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The Isenmouthe(sw, s, n, w and se) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Otoron Sillyslacks the dunedain Madasshatter (Hand of Bakal) trigger Current trigger: 'Rand' todo 'kill rand' <(HP:230 EP:187)> ^ (OOC) Stepelista: I agree Ridge, but Valinor just gave another reason to get pissed. Rand enters. Triggered! doing: kill rand In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime! You attack Rand. <(HP:230 EP:187)> Belkas leaves southeast. You follow your leader southeast. Orc path(e, s, nw and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) party say $HIY$red snake camp You say to your party: red snake camp <(HP:230 EP:187)> shape Usage: shape <target> <(HP:230 EP:187)> Belkas leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. The Isenmouthe(sw, s, n, w and se) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Otoron Sillyslacks the dunedain Madasshatter (Hand of Bakal) Triggered! doing: kill rand Wait a minute, you're still busy! <(HP:230 EP:187)> You are too busy to make an attack! Rand leaves north. Triggered! doing: kill rand Belkas leaves north. You follow your leader north. The road through Udûn(e, s, n and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) You attack Rand. <(HP:230 EP:187)> Rand leaves north. Belkas leaves north. You follow your leader north. The road through Udûn(e, s, n, nw and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves north. Belkas leaves north. You follow your leader north. Udûn(e, s, n and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Rand leaves west. Belkas leaves west. You follow your leader west. The road through Udûn(e, s, n, w and se) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves west. Belkas leaves west. You follow your leader west. Udûn(e, s, n and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Rand leaves west. Belkas leaves west. You follow your leader west. Udûn(e, s, n and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves north. Belkas leaves north. You follow your leader north. Udûn(e, s, n and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Rand leaves north. Belkas leaves north. You follow your leader north. Udûn(e, s, n and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Rand leaves north. Belkas leaves north. You follow your leader north. Udûn(e, s, n and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) shape Rand leaves north. Triggered! doing: kill rand Belkas leaves north. You follow your leader north. The road through Udûn(e, s, n, w and se) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) You attack Rand. <(HP:230 EP:187)> Rand leaves north. Belkas leaves north. You follow your leader north. The Morannon(s and n) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Belkas attacks Rand. Suddenly, Belkas stabs Rand from behind! Belkas decimates Rand with a fierce swing. Rand leaves north. Belkas leaves north. You follow your leader north. Inside Mordor(e and s) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) trigger well Belkas scrapes Rand lightly. You crack Rand with tails wrapping and burning. Rand is near death. ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND Triggered! doing: kill rand <(HP:230 EP:187)> Rand leaves south. Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. The Morannon(s and n) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) You attack Rand. <(HP:230 EP:187)> Rand leaves south. Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. The road through Udûn(e, s, n, w and se) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves south. Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. Udûn(e, s, n and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves east. Belkas leaves east. You follow your leader east. The road through Udûn(e, s, n, nw and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves east. Belkas leaves east. You follow your leader east. Udûn(e, s, n and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves east. Belkas leaves east. You follow your leader east. Udûn(e, s and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves south. Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. Udûn(e, s, n and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves south. Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. Udûn(e, s, n and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves south. Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. Udûn(e, s, n and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit shape Rand leaves south. Triggered! doing: kill rand Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. The road through Udûn(e, s, n, nw and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) You attack Rand. <(HP:230 EP:187)> Rand leaves south. Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. The road through Udûn(e, s, n and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Belkas hurts his neck attacking Rand. Rand leaves south. Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. The Isenmouthe(sw, s, n, w and se) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Otoron Sillyslacks the dunedain Madasshatter (Hand of Bakal) Rand leaves southwest. Belkas leaves southwest. You follow your leader southwest. Orc path(e, s, ne and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Belkas misses Rand with a wild swing. You send tails flying at Rand, but they miss their mark. Rand leaves west. Triggered! doing: kill rand Belkas leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(e, s, w and se) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) You attack Rand. <(HP:230 EP:187)> Rand leaves west. Belkas leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(e, sw and w) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) The next time you see 'Mmmmmmbop', you will do: 'Boppity bop bop'. <(HP:230 EP:187)> Rand leaves west. Belkas leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(e, s and nw) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves south. Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. Orc path(s, ne and n) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves south. Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. Orc path(n and se) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves southeast. Belkas leaves southeast. You follow your leader southeast. Orc path(s and nw) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves south. Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. Orc path(n and se) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves southeast. Belkas leaves southeast. You follow your leader southeast. A valley(s and nw) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves south. Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. A valley(s, n and se) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) headbutt headbutt headbutt shape Rand leaves southeast. Belkas leaves southeast. You follow your leader southeast. Valley(nw and se) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand is near death. ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND <(HP:230 EP:187)> Rand leaves southeast. Belkas leaves southeast. You follow your leader southeast. Valley(s and nw) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand sinks the blade into you with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! Belkas decimates Rand with a fierce swing. You send tails flying at Rand, but they miss their mark. You miss Rand. Belkas hurts his neck attacking Rand. Rand leaves south. Belkas leaves south. You follow your leader south. Valley(s and n) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Rand. <(HP:214 EP:166)> Your neck still hurts too much to attempt to headbutt again. <(HP:214 EP:166)> Your neck still hurts too much to attempt to headbutt again. <(HP:214 EP:166)> Rand is near death. ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND - ND <(HP:214 EP:166)> Rand leaves north. Belkas leaves north. You follow your leader north. Valley(s and nw) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) headbutt Your neck still hurts too much to attempt to headbutt again. <(HP:214 EP:166)> headbutt Your neck still hurts too much to attempt to headbutt again. <(HP:214 EP:166)> merciful off No such user or guild! Guilds: nar-i-anor, gwaith-i-mirdain, aina_amarth, corsairs_of_umbar, beornings, meglivornth, ranhoth, udungul, galadhrim, gondor's_vengeance, durbatuluk, amruin, sons_of_ulfang, fellowship_of_the_rimbor-anim, rangers_of_ithilien, taril_haleth, baruk_khazad-dum, valacirca, gor_burzgoth, preservers_of_tharbad and knights_of_dol_amroth <(HP:214 EP:166)> Rand misses Belkas. Belkas misses Rand with a wild swing. You pummel Rand with multiple blows from the whip! kill Rand leaves northwest. Belkas leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. Valley(nw and se) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) Rand leaves northwest. Belkas leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. A valley(s, n and se) Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) Rand Brown the dunedain Exterminator (Shadowspawn) You decide to put Rand out of his misery. Rand falls to the ground. <(HP:214 EP:166)> kill You decide to put Rand out of his misery. <(HP:214 EP:166)> kill You decide to put Rand out of his misery. <(HP:214 EP:166)> kill You decide to put Rand out of his misery. <(HP:214 EP:166)> kill You decide to put Rand out of his misery. <(HP:214 EP:166)> kill You decide to put Rand out of his misery. <(HP:214 EP:166)> Burning tails envelop Rand and slay him with searing gledes. You killed Rand. Full of glee, you raise Rand's head, cut one of his ears and string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see. Rand has died. In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime! $Legend rand [ Udungul ] Lomar: Legend rand <(HP:214 EP:163)> [ Udungul ] Belkas: legend rand Belkas gets an ornate iron key, an emerald shield and an iridescent black cloak from corpse of Rand into a leather scout ruck. Belkas gets some gold coins from corpse of Rand. Belkas shares 169 gold with you. ^legend rand ^ (OOC) Lomar: legend rand <(HP:214 EP:157)> glance A valley(s, n and se) The ghost of Rand Corpse of Rand Belkas the uruk-hai Sex Machine (Insert Jakar) <(HP:215 EP:158)> legend rand The ghost of Rand On for: 1h 31m 22s Age: 0s