Nearly gets away...
Bollocks.
As opposed to your two logs?
Wow, Sadoc when is the last time you have compleetly soloed anyone?
You're entire post history -1 has been nothing but 2+ bangs. WTF
Alkath, hell yeah!!! i, and most of us here, miss you as hell!
You meaning everyone except myself and a few others.
The only reason we aren't good at it, is because you are already judging each comment as stupidity when you first start reading it.
I don't really care about trash talking on here. I just like to have some fun and fool around when I'm bored on my laptop.
@Cruice: I was only including _my_ logs.
@Ravathir: You're probably better than I was. The stats were to keep Cruice honest (Why rely on subjective descriptions when there is factual data available?) I did and almost always have strongly objected to a number of aspects of how you play the game, but I cannot and do not fault you for how you PKed. Your friends tend to overrate you, but your enemies sell you short.
Though I would like to mention that Herks habitually assert that they know the thoughts of their enemies -- back a year or two you guys were always telling me that I was angry and needed to calm down, more recently you say I take the game too seriously and need to calm down. I am more familiar with my own thoughts than you are. I know how seriously I take the game and you don't have a damn clue. Herks wouldn't be so bad if you didn't try to trash talk. None of you are any good at it and you always make yourself look bad when you participate in it.
Thanks Alkath for being honest and not taking this game like 'tireless' does. You rock man and I loved fighting you cause you were a great challenge. Enjoy life bro cause I know I am:). Tireless I know we have fought a lot but just calm down man nobody cares who is better than who. The only difference we have with eachother is that I took more risks and didn't care if I died:). Anyways have fun fighting but if your gonna throw all my alts out that you killed than atleast put yours out there also don't be a hypocrite. Bye everyone and let's all just get along.
I love you all even though you all prolly hate me..
Alkath has spoken. This thread can die now. Please?
Evis is totally not from herkrimer nor a herk.
You might want to go over those stats of yours also, Tireless.
Alkath!
Tireless you have entirely too much time on your hands. Don't forget the Viola logs.
This is exactly why the fuck I miss you. You bring sanity back to the world Alkath. If you ever want to contact me outside of the mud or the forums for a friendly chat, let me know via here and I'll get a hold of you in a instant. Best of luck with whatever it is your doing, and I hope you can keep strong with not being addicted to this place, I hope to join you very very very soon.
- Jakar.
Hi everybody :)
Ravathir, you were not mediocre, you were well above that (sorry if anyone's disagreeing with me, but that's the opinion I built from having him as possibly my biggest enemy during my second incarnation). Also Rav, please continue commenting maturely and being the bigger man.
Having sex with someone's gf is not okay, be it text-wise or the real thing.
Kozlodoev is awesome. Witty vodka-drinking russian who always was unbiased and had good reasonable arguments that weren't flawed by hatred. His only flaw is his liking for women...
Mirnac, dunno if you read this, but you were just as unbiased as Koz (although with worse english :p). Thanks for pointing out to me how I was being a bit partial and unfair. Respect to you.
Last two comment sections, thanks for helping me stay away from the mud.
Oh, and regarding Mordhred's last comment: I died a whole bunch :( Five worst players ever: Alkath, Therina, Cadel, Delrin and Parmenides. Throw in Klasbertil as well.
Ok, hope noone hates me now, I'm still just that gullible elven tree-hugging gaylord that you remember me as...
Over and out, peace yo, lol (lots of love, not laughing out loud), hugs all around and so on,
A!
You guys die too much. I think I got pkilled like 5 or 6 times ever. Only 1 solo. *high fives caenedrin*
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13632 - Norre
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13622 - Leilany (Dunno if she's FROM Herkimer, but she did and still does party almost exclusively with them)
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13621 - Thugo
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13620 - Norre
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13517 - Thugo
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13514 - Draco
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13503 - Kavan (Not from Herkimer, b ut definitely a Herk)
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13496 - Norre
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13495 - Norre and Thugo
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13494 - Carath
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/12417 - Hazin
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/12408 - Hazin
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/12368 - Perrota
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/12352 - Evis (Is he from Herkimer? I lost track)
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/12346 - Ravathir
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/12287 - Hazin
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/12219 - Gurlach (Yes, he's from Herkimer)
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/12143 - Gizmalin
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/11944 - Ravathir
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/11943 - Noris
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/11816 - Hazin
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/11695 - Perrota
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/11410 - Redbull
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/11396 - Redbull
There are 6 logs of me dying to any Herk on logomania, and every one of them is Norre. If you include all alts there are 9.
Final score: Herkimer: 9 Tireless: 22-25. Sunflash didn't say fuck all about you specifically, Cruice -- he said that I 'killed the shit out of Herkimer'
Please show me the multiple logs where he has 'killed the shit out of me'. I can count 4 max that I remember being killed by him. I will also provide logs of him dying by me. That are a lot better than his kills on I. I never said that he didn't kill me or I didn't kill him. So take your head out of your ass Sunflash, because you forgot stuff that doesn't exist on that game anymore. I also won't learn more than you forgot because I am done playing, bud.
I must have missed the part where I was providing comedy for your stupid ass. It's pretty well accepted that I've forgotten more shit about this game than you'll ever learn, and that I'm terrible at pk, and there's established evidence that Tireless has killed the shit out of Herkimer, whether he knows everything about the game or not.
Lol, I wonder how long that will last.
My brother has lots of logs, but he refuses to post.
Someone needs to post new logs. This is ridiculous.
Just a public service announcement to all of you who are arguing like morons about a text based game:
You all have chlamydia.
That is all.
Caenedrin at least he didn't 'mudsex' your girlfriend, because a name on a text based game may detour her away from you.
Pathetic.
Sad excuses Morhdred. But you did make me laugh, so thanks for that.
Thank you Malorian, I put my heart into these supposid 'insults and torts.' It's just nice to see someone really appreciate my hard work.
It saddens me that no one has used the insult 'cuntfuck' :(
44 new comments? are you guys out of your minds?
cruice has, truly, the most sincerely pathetic insults and retorts I have EVER seen for at least the past seven and a half years.
Man, brags are never real. No need for explanation. We all know he's generally worse than you.
By: Caenedrin
'So its not so much of a case of random pk as it is one assassin went after another and Mordhred was not skilled or prepared enough to escape. To me that doesnt scream elite.'
It was 9am and I had been through a 12h shift overnight without any sleep and decided to play MUD. Did a find on Caenedrin and he was at Rhosgobel contractor, mine was the only contract on. I went to Linhir to bait and backhunt. All went fine, he attacked exactly when I wanted him to. Very predictable and shit like all herkies. And then I sat there and died before my awaken overnight mind could react. Shit happens eh.
By: Caenedrin
'I attempted Mordhred one time and killed him, game set match.'
I attempted Caenedrin's alt zero times and killed him twice. Within 20 minutes. Without spending a cent. Without even moving out of my inn room. The log is up somewhere, just search for it. But hey, look on the bright side, at least i didnt have mudsex with your gf.
Oh, are you registered a sex offender too? I might have to look you up so I can tell all my younger relatives not to go around your area.
Tireless, I'm calling the cops, because you must be stalking me and watching me all day to know all that about me. Please stay away from my home. I don't want any trouble.
If doing anything demands that one does it as the superlative, what do you and the other Herkies do? Drink (more than anyone alive)? Watch TV (all the time)? Play towers (every waking moment)? --actually, the last one was true until you were sitebanned, so I guess I'm being self defeating here.
baha ha hahaha ha hahahaha ha ha haha
Sunflash when are you going on tour for that comedy? I want tickets.
In response to all the rants from Herkimer about Tireless being a know-it-all, I'd like to point out that I've forgotten more about T2T than most of you little shits will ever learn.
And I still couldn't pk my way out of a wet paper sack.
It's not about being a know-it-all, it's just about killing you repeatedly, which he's certainly done.
I think I just lost 42 million brain cells after reading this.
Does it still count as irony if you don't know you're doing it? :P
'i am the messiah.'
'you'll be such a great jew when you grow up.'
That was totally unfunny, and you signing your name made it even worse.
Brubaker, I think you need to simmer down, take a shower, get a haircut, get your teeth straightened (the works) and try to have a life. Heck, you might even get lucky and pick up an ugly as dirt, wasted, girl at a bar that mistakes you for her boyfriend. If you’re really lucky, you might even crawl out of your mother’s basement and get your own place. Lastly, please stop blaming the world because you were born looking like such a sexy beast. Blah!!
Spencer
Brubaby! hahahaha!!! kudos to cruice!
It takes two people to have an idiotic conversation, you know.
you are co-plopper.
Brubaby, why are you acting like this toward me? What did I do? Please tell me how to fix myself so I can be with you again.
cruice cmip
: ( You're breaking my heart Brubaby.
stfu, you cmdlah.
dumbfucks? Wow, that is pretty catchy. How did you think something that clever up Brubaker? I'm sorry. I won't comment until I think of something original like that.
You guys are dumbfucks, find some new insults please.
Lol. Herkies, the Kenny Gs and Michael Boltons of the mud.
Lol. Herkies, the Richard Simmons and Carrot Tops of the mud.
I think this log http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13500
beats all the logs Tireless killed Ravathir in.
I'm sure the administrators of this site and of t2t are appreciating the great professionalism and courtesy, that they would want an administrator of their own, to perform. Only Tireless can show that kind of class.
This message is brought to you in part by.. 'Herkies Incorporated'
Tell me more about what I think please. This new revelation has taken me by surprise, so I'd like to know more about what I'm thinking. If only I had some sort of intimate familiarity with the thoughts which I thought. Damn, it's lucky you're around to tell me (and the world) what's going on in my head!
he acts like his god? wtf?
playing AoE-TC right now and pwning!
Honestly tireless, you have nothing to say why even fucking bother?? You're so pathetic, you act like your god, you think your something on the mud when you really aren't... Just quit man. Take a nice break, go down south, exercise and meet some woman please:P
'Nuked for absolutely nothing' -- That sounds like someone else I know:P Only you can't pull it off as well.
'herkies' I still love that word, honestly it makes me sound like im amazing :). I like when we always get put into everything it makes us the center of attention and it's actually cool. Thanks for all the fun once again, towers was very fun until we got nuked for absolutely nothing.
I don't need to know it all to know more than some :P
You guys don't talk like normal people, you talk like herkies. :P
It was too easy.
Caenedrin you rock bro you have always been my friend on the mud. We were enemies once but then we became friends again, i like how we can put the game aside and actually talk like normal people:). Thanks for giving me all this credit bro you are amazing. I have nothing against tireless but I don't like how he always thinks he knows it all when in reality he doesn't. Btw everyone Herkimer is a Village not a city :). Bye
Hi everyone:). I miss you all and I hope we can get some more nice PK logs up:). Tireless you have always been a enemy of mine but you need to chill son! You take things way too far lol, remember this is only a game nothing more:P Have fun everyone and play nice.
Anyways, to get off the topic of arguing about things that in no way affect you in real life....
I plated all my armour in lead. Made it hard to break sometimes, but in the end it was worth it.
I have to agree on 'most dangerous' in two cases: 1. If you were in his party; 2. If you were close to him in any situation, because you could get exposed to radiation all of a sudden!
Say what you want Lobo, but Brandon was one of the quickest learning and most dangerous players in his time. And lobo is...exactly.
compared to cruice, hazin, caenedrin and smoky, hell yeah brandon was a damn awesomez0rz assassinatorz0rz!!1111
and btw, this brandon guy isn't a good assassin, in fact, one of the most mediocre i've seen... But hey, may be to caenedrin's standards he's actually awesome! You never know what herkie's standards are!
Oh no, you're breaking my heart. I really like a lot of the guys from Herkimer and love to play t2t with them. Its too bad a bunch of them got banned. Wish they were still around.
Stfu herkie. Caenedrin always wanted to be a herkie. He's always proud when you call him one! Let's make him happy.
Uh oh, I've obviously struck a chord if tireless spends an hour looking up logs. ROTFL, You are 1/3 the assassin Brandon was. Get over it.
'If that doesn't get the point across...'
I doubt anything will.
With regards to Brandon owning me all over the place:
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/11402
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/11620
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/11953 (Was cheating, a nuke resulted)
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/12332 (Featured, but not starring)
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13500
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13532
Versus
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/11396
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/11410 (Featured, but not starring)
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/11944
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/12143
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/12346 (Featured, but not starring)
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13495
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13496
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13620
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13632
Brandon and I were reasonably well matched. He did not 'Own me all over the place'. --and he was PKing for a solid year before I was involved in my first attempt.
Herkimer IS a city (Good for you! You've mastered basic American aggregate titles!) but the bias comes from people who make a bad name for it... like Brandon.
Game Set Match Tireless, actually.
Oh and Tireless: GAME SET MATCH BITCH!
Tireless, the word Herkish shows how simple minded you really are. Herkimer is a city and the bias come from inane know-it-alls like you getting tired of people like Brandon owning you all over the place after only a year or so of playing. You are a annoyance and douche bag and no one likes to listen to your endless ranting. I would suspect that in the real world no one likes to listen to you so you come here where we are forced to put up with your insufferable personality. After the kill I distinctly remember Mordhred saying 'I even knew you would come after me.' So its not so much of a case of random pk as it is one assassin went after another and Mordhred was not skilled or prepared enough to escape. To me that doesnt scream elite. My point in all of this, which you are obviously too dense to understand, is that im not that great, but I was able to best Mordhred. So Tireless I apologize if I have insulted your little friend Mordhred, who you obviously go to great lengths to defend. But one trash talker deserves another and please just ignore me in the future as I do my best to ignore you.
Haha, You would know about that, wouldn't you Tev?
There'd still be logs. There would just be fewer, and they wouldn't sparkle with the 'lolol pwned j00' vigor that has served the MUD so well these past years. Getting caught with your pants down is the lifeblood of T2T.
meh, If no one ever screwed up there would be no logs.
Also, please never use the expression 'Game, set, match' in that context again. It's like people making one unsupported claim without any argument to support it, then concluding the statement with 'Case closed.' Such expressions may be less inappropriate to someone who has just outlined a detailed and powerful argument demolishing their opposition, but 'Your an idoit lulz game set match case closed IN YO FACE' makes you look like some sort of sub-Herkian life form.
One point does not a pattern make. It may be a complex concept for someone like you, but try and understand. I'll say it a few other ways.
Getting 1 random kill on someone does not make you their better.
One chance occasion does not make you skilled, or your opponent unskilled.
Bragging about a point occasion years ago (or acting diminutive towards someone on the same basis) does not prove your point -- it supports the converse.
The following reasoning: 'I killed you once so I am better than you' is Herkish. Stop.
The following reasoning: 'You died once so your[sic] bad' is also Herkish. Stop.
Your trash talking to Mordhred on the basis that you killed him once is an utter failure and serves only to make you look bad. I am embarrassed for you.
If that doesn't get the point across, I doubt anything will.
When did Tireless become the authority on PK? Or personal standards that I should work on? *boggles* I attempted Mordhred one time and killed him, game set match.
Fuck waiting three days for the graveyard to rez me.
I would think that it'd give a headbutt bonus, but also make the damage dealt symmetrical. Also you'd negate the death penalty, but you'd negate the death penalty for your opponents as well making things pretty pointless :(
Wield cross, shift grip. Does the crown of thorns give a headbutt bonus?
Tireless you are disguisting...
Wouldn't 'Jesus gear' be like a plain robe or tunic and a pair of sandals or something like that?
I read Caenedrin's post and began to cry. Not because of the post, but because I had this bit of snot hanging out of my nose that just wouldn't get blown off (which I was to find out was because it had dried on to a hair, so in removing it I also ripped the hair out). I don't understand why the roots of those hairs have so many nerve endings. *mutter*
With regards to Caenedrin's comment, though, you're way off base man. 'I managed to get a kill off on you once years ago!' is hardly an indictment of a person's skill. For those of you who remember Dornath, even HE got a few kills. Pick any PKer you want (I can't speak to Fjant, Marthaon or any of the other old legends, though I suspect this holds true even for them) -- Everyone has died an embarrassing death at some point. Point failures do not a standard make.
I have PKed against and with Mordhred and his crew, and they know their shit. It might not be ideal that he talks shit to you, but you have 0 standing to talk back to him.
...and your taunt was... disturbingly Herkish. THAT is something you ought to be ashamed of (and work on).
Mordhred is a moron. I soloed him in Linhir when he had jesus gear a few years ago for a contract and im a mediocre assassin. Delusions of grandeur is a chief sign of schizophrenia Mordhred, might want get that checked out.
Excellent idea, Mordhred, I'll pitch in a dollar or two :D
There's a reason for it, Tireless. The new generations are just not worth any of our time. Let's settle it and engrave the 2009 in the tombstone.
I don't understand why he tried to break at GV gh. I mean, that’s so far away from edoras, why there? Also, considering that it is my gh, when he died I could just take all of his gear right into the hall and he got slim to none of it back.
He has earned every death, Gramul.
Thing is, (most of) the people who know what they're doing are too apathetic to bother practicing their abilities, much less teaching a new generation :P
Damn Sadoc, you've just hit the spot dead on.
I just read this using my new blackberry. Even though this is a boring log this is pretty sweet. I'm driving my car right now...
only one my account is blocked and probably you never heard about this account.
Why the hell didn't he break at edoras?
He used only 1 break there, while there are about 6 he could use there.
But it was a nice split up.
And an ok pk, though, a gangbang again, hehe, i feel sorry for ural, how many times did he get killed the last days?
Well Mordhred, I think it would have to be you teaching everyone how to play because everything these days are just 'noobs brawling with each other' and other 'newbish' things that are not up to your standards.
Terrible planning, bad execution. Someone please teach these kids how to play.
You're using brubaker's account to do all your commenting and rating because your others got banned, it seems.
Care to confirm?
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13760
you are.
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/13754
Who's the king noob?
Yeah Ural listen to Daywalker the King NOOB himself, he has to know what he`s talking about.
well done my man!
Ural, you are a noob.
Standard gang-bang. Good job I guess.
I hit my first break and immediately went to osgiliath. My mistake was not waiting to see if they hunted through. Oh well.
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang
Moral of the story: Know more breaks.