like every month or three) and thats why you have my ear. And judging how you were trying to kill me (idle anyone?) and with the mistiming of the room-resets indicates that sadly even with all the time I have taken off, I am still superior to you as well. Honestly, I shouldn't even brag about it because players like grimscar and others are still vastly better than you but they don't play with as many gimmicks.
Wait a week, I'm moving soon. :p
The cockroaches are already there....
Well, I designed a nice experiment to test that theory.. Just stick a few million cockroaches in Herkimer and nuke it.
Actually it's a common misconception that a cockroach can survive a nuclear blast.
It comes from people putting cockroaches into microwave ovens and them not dying.
What actually happens is that a microwave heats unevenly, you have hot spots and cold spots in it.
The cockroach is just smart enough to move away from the hot spots.
Where is the quick thinking? you even reacted late!
People tell me to fuck myself all the time, I give them what they want :)
Haha, if writing novels for comments is related to the soreness of one's ass, it appears that you yourself get a good pounding once in a few days.
Would you like some ice for your anal impaction, or are you done being ass-sore enough to defend yourself with a novel :( Just to correct you, I had a phial. And to quote my tells, I said Mornaner was the only mortal player I considered my peer, not a superior. Your ear is on my necklace. Your comments are biased and incendiary. You have an issue, stemming from me owning you. Let's be friends instead!
he shoulda triggered that one
Owned? I locked you with no gear and a flask between me and mornaner. That isn't owned, I just wasn't caught up enough to know you had surfaced like a cockroach again (they can survive nukes you know) and it was you that I was dealing with. I will give you the fact that I thought you were just some noob trying to kill me for my contract and thats mainly why you even killed me. I went to belegost to heal and you had no clue I had done so and got lucky mornaner grabbed aiglos not realizing it was vgc and didn't have a weapon for me. Oh yeah, and how much healing did you have again (phial + full something or other-but I don't really care). I mean come on you attacked me assuming I was idle in bree with no equipment because I hadn't played at all that boot and mistimed the innroom reset, and you call that owned? You are fairly funny, especially considering you realize how much better of a player mornaner is than you and admit it in tells.
Yes, yes you are:P
I enjoyed the read, guess im just a homo tho.
Two days ago Tarkus survived an attempt just like that, except he had idled off and was lucky to come back just in time... and there was a 130hp strike to start with. The rest was pretty much the same.
Just saying it wasn't pointless Shabster, I agree with you that it isn't SPECTACULAR. Although by today's sad standards... :P
I'm not saying it wasn't a good escape, it definitely was. It's NOTHING spectacular whatsoever though :P Especially to read as a log afterwards..
it's not that hard to break in adornas :P
Yes :'(
Aryl, did you forget to take your medicine again?
Show me another log where you log in and get 2 manned by a max warrior with cleaver and a max assassin with MELS out of nowhere and survive by hand. Then tell me its pointless. Or... you could get over the fact I owned you. Might want to start there.
Hahahahahahaha
OMG AREN'T YOU EXHALEV???
Me and Aeldor had pretty much just idled there since you logged off, I was the one that was supposed to trigger closet after I attacked you, but I was pretty much afk and when I came back to comp I got a headbutt off, and that was pretty much it :P
And Aryl told me I suck and stuff like that :(
I mean if it was a 4man then fine, but this is a legit 2man with good timing.
Why post worthless attempts?