Fats

Posted by
Belkas [legacy]
Uploaded
01 June 2009 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Old mordor kill.


 This loft is quite spacious, hanging over nearly a third of the main
chamber below.  In the center of the room is a plain, dark brown table.
Along the southern wall is a huge bed draped with silk sheets.  At the
foot of the bed is an oak chest.  Along the walls, running from the top
of the stairs to the west wall, is a vast library of books and parchment
stored neatly on their shelves.  A feeling of dread washes over you as
the flickering light of a candle forms shadows of lewd dancing demons
upon the walls.
    The only obvious exit is chamber.
 Fats the hobbit Warlord (Shadowspawn)
 A reinforced oak chest (closed)
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
HP:230 EP:180> 
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:230 EP:180> 
SOMEONE!!! attacks Fats.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:230 EP:180> 
Fats misses someone.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
SOMEONE!!! misses Fats.
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:230 EP:178> 

You put your lips to the potion and gulp it all down.
You feel more aware of the tactics of battle.
HP:230 EP:198> 
    As you detach the gem on your necklace, it begins to pulsate an evil 
red, absorbing the light around you.
HP:230 EP:198> 
    As you detach the gem on your necklace, it begins to pulsate an evil 
red, absorbing the light around you.
HP:230 EP:198> 
Fats misses someone.
SOMEONE!!! misses someone.
wa
You switch your grip to two hands.
You wield your axe.
HP:230 EP:198> backstab Fats

In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
You attack Fats.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
You sneak up and stab Fats from behind!
You BUTCHER Fats with a masterful stroke!
Your movement reveals you.
HP:230 EP:148> 
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:230 EP:148> 
The axe blurs as you deliver countless blows to Fats!
Fats misses you.
SOMEONE!!! misses someone.
shape
Fats is in average shape.
AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
HP:230 EP:148> 
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:230 EP:148> .
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
HP:230 EP:148> 
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:230 EP:148> 
You tap Fats with the handle of the axe.
Fats misses you.
The effort of staying in tune with the Dark Lord is taking its toll on you.
SOMEONE!!! misses someone.
shape
Fats is in average shape.
AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
HP:230 EP:147> 
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:230 EP:147> headbutt Fats

You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Fats.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
HP:230 EP:127> 
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:230 EP:127> 
You swing the axe at Fats but end up ramming it in the ground.
Fats slices you cleanly.
SOMEONE!!! misses someone.
You swing the axe at Fats but end up ramming it in the ground.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
Fats misses you.
SOMEONE!!! grazes someone.
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:224 EP:127> 
You slam the axe deep into Fats' gut!
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
Fats misses you.
SOMEONE!!! misses someone.
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:224 EP:126> 
You slam the axe deep into Fats' gut!
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
Suddenly you have a massive headache.
Fats hits you with the flat of the blade.
SOMEONE!!! misses someone.
shape
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:222 EP:126> 
Fats is in average shape.
AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE
HP:222 EP:126> headbutt Fats

You quickly thrust your forehead into the bridge of Fats' nose.
HP:222 EP:91> 
You slam the axe deep into Fats' gut!
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
Fats misses you.
SOMEONE!!! misses someone.
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:222 EP:91> 
You swing the axe at Fats but end up ramming it in the ground.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
Fats slices you cleanly.
SOMEONE!!! misses someone.
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:217 EP:90> 
You swing the axe at Fats but end up ramming it in the ground.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
Fats misses you.
SOMEONE!!! misses someone.
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:217 EP:90> 
You swing the axe at Fats but end up ramming it in the ground.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Fats
Fats misses you.
SOMEONE!!! misses someone.
You hear an echoing cackle as your blood splatters all over!
You are already hunting Fats!
HP:217 EP:90> 
The next time you see 'XXX', you will do: 'YYY'.
HP:217 EP:90> shape

Fats doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
HP:217 EP:90> 
You hesitate for a moment and Fats gets away with just a scratch.
Fats misses you.
SOMEONE!!! misses someone.
headbutt Fats
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Fats!
HP:217 EP:54> shape

Fats is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
HP:217 EP:54> l

    This loft is quite spacious, hanging over nearly a third of the main
chamber below.  In the center of the room is a plain, dark brown table.
Along the southern wall is a huge bed draped with silk sheets.  At the
foot of the bed is an oak chest.  Along the walls, running from the top
of the stairs to the west wall, is a vast library of books and parchment
stored neatly on their shelves.  A feeling of dread washes over you as
the flickering light of a candle forms shadows of lewd dancing demons
upon the walls.
    The only obvious exit is chamber.
 Fats the hobbit Warlord (Shadowspawn)
 A reinforced oak chest (closed)
HP:217 EP:54> 
You bring the axe around Fats and land a painful blow.
Fats misses you.
SOMEONE!!! misses someone.
shape
Fats is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
HP:217 EP:54> l

    This loft is quite spacious, hanging over nearly a third of the main
chamber below.  In the center of the room is a plain, dark brown table.
Along the southern wall is a huge bed draped with silk sheets.  At the
foot of the bed is an oak chest.  Along the walls, running from the top
of the stairs to the west wall, is a vast library of books and parchment
stored neatly on their shelves.  A feeling of dread washes over you as
the flickering light of a candle forms shadows of lewd dancing demons
upon the walls.
    The only obvious exit is chamber.
 Fats the hobbit Warlord (Shadowspawn)
 A reinforced oak chest (closed)
HP:217 EP:54> 
You swing the axe at Fats but end up ramming it in the ground.
Fats misses you.
SOMEONE!!! misses someone.
focus aim
You start focusing on your aim skill.
HP:217 EP:54> 
You bring the axe around Fats and land a painful blow.
Fats misses you.
Tiarawil misses someone.
shape
Fats is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
HP:217 EP:53> k

You attack Fats.
HP:217 EP:53> k

You attack Fats.
HP:217 EP:53> 
Phaedrus enters.
Phaedrus attacks Fats.
k
You attack Fats.
HP:217 EP:53> k

You attack Fats.
HP:217 EP:53> 
You bring the axe around Fats and land a painful blow.
Phaedrus releases a handcrafted arrow towards Fats with a grim expression.
Fats misses you.
Tiarawil misses someone.
Fats leaves chamber.
You follow Fats chamber.
A dimly lit inner chamber(n, u and sw)
 Fats the hobbit Warlord (Shadowspawn)
 k
You attack Fats.
HP:217 EP:53> k

You attack Fats.
HP:217 EP:53> k

You attack Fats.
HP:217 EP:53> 
You deflect Fats' blow and slam the axe's handle into his head!
Fats falls to the ground.
Fats is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
k
You decide to put Fats out of his misery.
HP:217 EP:52> k

You decide to put Fats out of his misery.
HP:217 EP:52> k

You decide to put Fats out of his misery.
HP:217 EP:52> 
You killed Fats.
    Full of glee, you raise Fats' head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Fats has died.
In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
% legend fats
%% Belkas: legend fats
HP:217 EP:48> loot

Do: starting commands.
HP:217 EP:48> 
some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed.
an emerald shield : Ok.
a simple leather baldric : Ok.
a Bywater Post satchel : Ok.
dwarven battlerager armour : Too bulky.
a sapphire sword : Too bulky.
HP:217 EP:48>