lolz die taliban.
hi mark take care of yourself ok
I like how Dawn has proven just how well my kill emote can spice up an otherwise short and not-so-exciting log. Mark with a golf club...man, now THAT's an interesting read!
Someone seen to much Rambo movies.
So anyway, how is the Mudding world?
I r racist Daywalker lolz
You pull Achmed closer to you and headbutt her square in the face.
You drive your bayonet deep into Achmeds face, he screams in agony.
Those tricky terrorists.
rasists...
I'm wondering if you are describing one of your real life experiences :P
Definitely worth a 1, if only for the ridiculous typoes.
Achmed is obviously disguised.
Noobz
Achmed the uruk-hai Elf-target
Last on: 232d 15h 32m 28s ago. Gender: male
Age: 1m 18s
Old log. Newbie killer!
lawl @Dawn.
All credit goes to Ketan of course.
Damn Dawn <3
The Green Zone(w, e and s)
Achmed the taliban Fighter (Angry)
A signpost
A hitching post
You roar loudly.
HP:235 EP:217> HMD
Achmed says in Pashtu: Die Infedel!
You are attacked by Achmed!
Achmed quickly brings his AK 47 into his soldier a lets off a burst at your face!
You punch Achmed in the throat, making him choke.
hb
You pull Achmed closer to you and headbutt her square in the face.
HP:235 EP:195> HMD
sh
Achmed is near death.
HP:235 EP:195> HMD
You drive your bayonet deep into Achmeds face, he screams in agony.
Achmed misses you.
shoot
You push your rifle deep into Achmeds throat and squeeze the trigger, his vauporised brains fill the air. <- yay crit lol
HP:235 EP:130> HMD
'Sensing that his victim's strength is failing, Mark strikes with lightning-quick speed and slices the tendon just below the back of Achmed's left knee. As Achmed falls to the ground screaming in agony, Mark sings in an impressive falsetto, echoing each cry of pain with startling accuracy. He tears off a piece of his shirt and uses it to fashion a bandage for Achmed's gushing leg wound. He stands up, gives Achmed a stern look, and then runs off into the distance.
Mark returns with a canteen full of water, which he takes a sip from before leaning over to pour some on Achmed's leg. Mark spends the next ten minutes cleaning Achmed's wound. When he's satisfied, he pulls a long piece of rope out of his pack and uses it to tie Achmed to a nearby tree. He leaves again.
Hours later, Mark returns, dragging the corpse of a wild boar behind him. He gathers wood for a fire and, with the aid of his camping gear, gets a roaring blaze started. He cooks the boar, making sure heat it enough to kill off any lingering bacteria or other harmful parasites. He cuts off a piece and feeds it to Achmed, who accepts it willingly. Achmed is obviously very hungry. After they eat, Achmed and Mark fall asleep.
The next morning, Mark wakes up and finds a tree to chop down. He chips away at the base of the tree, eventually bringing its great weight thundering to the ground. Achmed hears the noise in the distance and wonders what his captor could be up to. Mark takes out a knife and begins slowly carving pieces off of the tree.
For weeks, the two engage in the same ritual: Achmed stays tied to a tree, and Mark disappears for hours on end. Mark comes back briefly to feed Achmed, but always leaves shortly thereafter to continue his whittling. After what seems like an eternity of the same daily routine, one day Mark returns with the fruit of his labor: a wooden replica of the 18th century Andrew Dickson long-nosed putter, the most expensive golf club ever sold on auction. He also produces a finely crafted head-sized golf tee, which he pushes into the ground with his foot...nay, with both of his feet. Achmed does not seem to appreciate Mark's sense of humor.
Mark unties his captive and pins him to the ground with a set of wooden stakes and some rope, keeping Achmed's head centered atop the golf tee. Mark checks the wind conditions, and then takes a few practice swings that barely stop short of Achmed's head. 'Gotcha!' he snickers, as Achmed flinches for the eighth time.
With a sudden burst of superhuman speed, Mark swings the golf club in a dEvAsTaTiNG arc, cleanly SEPARATING Achmed's HEAD from his BODY, sending the dismembered noggin sailing through the air in a GLORIOUS display of _C_A_R_N_A_G_E!!!
The head lands off in the distance, and is immediately picked apart by vultures.
You killed Achmed.
Achmed has died.
lol
You laugh out loud.
HP:235 EP:130> HMD
ll me
Mark the british Soldier (Marksman)
On for: 1h 46m 40s Gender: male
Age: 20d 34h 1m 28s
Can be mailed: Mark@Afghanistan
Mark is a member of the British Army.
Let the political flaming begin!!!