Duncan fails at life.

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Haarni [legacy]
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12 October 2008 00:00:00
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Posted due to lack of logs. [posted for Falgor].

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    19 October 2008 07:55:54

    :((((((((((((((((

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    Urban [legacy]
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    19 October 2008 06:00:49

    Nowadays you can just sandstorm! Oh wait...

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    Waste [legacy]
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    18 October 2008 23:22:59

    I was just thinking that exp is the hardest thing to get if you have the cash... it used to be easy with the proper daze spell, but i always found it a pain in the ass... The only times i managed to get a whole bunch of exp so quickly was when i was doing dolamroth guards, by spawning 40 of em and just SOB'ing their asses, it gave me like 7k gold a round, and like 120k exp...was also pleasing watching the screen blink yellow 4 times in a row and watch all the guards die...

    Did die few times doing that, mind you...

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    Haarni [legacy]
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    18 October 2008 15:06:17

    Waste, thats bullshit. You can about that once maxxed, but no - not at level 10. :P

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    Waste [legacy]
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    18 October 2008 14:19:15

    You can make 250k exp in an hour with a level 10? ...

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    18 October 2008 01:20:45

    well if you're referring to 'flaws in my insult', you've almost certainly taken it more seriously than it was intended.

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    17 October 2008 23:48:46

    wtf, calm down guys :P

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    Miroth [legacy]
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    17 October 2008 20:07:23

    [new] Date: 17. Oct, 2008, 7:43:54 By: Trescothik

    Shoes contracts all around.

    Classic.

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    Aryl [legacy]
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    17 October 2008 16:54:22

    Yes, my preposterous tone betrays quite a degree of seriousness in my apprehension of the insult :P

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    17 October 2008 09:55:01

    To be fair, I was having only having a laugh, the comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously (though I knew it would be).

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    Trescothik [legacy]
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    17 October 2008 07:43:54

    Shoes contracts all around.

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    Aryl [legacy]
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    17 October 2008 06:31:47

    That wasn't and isn't particularly specified either way, but since by default this becomes an argument of semantics I will forfeit because I don't like grinding my head against rocks: Oh damn good point lol.

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    Shabba [legacy]
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    17 October 2008 06:29:44

    Actually it would be call ARYL;set;experience;1500000 because the ainu would be a different char :)

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    Aryl [legacy]
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    17 October 2008 05:05:52

    How did I get zinged? The flaw in Myrddin's insult is that he assumes I too am sufficiently devoid of intellect that it would take me over 7 hours to type call me;set;experience;1500000.

    Based on your evaluation of Myrddin's insubstantial jab, I have constructed this equally pathetic insult to feed the fires of your insanity. Enjoy.

    But ya, I used to make like 250k exp/hr as a level 10 or some heinous shit. Ask Lordevil! He's a mathematician AND he helped me.

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    17 October 2008 04:21:18

    Aryl, please make a nice comeback fast, because if you don't do it i'll assume the worst: you got zinged by myrddin :(

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    17 October 2008 04:10:57

    It doesn't count if you use SetExp

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    Aryl [legacy]
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    16 October 2008 18:21:27

    Damn now I can't get to level 20 exp in 7h char age if I ever play again.

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    Brubaker [legacy]
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    16 October 2008 08:08:10

    que?

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    Shabba [legacy]
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    16 October 2008 07:52:56

    Sandstorm actually makes the game a tiny bit fun, though. I'd rather just be a wizzy without it. Well they're removing it for 2 1/2 months at least and I'm assuming there will be drastic changes made to it if it gets re-implemented, so the least they could do is offer a free prof change like they've done a few times in the past.

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    16 October 2008 06:33:23

    Brubaker says: Ravathir's anus.

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    Aduial [legacy]
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    16 October 2008 06:08:15

    You printed off a log? What do you do with it?

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    Aryl [legacy]
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    16 October 2008 04:19:50

    Finally some feedback from the guy responsible for the only log I have ever printed off this website! It is about time they nerf Sandstorm, you should have seen the shit Spartan and I did around Arda and in Mordor. And we weren't alone there were a few other necromancers who really made the most of that precious bit of coding. Used to make 2million EXP and 80k each 2-manning stuff in BD for a few hours at a time.

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    Miroth [legacy]
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    16 October 2008 04:15:43

    Nerf Aryl.

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    Fofester [legacy]
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    16 October 2008 02:23:29

    They removed it until they can decide whether to nerf it or what. Stop freaking out before you even know how/if it's going to be changed.

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    Angrald [legacy]
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    16 October 2008 01:03:05

    And no, they removed sandstorm, no one is kidding

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    Angrald [legacy]
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    16 October 2008 01:02:00

    What is TNT?

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 23:03:20

    Are you kidding me Shabba? lol?

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    Aryl [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 21:38:02

    What happened?

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 21:15:36

    they removed sandstorm?

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    Shabba [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 21:04:32

    Taking away sandstorm is fucking bullshit.

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    Norin [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 20:23:40

    I say we block all chars that are not nuked! And hardban the chars that are still able to log in! Oh my!

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    Etrius [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 14:48:53

    I agree, incidentally. But I stand by my point about not restoring nuked characters.

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    Mordhred [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 14:27:09

    Agreed. Standards are boring.

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    Waste [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 13:41:18

    You guys speak of imbalance, but in realty, the mud had its most flourishing times in 1999-2000 where a lot of your so called unbalanced items really created a whole lot of buzz around the grid. Anyone who had whip or ARC was unbelievably strong, but above all, still killable. Balance and standardizing shit really hurt the creativity of the mud.. The guilds had so much power, and rightly so in my openion.. It took considerable time and effort to make it into any guild, but once you are in, you can rest assured of protection from your friends and mates... So much has been lost because of this standardizing shit that you guys talk about, which drove a lot of people away..

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    Etrius [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 13:34:40

    Lifting the hardbans sounds like a good idea, but I can't agree with the idea of restoring nuked characters. It would inbalance the game, like it did on TNT. People like Amearn and Spartan would suddenly end up with like thirty plus maxed assassins, and there'd just be rampant pkilling.

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    Tireless [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 07:48:08

    The reason I never really invested in tnt was I had the sneaky feeling it would be closing. So I pretty much idly golded on tnt while simultaneously playing on t2t, though many of the changes were really nice. One thing that wasn't so nice was all the weapon inflation -- Casta released a ton of unbalanced items -- too much healing, too strong weapons, and that new tradeskill that never got implemented on t2t? Mining or whatever it was? The rewards, wayyy wayyyyyy too powerful.

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    Shabba [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 07:46:11

    thx for being considerate and quoting his comment before responding to it first so we know what's going on :)

    But please don't waste your time anymore, because it's obvious that was a sad attempt at some attention. Go get a fucking life, hermaphrodite. Please.

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    Brubaker [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 07:41:29

    [new] Date: 14. Oct, 2008, 20:12:52 By: Azhag

    TNT was good. I wish it reopened so all the idiots (like Razey) would go back there and leave us alone.

    TNT would be good, i could bribe Castamir with some alcohol to don't let azhag and herks play, from what i know him, we've got pretty much same taste:)

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    Duncan [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 07:07:53

    I don't.

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 00:29:10

    I second Waste's proposal.

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    Waste [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 23:33:11

    The recruitment drive is a crazy idea if it is existing.. The flow of new blood is not as good as before as there is other online gaming programs with GRAPHICS!:p

    Like Aryl said, their best chance to let old folks who still have sentimental connections to the mud back, whoever has a hardban of any sort. Because lets be honest, those were the guys who created the enviroment for you to log back on daily. Well, everyone except for the recent durms:p

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    Urban [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 20:24:15

    He's still a cunt.

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    Miroth [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 20:14:54

    [new] Date: 14. Oct, 2008, 14:25:32 By: Azhag

    Tevildo, I've got an idea: This time, knock up Qfm.

    rotfl. only clever thing you've ever posted.

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 20:12:52

    TNT was good. I wish it reopened so all the idiots (like Razey) would go back there and leave us alone.

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    Angrald [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 18:30:47

    I did when i read your comment Urban

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    Aryl [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 17:45:29

    Recruitment drive? They should reinstate old characters and drop hardbans like on TNT! Esteban would have like 20 max alts!

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    Etrius [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 16:57:37

    I'm a bit concerned that this is an inopportune time for the MUD to be having problems of this nature, what with us being in the middle of a recruitment drive and all. Hopefully it'll be sorted soon.

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    Eaoden [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 16:41:05

    Someone should be kicked in the nuts for this.

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    Etrius [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 16:39:07

    Oh dear. It's not crashed again, has it?

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    Kelos [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 16:35:40

    Guess I don't think much of Weird AL :)

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 16:09:14

    I coated your mothers dildo in potassium cyanide. kthxbie.

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    Urban [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 16:05:45

    Hope your mother gets cancer. kthxbie.

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 15:53:34

    Urban, have some potassium cyanide kthxbie.

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 15:51:54

    You're Pitiful - 'Weird Al' Yankovic

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgfpJWUYgbg

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    Hoshkebosh [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 15:50:22

    Wasn't original either, it's a Weird Al Yankovic song. :p

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    Urban [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 15:34:48

    That song wasn't even funny, go get cancer now.

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    Kelos [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 15:34:45

    'Well ya just can't dance

    And forget romance

    Everybody you know still calls ya

    Farty Pants'

    WTF?

    Did someone actually write that, post it as an insult and sit back and go 'Woooo, nailed him...sucka!'

    ROTFL!

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 15:16:14

    Yeah, with your short term memory loss problem, you'd make a great surgeon.

    Oops... By surgery, you mean the 'doctor and patient' games you play with your mud chicks right?

    'I'm inserting the microscopic probe now'

    'The patient is going limp, I need an emergency resuscitation!'

    'I'm sorry, we're all out of regular thermometers'

    And remember, nurses are people too.

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    Mordhred [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 14:58:34

    You called me so many names, that's so mean :( Please refer to my previous post once more. And please, a failure? With one week worth of surgeries I get enough money to buy your house. Wait, I said one week? It's probably more like one day. After all, a bedroom-kitchen flat can't cost that much.

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 14:52:56

    Mordhred, you are at the post-adolescent phase where you realize you are a failure.

    I wrote a song for you.

    My life is brilliant

    Your life's a joke

    You're just pathetic

    You're always broke

    Your homemade Star Trek uniform

    really ain't impressin' me

    You're sufferin' from delusions of

    Adequacy

    You're Pitiful (X3) It's true

    Never had a date

    That ya couldn't inflate

    And ya smell repulsive too

    What a bummer bein' you

    Well ya just can't dance

    And forget romance

    Everybody you know still calls ya

    Farty Pants

    But you always have a job well I mean

    As long as you still can work that slurpie machine

    You're Pitiful (X3) It's true

    You're half undressed

    Eatin' chips of your chest

    While you're playin' Halo 2

    No one's classier than you

    Lalala la

    Lalala la

    Lalala la Loser

    You're Pitiful (X3) It's true

    Your dog would much rather

    Play fetch by itself

    You still live with your Mom and you're 42

    Guess you'll never grow a clue

    When it just sucks to be you

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    Mordhred [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 14:45:01

    Sorry Azhag, but I'm past the pre-adolescent phase where being called ugly and retarded is taken as a serious insult. Apparently, you aren't, and that's why we keep doing it with great success.

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 14:37:42

    And therein lies the problem: You thought.

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    Mordhred [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 14:36:00

    Well, I actually thought Hellflame was getting smarter at one point, mostly because he's been kinda quiet and all that. Sadly, that thought went away when he suddenly started talking to me one day for no clear reason, and I noticed that the good old Hellflame still lies within.

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 14:25:32

    Tevildo, I've got an idea: This time, knock up Qfm.

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    Huvintude [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 09:30:42

    I get the feeling I'm watching Jerry Springer anymore when I read the comments.

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    Tevildo [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 06:17:25

    It was directed at Aryl, but could probably be applied more widely without losing appropriateness.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 05:01:49

    Probably everyone.

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    Aryl [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 04:12:59

    Who are you talking to Tev! :P

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    Tevildo [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 03:34:29

    You should be ashamed to have written that. Any of it.

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    Aryl [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 03:10:03

    Seems like Hellflame grew up for the most part past the childish shit you tried to bog him down with as a corollary to his development of great skill. SAFOOMA.

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    Mordhred [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 01:34:48

    I wonder how Azhag manages to be the most herkish of herkies at the moment. Seems like Hellflame is getting old and tired.

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    Pounder [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 23:54:19

    Ansgar, you better lie down and die forever, he clearly ownted you bad by calling you dumbo.

    Btw, I really liked that comparison list Bru. :)

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 20:07:34

    omg it was a SECRET, aryl!

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    Ansgar [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 19:50:14

    re*

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 19:49:43

    You throw a torch at Ansgar, almost cracking a bone! (x20)

    You killed Ansgar.

    Ansgar has died.

    Owned.

    And it's spelled 'you are', dumbo.

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    Ansgar [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 19:46:54

    your a weirdo Asbag

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    Aryl [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 19:44:15

    Lobo that's nothing compared to the unspeakable things we did in your Kadar innroom before you joined CoU so don't even start son!

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 19:42:54

    No it didn't crash. I'm idlekilling you right now, lolololololo. (3-0)

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 19:38:38

    Lobo is just jealous. Give him some man love.

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    Ansgar [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 19:36:19

    did the mud crash or something?

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 19:12:26

    Hahaha, Aryl admitted he filled Ravathir's anus! :P

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    Burzukh [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 19:12:17

    Did I get nuked or something? I can't connect..

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 18:56:43

    I like Hirgail's coconuts.

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    Burzukh [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 18:52:04

    Anyone else get DC and can't reconnect?

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    Kaylyne [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 17:36:27

    I love the smell of coconut! I have Exotic Coconut lotion.

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    Haarni [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 15:56:52

    Only a little.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 15:27:42

    Is it just a little gay of me if I smell like coconut and I really like it?

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 15:22:45

    Also don't do that, it would be illegal.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 15:22:32

    You should take a picture of your private parts and post it in your profile.

    Then we can guess if it is really you and play 'can you find where he got the image off the net from?'

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 15:21:01

    Yes, I'm always funny. You think I should make a few bad jokes every now and then, to keep people guessing?

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    Haarni [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 15:13:53

    You're so predictable.

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 14:27:56

    Haarni, please stfu. Kthxbie

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    Haarni [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 14:26:03

    Azhag, please don't comment on this log.

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 14:15:54

    This is an interesting omen, seeing as I have a lab on polarization today.

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    Razey [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 08:41:17

    I wonder if Aryl creams his pants when he sees polish people then?

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    Norin [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 07:58:09

    You love to polish people? :( *funnay!*

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    Aryl [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 05:28:14

    Brubaker, you know I love you honey. Mind going to the store and getting me some rocky-road ice cream?? Please?

    Btw that was a fair assessment I agree with all the points except your appraisal of my RP. <3 Polish people!

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    Urban [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 01:00:52

    Did you cream your pants while reading this log then Angrald?

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    Angrald [legacy]
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    12 October 2008 22:30:55

    damn, i really love logs as this one

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    Falyn [legacy]
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    12 October 2008 21:39:10

    Step 1 - join caravan

    Step 2 - enable bot

    Step 3 - afk and enjoy

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    Brubaker [legacy]
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    12 October 2008 19:19:52

    Let me compare you to Duncan:

    -you are addicted to cheating, he's too cowardish to cheat

    -afaik you don't use mapper, he uses only hunt tracker

    -you both filled ravathir's anus

    -you both can be pretty nice when you want something (like bitches)

    -last point makes you both jerks and bitches

    -you have bigger balls than duncan on game, no idea irl

    -you both do shitty rp, dunno which is worse

    -you both do shitty comments as well.

    -you both are beggining to talk like ravathir few months ago...

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    Brubaker [legacy]
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    12 October 2008 19:15:31

    i failed on your trust 3times, on duncans just twice!

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    Aryl [legacy]
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    12 October 2008 19:14:52

    WHAT DO YOU GOT AGAINST ME THEN YOU PWNER@@!@#@!

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    Brubaker [legacy]
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    12 October 2008 19:14:15

    i got nothing against duncan atm

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    Aryl [legacy]
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    12 October 2008 19:13:11

    Duncan looted a few silver flasks, botas, and Linhir guard corpse's from Ravathir and I over time because he's too pussy to uncamo and quest them himself for fear of getting PWNED by Brubaker.

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    Saurus [legacy]
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    12 October 2008 18:27:10

    looting is nukeable... want to see some nukes

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    12 October 2008 17:46:46

    Wtf, Duncan?! You attacked him at 165 hp! And yesterday i left bota quest with 140 hp 3 times and you didn't attack (and also failed to loot it). Why do you love falgor more than you love me? *is jealous*

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    Brubaker [legacy]
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    12 October 2008 17:11:49

    most of winnetou's targets are in big parties, which locks him then hardly survive

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    Azhag [legacy]
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    12 October 2008 17:03:14

    Haha, Point Miroth!

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    Miroth [legacy]
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    12 October 2008 16:23:13

    Most of your targets escape by locking your noob ass up and killing you.

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    Winnetou [legacy]
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    12 October 2008 16:13:23

    Luck; most of my targets escape this way.