Posted for Smokey. I seem to have lost the password to Smoky's logpage account.
<3 Hirgail.
Jakar...calm the fuck down. He's 16.
Only Jakar isn't worthless.
You first.
Fucking slit your throat already. Worthless human being.
BRING IT ON!
I don't think you will, Azhag.
I'm getting this one too
omg u r the kl sheet. fark me plz.
hah, I got the last word on the log below this one.
ZARDOZ!
By the way, Shabba's religious quote on the previous (stupidly longwinded) thread was decent, but I much prefer Voltaire:
'God created man in his image, then man returned the favor.'
Formidable!
But... but... then all our comments will look 'sucky log', 'terrible log' etc. from time to time 'Nice log Bru!'.
With regards to Azhag, whilst I haven't put him on ignore, after many years of life on the 'IntarWebs', I have gotten very good at just skipping over things I'm not interested in, so I just move on to the shorter responses (where I get a good idea of why I skipped on his posts anyway).
It's taken me a while to realise it, but yes, I think most of you are right, he's just desperately seeking attention and doesn't care what kind of attention it is (good, bad, he doesn't care, people are paying attention to him). Best solution, just stop responding to him, maybe he'll go away and realise that noone cares.
It makes even more sense if you think Azhag is a mentally disturbed teenager, who masturbates with tears in his eyes under his mom's bed while she gets laid...
Has anyone realized that there could be a very logical reason to all of this?! Maybe Azhag has BOTH sexual organs?? This would explain the inability to choose the sex of his characters consistently. It would also explain why hir was homeschooled! In addition, it would also explain why he acts like a stupid PMS driven women sometimes (and no, many women aren't like that) and then has dick wars with everyone. Seriously, if you think about it, it makes a hell of a lot of sense!
Which means he needs to get his ass off the internet for once and venture out into the big bad world. I know it might be scary the first time but don't worry Azhag, it'll become a normal thing eventually. The sun might hurt your eyes, but give it a minute to adjust.
Don't ignore him ffs, he's immature, anti-social, and needs attention.
I don't know why I unignored in the first place :( Remind me to never do so again
And he gets the attention he's so desperate for, thanks to other log page denizens with equal social ineptitude, who were more than willing to flame him.
As Azhag has been homeschooled and quite clearly has not adequately socialized, I strongly suspect he is just desperate for attention, and can't figure out how to get it through any other means than by pestering people. I think Jakar has the right idea; on to ignore he goes.
Awww. You know you love me.
I prefer it. Back on ignore you go!
hir!
I have him/her/it on ignore for a reason Mordhred :P Works great!
Boy, you're what? 15? Listen well, because it's the last time I'm bothering with you. Congrats on not being a virgin anymore, that must be a great accomplishment for someone like you. Just keep in mind that it doesn't make you a man by any means, as most of the people here have already noticed. At your age, I used to hang out with friends and play soccer all day, instead of trying to look cool to people I don't even know on the internet. What can you say, times change I guess. Now you can go ahead and keep calling me names and insulting half the people in this forum like you usually do. Who knows if it will make you look better in the picture some day.
I ejaculated because, unlike you, I've actually succeeded in having premature ejaculation during mudsex, which you will never have, and working full time as a resident psychopath and having to work that slurpie machine doesn't really give you much time to beg geniuses for help on the internet or have a life... or whatever else floats your boat.
Yep. Your full-time whining and bitching on the log page gives us the idea of your 'busy life' of work and study.
You can't deny it, Mordhred, I have the logs. Stay tuned, I'm posting the links soon.
I hibernated because, unlike you, I've actually succeeded in graduating at university, which you're at least 8-10 years away from, and working full time as a resident doctor and having to study altogether doesn't really give you much time to pick on retards on the internet or have mudsex... or whatever else floats your boat.
So, you hibernated because Gristwen refused to mudsex with you, right?
'FOR THE SAKE OF GOD, MUDSEX ME, GRISTWEN DEAREST!'
'NEVER!'
hibernate 999999
Refer to my previous post.
That's pretty catchy. 'For the sake of God' Can I start using that, do you mind?
Azhag, for the sake of God, go live in a place where internet does not exist. Please. :(
Bestiality, eh?
Haha <3 the Brazilian Wolf.
O rly?
Aryl got nuked again because apparently I was making a mockery of the system by... logging in and creating a character from an IP address that appears to have been unbanned. Interesting.
Ya rly!
O rly?
ur mom will get top comment
O rly?
I'm getting top comment.
I just want top comment.
and how did you know? I mean...he is sexy and all...how can I not be?
That's why you're attracted to him right
Pounder is gay.
afk fucking myself
Rotfl, seriously guys, this is awesome for me being stuck at work at 6pm on a friday! Brubaker and Tireless win with the best comments of the last week. :P
hi mordhred, i don't know you, but you can go fuck yourself you noob.
how's that? :p
wtf, why is every log's comment section about the same retarded shemale? let's vary a bit and pick on other people too, come on
oh, my apologies.
I think he was talking about irime
yes, im sure tres is a he. i've known him since i started mudding on a regular basis in like 2001.
Cunts don't have genders.
When i was durm i always thought it's a girl...
Well, take a look at the thread below. Who gives a shit what its gender is
Are you sure it's a 'he'?
tres has his little spurts of activity. seems to occur about once a month or so. <3 trescothik
where's Trescothik and his top 5 stuff when we need him?
haha, he's irime too?
irime is gay too
Smoky gay
Purty gay
Serafina gay
Balzac gay
Azhag gay
...
I don't get it, draw me a picture.
Haha, Zicex you douchebag. Quit that.
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Ah, bliss:) Its awesome eh Tireless?:P
He's talking about the soft-ignore on the logpage ;) Your posts now show up as _just_ the Date: 08. Oct, 2008, 4:52:34 By: Kilin line.
Ignore the char that isn't logging in again, go ahead.
Wtf has Brubaker got to do with anything?:P You really aren't that knowledgable about anything are you, Azhag. Time to use that ignore function for the first time I think.
I wasn't referring to myself.
But enjoy hanging out with Brubaker, I hear he's very funny.
Im happy with my current friend group. People like you and the herkimers aren't all that high up on the list of people I want to hang with. :P
Hahahahahahhahahaahhaahhahahahahahahaahhaa.
You're one goddamn funny individual, Haarni. Especially because you failed at your goal of doing the same anyway.
Smoky, remember that advice I gave you about making a new alt. Leveling up, don't annoy anyone or try to kill anyone and try making friends with everyone that thinks you are a douche?
Forget it, you are way past that mark. Just quit:P
Damn, 26 1's. What's the record?
Nah, O'Reilly isn't the worst. Sean Hannity is the worst. He took it to a new level.
Hahahaha, I WUV u shardik.
I'm certainly glad to learn that 3 or 4 of the most annoying twats on the game are all the same guy. How are Smoky's PSATs coming along?
More 1's plz.
Bad log indeed.
What a crap log!
But why did Burzukh rate this a 6? :P
good job rating the log a 6 with your alt, you poon
Seriously, everyone just rate this a 1.
Lame log.
IT'S A NEW RECORD!
..I.. can't help but feel slightly retarded after reading that log.
Carver is one of the people on this game that does the most to genuinely help newbies and teach them about the game. This log's representation of him is more than a little unfair.
hahahaha, miroth, you made me laugh, thanks for that mate!
another great log. thanks for wasting my time fuckface
Yeah I know all media does it, but Bill O is the biggest douchebag of them.
And even then, it isn't very funny :P
Shh, Tevildo.
It's funny out of context only.
I remember this guy. There was a lot more to the conversation, and he was a jerk anyway (if even a newbie at all).
In Bill O'Reilly's defense, I've seen all media do it.
Smoky is studying under Bill O'Reilly huh?
Was just waiting for someone to post the unedited version :)
this is kinda funny out of context, but sort of a douchebag thing to use it like that :p
[21:53] ] Newbiecomm Donovon: why is it everytime I put my character to
sleep all his gear disappears
[21:53] ] Newbiecomm Carver: Did you go through the starting tutorial?
[21:54] ] Newbiecomm Donovon: Yes. I built a campfire and I put him to
sleep
[21:54] ] Newbiecomm Carver: I think that's covered in there.
[21:54] ] Newbiecomm Donovon: thanks for being so helpful.
[21:54] ] Newbiecomm Donovon: How do I delete my account?
[21:54] ] Newbiecomm Tarmir: You lose your gear when you log off in any
form unless you rent an inn room and a box for the room.
[21:54] ] Newbiecomm Bulakmyr: hi
[21:54] ] Newbiecomm Carver: Whenever you log off, you drop all your
wieldable/wearable gear that isn't gold or an 'autoloading'
item like a pipe, musical instrument, or jewelry.
[21:55] ] Newbiecomm Carver: Thus anything you want to save will need
to go the route Tarmir mentioned.
[21:55] ] Newbiecomm Smokey: Obama is owning.
[21:55] ] Newbiecomm Donovon: Alright thanks mates. This obviously
isn't the game for me
Why would Donovon want or care to delete his account? :P
newbie friendly t2t