"My words fly up,
My thoughts remain below.
Words without thoughts
Never to heaven go."
 
-Claudius
 
 
Butterbur says in Westron: Where's that wooly-footed slowcoach, Nob?

You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.

 
Bring FADE back!!
 
 
^ (OOC) Toby: Incidentally, evidence shows that body parts swell up
     to four times their normal size if a person is exposed to the vacuum
     of space.
^ (OOC) Toby: Ladies, you know what that means.
 
 
^ (OOC) Fofester: In other news, I didn't get squished by the tornado
     that went through the city today, in case anyone was worried!
^ (OOC) Tevildo: Hm. Guess I'd better work on the aiming mechanism on
     my natural disaster device.

Party say from Quiauh: quiauh, how do i walk
Party say from Quiauh: well.
Party say from Quiauh: you put your one leg forward
Party say from Quiauh: ok did that
Party say from Quiauh: now what
Party say from Quiauh: welllllll
Party say from Quiauh: you put your other leg forward
Party say from Quiauh: OK did that
Party say from Quiauh: now what quiauh
 
 
Alcavant whispers to you: I just hit puberty
 
 
Alcavant says in Westron: How do you fart otherwise?
Alcavant erms.
Alcavant says in Westron: fare*

Someone enters.
You dive behind Alcavant.
Alcavant dives behind Falcon.
You laugh out loud.
 
 
Eaoden says in Westron: Hey, stop molesting me :(
Bardaur says in Westron: why?
Bardaur pinches Eaoden's cheek!
Eaoden slugs Bardaur in the stomach.
Eaoden screams.
Eaoden leaves east.
 
Aledukine tells you: Tell the truth about *everything* even when at some
     points it REALLY sucks to tell it
Aledukine tells you: And then, when you really REALLY *REALLY* need it,
     you get to lie and get away with it
Aledukine tells you: "This is your DNA!" "....I've never even seen this
     girl.." "Oh...ok sorry nvm"
 

Party say from Garland: hmm what do you guys want/need
You say to your party: mori =)
Party say from Ella: What?
Party say from Ella: I'm not going to Mordor.
You fall down laughing.


Alcavant says in Westron: I'm a philosopher.
Alcavant says in Westron: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Alcavant says in Westron: He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many
moons.
Alcavant says in Westron: Man who fall in vat of molten glass make
spectacle of self.
Alcavant says in Westron: Man who jumps through screen door likely to
strain himself.
You say hauntingly in Westron: lol

 
Kyu tells you: Everybody needs something. I think you just need a little
     tenderness.
 
Ella says enchantingly in Westron: Hey... Mechanic guy, want to do
     something sexual in a mechanical sort of way.
Ella grins mischievously
You say hauntingly in Westron: Hell yeah.
 
Arignor tells you: will you be my girlfriend?
 
Eaoden tells you: I'm a philosopher too.
Eaoden tells you: First off:
Eaoden tells you: Man who live in glass house, better change in basement.
Eaoden tells you: Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing
     of fly.
Eaoden tells you: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Eaoden tells you: remember wisdoms well. never know when you need them.
Eaoden tells you: one more: Man who scratches ass should not bite
     fingernails.
 
Ealcedel says in Westron: she acts like a 10 year old in bed
Ealcedel says in Westron: i love her tho
You say hauntingly in Westron: How...does a ten year old act in bed
     Ealcedel?
 
[336] [23:28] ^ (OOC) Terminal: lucky there arent any ainur on now, so
      go ahead with your joke
[337] [23:29] ^ (OOC) Someone: It's worth a shot.
[338] [23:29] ^ (OOC) Terminal: i say go for it
[339] [23:29] ^ (OOC) Brett: Haha

^ (OOC) Champ: you can't do this shit since everyone going to
     google.
^ (OOC) Champ: oh shit, i can say shit on comm? holy shit.
^ (OOC) Azen: Champ 2 Scythain 1
^ (OOC) Aule: Shit no, the powers will totaly shit on you for saying
     shit, you shit.
^ (OOC) Parom: LOL
 
 
Alcavant sobs uncontrollably.
Alcavant says in Westron: please stop trying to touch my wiener.
 
^ (OOC) Josi pounces on Scythain, stuffs a kitten down his throat,
     and runs away.
 
Aledukine tells you: Its sucks cause i get older, and my gfs stay the
same
     age.

 

Joaquim tells you: there's way too many high level immortals on. me +
     drunk + comm = nuke :P
 
^ (OOC) Osse: What is my name spelled backwards!?!?!?!?!111!!!?!
^ (OOC) Mourngrym: esso
^ (OOC) Mog: esso
^ (OOC) Osse: yay, Mog wins!
^ (OOC) Mourngrym: WTF
 
On wooden helmets:
^ (OOC) Brett: Have the strength of a tree on your head. Have the
     intelligence of a tree in your head.
 
Kozakura says calmly in Westron: Scy, you're not Eaoden, stop being a
     pest.
 
^ (OOC) Vordai: I used to be a baby-squeezer
 
On the topic of fleas: 
Lydia says in Westron: It's like a thousand tiny Scythains, crawling
     all over you and saying "hello"!

Zantos yawns like Pikachu "Chaaaaaaaaaaa!".
Zantos yawns  `\~~---..---~~~~~~--.---~~ | /.
Zantos yawns  `~-.   `                   .~         _____.
Zantos yawns       ~.                .--~~    .---~~~    /.
Zantos yawns        / .-.      .-.      |  <~~        __/.
Zantos yawns       |  |_|      |_|       \  \     .--''.
Zantos yawns      /-.      -       .-.    |  \_   \_.
Zantos yawns      \-''   -..-..-    `-''    |    \__  \_.
Zantos yawns      `.                     |     _/  _/.
Zantos yawns         ~-                .-\   _/  _/.
Zantos yawns        /                 -~~~~\ /_  /_.
Zantos yawns       |               /   |    \  \_  \_.
Zantos yawns       |   /          /   /      | _/  _/.
Zantos yawns       |  |          |   /    .-|/  _/.
Zantos yawns       )__/           \_/    -~~~| _/.
Zantos yawns         \                      /  \.
Zantos yawns          |           |        /_---`.
Zantos yawns          \    .______|      ./.
Zantos yawns          (   /        \    /.
Zantos yawns          `--''          /__/.
 
 
On penises:
 
Lydia tells you: but it's like having an alien living in your pants =(
Lydia tells you: and I'd always want to draw faces and little antlers on
it and stuff=(

 
Radak shouts in Westron: I like turtles