Doubleblow

Posted by
Nifel [legacy]
Uploaded
12 November 2008 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

The horse killed him. Making this the first and only horse pk log (there's probably a good reason for that).. I was surprised at his apparent lack of brain when i heard who his main char was. I retired following this amazing feat, awaiting a lifetime achievment award with a smile and cigar perpetually stuck to my face. (fanmail to be sent at: Kensington publishing corp. 850 Third Avenue, New York, NY 10022)


Disclaimer: The Author of this work does by no means condone this type of crude
behavior; should an unsuspecting, fun loving, and extremely innocent and pure lover of
Tolkiens collected works bring it upon himself to try and exterminate your horse one day
when you went afk to actually do some work but happened to slip on something quite slippery
and stumble dick deep into that slightly slutty secretary -the one who answers the 
phone always and only after three rings - yes, the one that goes by the description 
cockwhore by your less fortunate coworkers (and rightly so). 
No, should you return to your screen after those five minutes of good old vaginal 
pounding and find that someone's trying to kill your t2t horse, let it slide, and for 
gods sake don't post a log of it. People will - with no exception - think that you're 
gloating; something that can and should be labeled: Weak and clownlike in such an instance 
as above described. 
- Sincerely, The logger


HP:230 EP:223 > At a large wooden gate(e and s)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A rugged dunlending guard [2]
 A simple metal sword [2]
 A signpost
 An old wise-looking ranger
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Travelto: Destination reached!
HP:230 EP:223 > You begin to hunt Doubleblow.
HP:230 EP:223 > Nifel's white stallion grazes Doubleblow.
HP:230 EP:222 > Nifel's white stallion grazes Doubleblow.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:230 EP:221 > 
put sword into baldric
You switch your grip to one hand.
You remove the Black Sword.
Ok.
HP:230 EP:221 > Nifel's white stallion hits Doubleblow hard.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:230 EP:221 > 
xx
Do: starting commands.
HP:230 EP:221 > You remove a crystal.
Ok.
HP:230 EP:221 > You remove a crystal.
Ok.
HP:230 EP:221 > ominous dark ring : As you slip the ring on it seems as though
 the light around is drawn into it.
You wear an ominous dark ring (eclipsing).
ominous dark ring : As you slip the ring on it seems as though the light around
 is drawn into it.
You wear an ominous dark ring (eclipsing).
ominous dark ring : Failed!
HP:230 EP:221 > You switch your grip to two hands.
You suddenly feel a lot darker as you wield the sword.
You whip the Black Sword from baldric in a blinding blur of motion!!
You wield the Black Sword.
HP:230 EP:221 > Do: Commands completed.
HP:230 EP:221 > Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
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At a large wooden gate(e and s)
 Nifel's white stallion (being led by you)
 Nifel's white stallion (ridden by you)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A rugged dunlending guard [2]
 A simple metal sword [2]
 A signpost
 An old wise-looking ranger
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
HP:230 EP:220 > You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:230 EP:220 > Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow south.
A well-used road(s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:230 EP:220 > Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
A well-used road(s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
A well-used road(s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
A well-used road(s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow south.
A well-used road(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:230 EP:220 > Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Old South Road(se, w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large black crow {above you}
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:230 EP:219 > Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large black crow {above you}
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:230 EP:219 > Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large black crow {above you}
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A sheep
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion hits someone.
The sheep BAAAs loudly!
Doubleblow leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:230 EP:218 > Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:230 EP:218 > Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves east.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:230 EP:217 > Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A sheep
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:230 EP:217 > Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A sheep
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large black crow {above you}
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large black crow {above you}
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you very hard.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion hits someone hard.
Doubleblow leaves east.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:220 EP:216 > Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large black crow {above you}
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Old South Road(w, e, s, nw and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Old South Road(se, w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:220 EP:216 > Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large black crow {above you}
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Old South Road(se, w, e and n) [se and s]
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you hard.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion hits someone.
Doubleblow leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Old South Road(w, e, s, nw and n) [se]
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:212 EP:214 > Doubleblow leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:212 EP:214 > Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large black crow {above you}
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow north.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:212 EP:213 > Doubleblow leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow north.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A sheep
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:212 EP:213 > Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Old South Road(se, w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion hits someone.
Doubleblow leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow north.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:212 EP:212 > Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow north.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:212 EP:212 > Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion grazes someone.
Doubleblow leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:212 EP:210 > Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The hills of Dunland(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Old South Road(se, w, e, s, nw and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:212 EP:210 > Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:212 EP:209 > Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
shape doubleblow
Doubleblow doesn't look so great.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
HP:212 EP:209 > You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:212 EP:209 > Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion grazes someone.
Doubleblow leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:207 EP:209 > Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Old South Road(se, w, e, s, nw and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:207 EP:209 > Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion hits someone hard.
Doubleblow leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:207 EP:207 > Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
Your mount is getting tired, and slows down.
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:207 EP:207 > Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion hits someone very hard.
Doubleblow leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:202 EP:206 > Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A red fox pauses here, eyeing you
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:202 EP:206 > Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e and s) [ne, nw and n]
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large brown rabbit perks its ears as you draw closer
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:202 EP:205 > Doubleblow leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Doubleblow
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e and s) [ne, nw and n]
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A wild kine
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
You are already hunting Doubleblow!
HP:202 EP:205 > Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e and s) [ne, nw and n]
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e and s) [ne, nw and n]
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(e and s) [w, ne and n]
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
trigger Random shite :X. todo wipe and clean!
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow grazes you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
The next time you see 'random shite.', you will do: 'wipe and clean!'.
HP:199 EP:203 > Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n) [nw]
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 An ugly orc
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Old South Road(se, w, e, s, nw and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 Weary traveler is riding a black pony
 A black pony
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow grazes you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
The runes on the blade flash, causing someone to scream in agony!
Nifel's white stallion hits someone.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A wild kine
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion hits someone hard.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
shape doubleblow
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow is near death.
HP:193 EP:199 > Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Doubleblow misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Old South Road(w, e, s, nw and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Doubleblow drives the sword into someone's stomach.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow scratches you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
' looks like my horse is about to kill ya
You say in Westron: looks like my horse is about to kill ya
HP:182 EP:191 > Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Old South Road(se, w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves southeast.
You follow Doubleblow southeast.
The Old South Road(w, e, s, nw and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion southeast.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow grazes you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Old South Road(w, e, s, nw and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Old South Road(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Killik enters.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Old South Road(w, e, s, nw and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Old South Road(se, w, e, s, nw and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
twiddle
You twiddle your thumbs.
HP:180 EP:189 > Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Old South Road(w, e, s, nw and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 Killik the sindar Orc-target (Impartial)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Killik leaves northwest.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Old South Road(se, w, e, s, nw and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Old South Road(w, e, s, nw and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Old South Road(se, w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow grazes you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion grazes someone.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you very hard.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion grazes someone.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Old South Road(w, e, s, nw and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A wild kine
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
The runes on the blade flash, causing someone to scream in agony!
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large brown rabbit perks its ears as you draw closer
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large brown rabbit perks its ears as you draw closer
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large brown rabbit perks its ears as you draw closer
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion hits someone hard.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large brown rabbit perks its ears as you draw closer
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A large brown rabbit perks its ears as you draw closer
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you hard.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you hard.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow grazes you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow hits you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion hits someone hard.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
You shield Nifel's white stallion, and Doubleblow scratches you.
Doubleblow nicks someone's shoulder.
Nifel's white stallion misses someone.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion grazes someone.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow barely misses someone.
Nifel's white stallion grazes someone.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves north.
You follow Doubleblow north.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion north.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves east.
You follow Doubleblow east.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion east.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow leaves west.
You follow Doubleblow west.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion west.
Doubleblow leaves south.
You follow Doubleblow south.
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic)
 A dishevelled Dunlending
You lead Nifel's white stallion south.
Doubleblow falls to the ground.
Doubleblow is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Doubleblow is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
shape doubleblow
Doubleblow is in critical condition, very close to death.
HP:129 EP:167 > 
g
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Nifel's white stallion (ridden by you)
 Nifel's white stallion (being led by you)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic) [unconscious]
 A dishevelled Dunlending
HP:129 EP:167 > Doubleblow is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
chuckle
Doubleblow is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
You chuckle.
HP:129 EP:166 > 
g
The Plains of Enedwaith(w, e, s and n)
 Nifel's white stallion (ridden by you)
 Nifel's white stallion (being led by you)
 Doubleblow Two-hits the hobbit Mugger (Angelic) [unconscious]
 A dishevelled Dunlending
HP:129 EP:166 > Doubleblow is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
HP:129 EP:166 > Doubleblow is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
HP:130 EP:166 > Doubleblow is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
hunt off
You stop hunting Doubleblow.
HP:130 EP:166 > Doubleblow is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Doubleblow is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision.
Doubleblow has died.
The green aura around the blade fades as it is removed.
put sword into baldric
You switch your grip to one hand.
You remove the Black Sword.
Ok.
HP:130 EP:165 > 
l corpse
This is the dead body of Doubleblow.
It contains:
 Some gold coins
 A small knife
 A dark cloak
 An Orc courier pack
 An intricately crafted shield
 A chainmail vest
 A pair of simple wool socks
 A reinforced great war bow
 An unsightly-looking quiver
 A studded leather baldric
 An ancient silver blade
HP:130 EP:165 > 

You have been issued a subpoena for murdering Doubleblow.
  You have 1 hour to report to the nearest judge and enter your plea.

#1: You have been accused of murdering Doubleblow.
  How do you plead? [(g)uilty, (n)ot guilty, or (c)ancel] : 
n
The judge throws out the false reports against you by Doubleblow.
HP:148 EP:154 > 
report
Please enter your report.
Please use these codes:
1 - Attempted Theft
2 - Theft
3 - Attempted Murder
4 - Murder
5 - False Report, falsely accused of a crime
6 - Corpselooting (to be heard by the power of law)
q - quit without reporting
What crime has been committed? [#] : 
5
Who committed the violation? : 
doubleblow
You wish to report Doubleblow for false report
Is this information correct? [y/n] 
y
The crime has been reported and a subpoena has been issued.


tell doubleblow cheers!
You tell Doubleblow: cheers!
HP:150 EP:156 > Doubleblow tells you: THE HELL?!
HP:151 EP:157 > Doubleblow tells you: YOU KILLED ME AND IT'S FALSE??
Doubleblow tells you: WOW you gotta be kidding me
Doubleblow tells you: wow thanks a lot you fucker
Doubleblow tells you: kill me, take my items, then steal the rest of my
     gold
Doubleblow tells you: fucking bitch
tell doubleblow plus, that counts as an NPC death, so it hurts a bit more than
 a PK would.
You tell Doubleblow: plus, that counts as an NPC death, so it hurts a bit
     more than a PK would.
HP:158 EP:164 > 
HP:158 EP:164 > Doubleblow tells you: go fuck yourself.


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