Reyals

Posted by
Symric [legacy]
Uploaded
23 August 2008 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Reyals gets cocky in Mordor and slips up. One of Winnetou's guildmates/partners and so he dies as well.

Comments

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    29 August 2008 06:52:26

    I know but I was at work and trying to incite drama??!

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    28 August 2008 08:58:09

    The hell do you mean for once? You agree with me all the damn time!

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    28 August 2008 08:55:06

    I can't help but wonder how Foraker came to be so knowledgeable about dog erections. But on the other hand, I don't want to find out the answer.

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    Malorian [legacy]
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    28 August 2008 06:28:00

    hahahahahaha Foraker. I didn't know you could be funny :P

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    28 August 2008 03:58:58

    yeah, you'd be harassing us sexually

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    Tevildo [legacy]
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    28 August 2008 02:37:48

    'Any kind of racial or sexual harassment will not be tolerated', sez the rules. So Herkimism is not specifically banned, while Brazilianism is.

    Please flame the above rather than talk about dog wee-wees. Aiight?

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    28 August 2008 02:34:41

    OMFG? Foraker?? Did I just ... lol... read that??? For once I HAVE to agree with Hirgail on this one.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    27 August 2008 22:34:42

    Jesus Christ, the things you guys talk about...

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    Shabba [legacy]
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    27 August 2008 22:04:35

    hey my ass does not appreciate the hypothetical dog penises you are inserting into it :(

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    Foraker [legacy]
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    27 August 2008 21:35:41

    When dogs have sex the end of their penis expands (a knot I guess), so it can't be removed from the bitch's vagina until intercourse is done. I speculate that when Shabba has anal sex with dogs as described by Trempk, he doesn't want to have the dog's cock stuck in him. I'm not sure he could have sex with a dog and avoid it though. Or maybe the dog is raping Shabba?

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    Lucky [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 16:25:55

    Hahaha. I have no fucking clue what Trempk was talking about, and that just makes it funnier.

    As for the Red Stripe, it generally is good tasting beer to me, but I lost the battle. I was too lazy to drive it back to the store after I got home so I just drank it all. I think it is gonna be an interesting day in the bathroom stalls...

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    Shardik [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 12:45:44

    bump.

    funnier than any tidbit log. pure 6.

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 08:13:40

    Nice try, but you aren't fooling anyone!

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    Shabba [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 07:47:51

    knots on dog's dicks? what the fuck is that? :P

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 06:09:16

    Flaming is ok now? When did I miss that news? Well, in that case, Grimscar fucking blows at debating and Shabba fucking blows at keeping the knots on dog's dicks out of his asshole, do I have it all right so far? lol

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 06:05:06

    back to our original flaming topic: grimscar was contaminated by the herkie virus!!!one

    flame

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    Zillak [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 05:34:26

    I get Grimscars' point, but all manner of swearing tends to incorporate one of those -isms' that you mentioned.

    By that logic no one should be able to curse or swear or anything here and we know that will never happened on the log page.

    I'd alsow like to point out that i dont get people who are offended by racism, if somebody would call me a 'cracky' or whatever is the slang for someone of white skin it is just stupid to get angry. I am who i am and i cant change it and you're are actualy an idiot if you get offended cause you're alowing yourself to be brought to their level.

    Like i never understood why if i white guy calles somebody who is afro-american origin 'nigger' you'll probably get into a fight but black people use the term among each other all the time. If the term is derogatory then it shouldnt be used AT ALL.

    I usually tend to not get involved into these debates cause there is no point but i'm doing the graveyard shift, it is 5 in the morning and i got nothing better to do. Alsow i'd like to point out that i understand the logic behind Vermonds' posts alsow. Just so it is clear that i am not choosing sides here...

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    Miroth [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 02:38:42

    it's fucking red stripe. what the hell were you expecting.

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    Lucky [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 02:31:42

    Great, just bought a sixer of Red Stripe at the liquor store...

    Ugh, this is what I hate about buying 'premium' imported beer. They don't get bought fast enough and the skeezy fuckers who own the stores keep the old shit up front leading to skunky beer at least 4 out of 10 times.

    This is why I usually stick to Coors, the main distro center is an hour away. Mmm, fresh beer made from a stream I probably pissed in as a child...

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    Grimscar [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 00:47:20

    Well, I thought my selections were pretty humorous. :P

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    Shabba [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 00:42:28

    Grimscar really fucking blows at debating. But it is amusing.

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    Vermond [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 00:40:18

    Dude, by all means go on if it makes you feel better, but I wouldn't block anyone for any of these comments, assuming that 1a, 2a and 2b would be jokes. In fact, I don't remember saying at any point that any of the -isms you mentioned are any more acceptable than racism.

    All I remember is you accusing me of favoritism because I don't block people for saying things that have nothing to do with these -isms but happen to hurt your feelings. Then I remember trying to explain my case against that only to be drawn into a weird competition among the -isms to find out insults about which are the most terrible while being told over and over that I don't get the point.

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    Grimscar [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 00:18:36

    Everyone is some kind of -ist, cuz we're all human and imperfect. Learn to find Jesus. :p

    Although personally, I had better luck finding Waldo.

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    Haarni [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 00:17:39

    Grimscar is a racist.

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    Grimscar [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 00:12:41

    Oh, I'm over feeling violated man, no worries, this has nothing to do with that. The abuse of logical thinking far outweighs any concern over comments towarsd me :p

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 00:11:50

    As Vermond mentioned this a few times, the only reason this is an issue currently is because Grimscar feels he's being 'violated'. lol.

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 00:10:22

    hahahah holy shit, seriously, please continue, this will make the day go by SO Fast! lol :)

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    Grimscar [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 00:09:26

    God, will you fucking listen to what I'm saying?

    Ok let's take two theoretical situations here:

    1) Goddammit you piece of shit whore! Fucking stupid woman!

    2) Stop being such a jew and give me the money you owe me.

    Which is worse? 1 or 2?

    1) Oh man you're such a fucking retard. Dur-dur-dur!

    2) Hey man, i wasn't trying to gyp you here!

    How about those? Which is more offensive?

    1) Hahaha dude you like to suck big fat dicks, don't you?

    2) Hahaha dude you like to suck big black dicks, don't you?

    Gee, both of these are pretty offensive - but one makes mention of race, so it must be worse!

    So what have we learned here? We've learned that according to vermond, in all of these cases, it is a bigger offense to make a comment towards nationality/race of origin than literally any other comment you can come up with.

    Now listen carefully. I am not advocating for the rights of any group or groups here. All I want is for logic to be applied to the rules, because 'racism' should be treated exactly like you would treat sexism, ageism, fat-ism, retard-ism, or anything else.

    So if you allow one, you should allow the other.

    Now, I don't even really know why I argue this, since I've never really found the desire to even make racist comments towards my fellow mudders (Hell, I don't even know what race 99% of mudders here are).

    But I hope my examples have opened your little minds just a fraction of an inch. Careful of the sunlight. It can blind, the first time you see it.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    26 August 2008 00:04:54

    Wanting to bone teenage girls isn't a choice. I mean goddamn, they're just so fresh and willing...With those white cotton panties and cheer leader uniforms...

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    Vermond [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 23:55:31

    Sorry about Keea, that sucks.

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    Vermond [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 23:54:52

    Okay, I'll continue because this is becoming amusing. Or maybe it's the shock of having to defend the fact that racism is worse than 'yo momma!' jokes.

    To start with, I wonder why you have this new found sensitivity against flaming and unending thirst for consistency in the way we deal with insults. Obviously it has nothing to do with you being targeted by one.

    Ever wonder why pretty much everyone but you is much more sensitive to this small subset of insults that we call racist insults than to, say, the generic insult? Aside from the fact that it is a touchy subject with millions dead left behind, there's one simple reason: It is impossible change your race. However, you could, at any moment, stop being a pussy. Yes, it's hard to believe but you can.

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    Grimscar [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 23:42:55

    And Miroth, no I never met Keea :p Plus she's like 50 something.

    But when she was still lying to me about how old she was (was allegedly 16...I was 17) I did buy a plane ticket to go see her (at her request) at which point she then pretended she had broken her leg a few days before my trip and that I couldn't come see her anymore (all to keep up her ruse).

    That bitch suckered me and half a dozen other guys all at the same time.

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    Grimscar [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 23:40:49

    Vermond, you're missing my point ENTIRELY.

    I'm not championing any kind of cause for those groups at ALL.

    What I'm doing is pointing out the HYPOCRISY of trying to 'protect' one minor subset while allowing all manner of insults to the other.

    All i want you to do is make a fucking logical conclusion here. I don't care which path you choose - allow everything or allow nothing - all I want is a little reason to go with your rhyme.

    If you'll notice I've not called for ANYONE to be banned, so stop being a fucking idiot.

    I don't care if flaming is allowed or not allowed, I just want the rules to make SENSE.

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    Shardik [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 23:06:16

    Vermond is bloody sexy.

    Have my babies. Nevermind I'm 15.

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    Mirnac [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 22:53:05

    Talk for yourself Hirgy :)

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 22:39:46

    I hardly see how wanting to bone teenage girls is a disadvantage, seeing as how they're naive and full of insecurities.

    I'd say it's way easier to get a 16yo to worship your cock than a 30yo. A 30yo has had other cocks, she knows your cock is not that special.

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    Shabba [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 22:06:24

    man, fucking hilarious grimmy

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    Mirnac [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 21:54:06

    HAHA Zing!

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    Vermond [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 20:28:15

    Telling us to copulate elsewhere and expire.. by your logic you should be banned for that, no?

    Now tell me of one instance where someone has been harassed here because of their weight, gender, sexual orientation or state of being physically of mentally challenged.

    Let me tell you what the problem is. You have been hit by a minor fling which annoys you more than it should for some reason. You then proceeded to make a bloody huge deal out of this quasi-insult (which would have been fine even with PG-13) and attempted to somehow become the champion of all the disadvantaged people (except for those being targeted by racism, racist jokes are OKAY. Insulting Grimscar is NOT) to further your goal.. of making a big deal out of it.

    Being a libertarian and all, I think you should understand that we like our liberty to call you what you are: A bloody pussy.

    Now stop wasting my time.

    If you have a problem with my moderation or the rules, you are welcome to take it to Nicuramar.

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    Miroth [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 20:26:20

    eh, who was this, keea?

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    Grimscar [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 20:13:10

    And for the record, no, a racist comment or racist joke is not that bad, unless you're a whore for political correctness.

    But hey, make sure no one makes a comment about the color of skin, but go ahead and allow jokes about women, fat people, gay people, cripples, mentally handicapped, etc.

    and Mordhred, if half the mud thinks that, its because of people like the ones I mentioned, who talk about shit they don't know about and that isn't true. Of course its been oh, ten years since I met a girl off this mud who I liked (and she was older than me btw).

    But hey, don't let the truth stop you.

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    Grimscar [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 20:09:47

    no i think you should copulate elsewhere and expire.

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    Vermond [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 19:33:38

    I suppose if blatant racism is not half as bad as petty swearing or making fun of someone in your book, we'll have to disagree with you. With 'we' I mean pretty much the rest of the world. I'm quite surprised to see someone be so sensitive about being called names. Do you think we should go PG-13?

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    Mordhred [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 18:53:34

    Well, their comments are true as far as half the mud knows.

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    Grimscar [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 16:29:10

    All i'm saying, Vermond, is that a racist comment isn't half as bad as the kind of comments that Shabba and Kade and Pounder and the like have been making.

    your priorities are completely backwards.

    And if its ok for them to make those comments then why have rules at all about other stuff? It should be a total free for all.

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    Etrius [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 14:53:52

    Well then I guess it's just as good that a looney tune like you isn't a moderator, Aeldor.

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    Aeldor [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 13:07:25

    Vermond, if I were a moderator, I'd just say 'Exhalev is a bad guy' and ban him from the site. If he wants to post logs and talk, he can make his own logomania.

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    Vermond [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 10:45:15

    I hate it when people blame me without reading the rules.

    Unfortunately for you Grimscar, when Nicuramar and I came up with the new version of the rules, what we had in mind was preventing racism and harassment rather than petty personal insults. Do you know why?

    Because this place is so full of flaming that it is impossible to keep it banned. Because we don't give a fuck if you guys want to flame each other. Because it is impossible for anyone to moderate flaming without succumbing to the favoritism you are complaining of. Because people, often with you in forefront, lynched me on the mud each time I tried to moderate flaming or bogus rating.

    But of course, when it is you it is 'fascism!' and when it is someone else it is 'authorities!'

    So again, I'm letting you all know. Flaming and bitching does exist on these forums and is not moderated. If you can't deal with it, you can take the issue to Nicuramar or stop commenting.

    I have tried quite hard to combat the same favouritism by changing the rules so that subjective decisions are weeded out - I posted a log of it to debate, did you help with that? No.

    Baseless accusations of favoritism on comments will help neither me nor you. It will force me to write long comments and waste my time, and it won't do your complaints any good since Nicuramar usually won't read it. Much easier to mail him, unless you're just trying to make my life tougher or something, in which case I have every right to put a stop to it.

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    Shabba [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 02:00:46

    Jaron hit a nerve with that comment huh! Also, are you fucking serious? Comments like Jaron's have been around here for fucking ages. Most of the time it's the victim's fault anyways for sharing stupid personal information. Most of the time it's all in the name of good fun too. Most of the time.

    Racism is just weak, however. It really isn't very offensive though since most people aren't ashamed of their race. I wouldn't mind if you kept racist comments around, they ought to be amusing.

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    Mordhred [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 01:51:03

    You guys whine more than my third-world latina bitch.

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    Grimscar [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 01:28:54

    Nice to see the favoritism vermond.

    Talking about someone's race is unacceptable but comments like Jaron's have appparently passed the litmus test.

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 01:19:06

    in D&D, 'herkie' is a sub-race.

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    Vermond [legacy]
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    25 August 2008 01:08:50

    These threads are being moderated. Any form of alt or quest info is unwelcome along with any kind of harassment.

    That being said, I don't recall removing a comment because it was offensive to Brazilians. Comments can and will get removed for racism, but there's a line to be drawn. Then Herkimer isn't exactly a country or race either...

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    Haarni [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 23:19:07

    To be honest, I dont even hate the people I just mentioned. Its just funny to annoy people like you.

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    Haarni [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 23:01:25

    I've missed this whole thread, im just answering Rhakyrh. Symric, I don't even know who you are, another oldie thats joined in with the Herk-Crew.

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    Symric [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 22:56:10

    Then why are you talking about them Haarni? Since none of those fucking people are in this log.

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    Haarni [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 22:43:55

    We don't hate Herks, we just hate Hellflame,Hazin and Perrota.

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    Rhakyrh [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 22:26:22

    Can someone explain to me why all the posts about how much people hate Herks haven't been removed, but when I made a comment about Brazilians and their third-world country, it was deleted? I thought these threads weren't being moderated anymore.

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    Rhakyrh [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 22:25:06

    Jakar! Good call.

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    Malorian [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 20:14:28

    Right here, Jakar. I find it's better for my mental health not to argue with the vast majority of MUDers at present.

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 19:14:04

    Like you and underage girls? :P

    Sorry, I couldn't stop myself!

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    Grimscar [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 18:57:42

    On the contrary - Lobo is defined by the Herkies. He is like the jam to their peanutbutter.

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 18:53:12

    You think Lobo actually hates them? :P

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    Aeldor [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 18:34:03

    I have to agree with Lobo here. Information from the Central Anti-Herkie Agency copied. Rating initiated.

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 18:13:35

    you really think i'll stop just because you aren't amused? :P

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    Jakar [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 17:58:04

    Really Lobo, enough already. The unnecessary hate is getting boring already. You ceased to be amusing a few months ago. Where did all our mature mudders go?

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 17:54:01

    herkie log detected, auto-rating...

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    Kandri [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 15:45:17

    curses.

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 15:24:35

    But now that other people are rating as well, you have to recalculate your all and re-adjust your rating in order to apply the right force so as to tip the balance towards the desired effect, no?

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    Kandri [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 14:53:52

    I thought this log was a 3, so i calculated the averages in my head, deduced that i needed to rate it a 4 to compensate for all the bullshit ratings, and proceeded to do so. It took me about 8.3 minutes of my time, but hell, ratings are so important, it was worth it. Now I can sit back, and bask in my own glory.

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    Angrald [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 13:10:24

    Yeah, you are right symric.

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 12:36:40

    I R DURNK RAET LAOG?!

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    Aeldor [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 11:27:15

    OMG SYMRIC, HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL TO KEEL YOUR ENEMY'S PARTY MEMBERS?:(((((( I THOUGHT ONLY AELDOR DID IT.

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    Haarni [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 10:43:21

    I rated it 1 because it involves a Herkimer friend killing someone. I didn't even read the log, ratings went out the window months ago!

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 09:50:08

    Firstly, I posted my comment/rating when only Haarni had rated, so it wasn't a response to anyone's 6.

    Secondly, I posted my comment because you were crying about a 1. Shit, you whinge when your death gets a good rating, whinge when your kill doesn't get a good rating. Grab a fucking tissue. This log was shit. Haarni gave it a dud rating, but it didn't deserve much more.

    Question: Are all movie critics directors?

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    Symric [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 07:21:19

    Date: 24. Aug, 2008, 2:55:37 By: Myrddin

    Yeah, because this is definitely a 6...The whole, get your friend to get someone low then stab them, when they're even stupid enough to show their hp or to not go into the tower. Definitely should be on the all time top.

    Umm Myrddin are you paying fucking attention at all? Im not 'getting my friend to get someone low then stabbing them you half fucking twit.' Him and Norre are fighting, he doesn't know im there and is being cocky and showing Norre his HP because he knows Norre can't hunt. God im sick of you worthless fucks talking like you know everything.

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    Girrick [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 06:34:52

    [new] Date: 24. Aug, 2008, 0:48:30 By: Hirgail

    Just disable ratings. Nobody gives a shit.

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    Shabba [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 05:02:19

    and btw i went and rated this log accordingly for you tools

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    Shabba [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 05:01:45

    And in turn you yourself are giving this log a bullshit rating. Man people are just retarded or don't learn.

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    Grimscar [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 04:53:32

    Its not really a 6, I'm just rating it a 6 to balance out Haarni and Myrddin's ratings.

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 02:55:37

    Yeah, because this is definitely a 6...The whole, get your friend to get someone low then stab them, when they're even stupid enough to show their hp or to not go into the tower. Definitely should be on the all time top.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 00:48:30

    Just disable ratings. Nobody gives a shit.

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    Symric [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 00:38:22

    Mirnac, some of us would be just fine without our clients. Trust me. Seeing how my client is behond old anyways. I have that gold trigger, wimpy off trig and thats about it.

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    Zillak [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 00:27:44

    <3 Mirnac...nice idea...

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    Mirnac [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 00:18:44

    some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed.

    [Gold may only be pocketed-> get all from corpse]

    get all from corpse

    Hehe people putting down triggers and shit for EVERYTHING. I would like to see that for a 3week period or something T2T rejected all clients (if it could be done, im not sure) And only accepting telnet. Either the activity would go through the bottom or the so called 'Cool guys' would die like flies, or atleast hopefully they would, or all players today wouldnt stand a chance. Atleast it would be fun to see.

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    Symric [legacy]
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    24 August 2008 00:00:47

    Im glad Haarni, a no name character that doesn't even exist anymore can be the first immature person to rate my logs. Cause this kill is obviously a 1. Winnetou is a scumbag but even I don't rate his logs a 1.