Nothing big, just my story on T2T, had to remove it and all so I figured I'd throw it up here. Sorry for the lack of color.
"My words fly up,
My thoughts remain below.
Words without thoughts
Never to heaven go."
-Claudius
Butterbur says in Westron: Where's that wooly-footed slowcoach, Nob?
You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.
Bring FADE back!!
^ (OOC) Toby: Incidentally, evidence shows that body parts swell up
to four times their normal size if a person is exposed to the vacuum
of space.
^ (OOC) Toby: Ladies, you know what that means.
^ (OOC) Fofester: In other news, I didn't get squished by the tornado
that went through the city today, in case anyone was worried!
^ (OOC) Tevildo: Hm. Guess I'd better work on the aiming mechanism on
my natural disaster device.
Party say from Quiauh: quiauh, how do i walk
Party say from Quiauh: well.
Party say from Quiauh: you put your one leg forward
Party say from Quiauh: ok did that
Party say from Quiauh: now what
Party say from Quiauh: welllllll
Party say from Quiauh: you put your other leg forward
Party say from Quiauh: OK did that
Party say from Quiauh: now what quiauh
Alcavant whispers to you: I just hit puberty
Alcavant says in Westron: How do you fart otherwise?
Alcavant erms.
Alcavant says in Westron: fare*
Someone enters.
You dive behind Alcavant.
Alcavant dives behind Falcon.
You laugh out loud.
Eaoden says in Westron: Hey, stop molesting me :(
Bardaur says in Westron: why?
Bardaur pinches Eaoden's cheek!
Eaoden slugs Bardaur in the stomach.
Eaoden screams.
Eaoden leaves east.
Aledukine tells you: Tell the truth about *everything* even when at some
points it REALLY sucks to tell it
Aledukine tells you: And then, when you really REALLY *REALLY* need it,
you get to lie and get away with it
Aledukine tells you: "This is your DNA!" "....I've never even seen this
girl.." "Oh...ok sorry nvm"
Party say from Garland: hmm what do you guys want/need
You say to your party: mori =)
Party say from Ella: What?
Party say from Ella: I'm not going to Mordor.
You fall down laughing.
Alcavant says in Westron: I'm a philosopher.
Alcavant says in Westron: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Alcavant says in Westron: He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many
moons.
Alcavant says in Westron: Man who fall in vat of molten glass make
spectacle of self.
Alcavant says in Westron: Man who jumps through screen door likely to
strain himself.
You say hauntingly in Westron: lol
Kyu tells you: Everybody needs something. I think you just need a little
tenderness.
Ella says enchantingly in Westron: Hey... Mechanic guy, want to do
something sexual in a mechanical sort of way.
Ella grins mischievously
You say hauntingly in Westron: Hell yeah.
Arignor tells you: will you be my girlfriend?
Eaoden tells you: I'm a philosopher too.
Eaoden tells you: First off:
Eaoden tells you: Man who live in glass house, better change in basement.
Eaoden tells you: Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing
of fly.
Eaoden tells you: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Eaoden tells you: remember wisdoms well. never know when you need them.
Eaoden tells you: one more: Man who scratches ass should not bite
fingernails.
Ealcedel says in Westron: she acts like a 10 year old in bed
Ealcedel says in Westron: i love her tho
You say hauntingly in Westron: How...does a ten year old act in bed
Ealcedel?
[336] [23:28] ^ (OOC) Terminal: lucky there arent any ainur on now, so
go ahead with your joke
[337] [23:29] ^ (OOC) Someone: It's worth a shot.
[338] [23:29] ^ (OOC) Terminal: i say go for it
[339] [23:29] ^ (OOC) Brett: Haha
^ (OOC) Champ: you can't do this shit since everyone going to
google.
^ (OOC) Champ: oh shit, i can say shit on comm? holy shit.
^ (OOC) Azen: Champ 2 Scythain 1
^ (OOC) Aule: Shit no, the powers will totaly shit on you for saying
shit, you shit.
^ (OOC) Parom: LOL
Alcavant sobs uncontrollably.
Alcavant says in Westron: please stop trying to touch my wiener.
^ (OOC) Josi pounces on Scythain, stuffs a kitten down his throat,
and runs away.
Aledukine tells you: Its sucks cause i get older, and my gfs stay the
same
age.
Joaquim tells you: there's way too many high level immortals on. me +
drunk + comm = nuke :P
^ (OOC) Osse: What is my name spelled backwards!?!?!?!?!111!!!?!
^ (OOC) Mourngrym: esso
^ (OOC) Mog: esso
^ (OOC) Osse: yay, Mog wins!
^ (OOC) Mourngrym: WTF
On wooden helmets:
^ (OOC) Brett: Have the strength of a tree on your head. Have the
intelligence of a tree in your head.
Kozakura says calmly in Westron: Scy, you're not Eaoden, stop being a
pest.
^ (OOC) Vordai: I used to be a baby-squeezer
On the topic of fleas:
Lydia says in Westron: It's like a thousand tiny Scythains, crawling
all over you and saying "hello"!
Zantos yawns like Pikachu "Chaaaaaaaaaaa!".
Zantos yawns `\~~---..---~~~~~~--.---~~ | /.
Zantos yawns `~-. ` .~ _____.
Zantos yawns ~. .--~~ .---~~~ /.
Zantos yawns / .-. .-. | <~~ __/.
Zantos yawns | |_| |_| \ \ .--''.
Zantos yawns /-. - .-. | \_ \_.
Zantos yawns \-'' -..-..- `-'' | \__ \_.
Zantos yawns `. | _/ _/.
Zantos yawns ~- .-\ _/ _/.
Zantos yawns / -~~~~\ /_ /_.
Zantos yawns | / | \ \_ \_.
Zantos yawns | / / / | _/ _/.
Zantos yawns | | | / .-|/ _/.
Zantos yawns )__/ \_/ -~~~| _/.
Zantos yawns \ / \.
Zantos yawns | | /_---`.
Zantos yawns \ .______| ./.
Zantos yawns ( / \ /.
Zantos yawns `--'' /__/.
On penises:
Lydia tells you: but it's like having an alien living in your pants =(
Lydia tells you: and I'd always want to draw faces and little antlers on
it and stuff=(
Radak shouts in Westron: I like turtles