Our dutch friend falls for it again! Posting for Slythe.
Don't be mean to Zaellyer, he is my best friend and part of my inner circle (Atlas, 2009)
The true win would be if they stopped using comm on their own behalf
Nicely done, although, if you get them all banned, we won't have anyone to laugh at... Well, there's still zaellyer...
Perm comm ban on all his chars? I hope so.
Item #28
To : Fernando@Edoras
Cc : Mathias
From : Mathias
Date : Tue Oct 6 14:22:58 2009
Subject: RE: some more!
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He won't be using the comm any more. I appreciate your turning
the other cheek here and not provoking him further.
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Hell, it was worth the effort!
yunnnnnnnnnn
^ (OOC) Atlas: i get no girls at all :(
I will break you.
Haha, good ol' Iarla.
5th place? I'll fucking stab you in the neck.
that's kinda the punchline of the t2t top 5 jokes
Lobo, my alt knowledge is rusty, but at least 2 of your list are the same person :)
Add rhakyrh to that and it should fit
Apollo Creed!
I will break you
I liked yours, but mine would be:
-Atlas
-Anguss
-Duncan
-Quiauh
-Tlaloc
and i'd throw in Ruiniel for good measure.
Time for a top 5? Yes.
Top 5 craziest mudders of all time:
1) Atlas
2) Marthaon
3) Aule's bitch
4) Aule
5) Jaren
Throw in Kujo for good measure.
I will break you.
I only just noticed this, but how cool of an ending to a comment is 'I will break you.'?
I will break you.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH CROUSEY.
I'm pretty disappointed with you guys. By now he should have had a total public meltdown which one of you logged for our viewing pleasure. You're getting lazy.
it was melkor ;P
Woooooo. Total six. Also, the ainur who decided this guy could come back was clearly a fucking moron, he belongs in a psych ward, not on an addictive video game.
One day i'll make a valacircus alt and kill Ulric and Dorianna. That will be the greatest log of all time.
This is retarded.
Log title should have been 'at last...'
Thank you Exley. But notice that Atlas joined the guild after I did. I did plan to riot in the future, but when i noticed who he was (when we were discussing music)- and consequently made it public - i realized that doing it with him would be way funnier.
So, is Atlas still in the guild? :p
I have mixed feelings about this log.
Part of me can't help but admire the patience and con-artistry that Slythe used to get his kill. Another part of me hates the fact that it happened to someone in my guild. I remember when Tiresias joined some guild and waited for several months to kill some elusive, inactive player. I admired the effort it took him, just as I admire the effort it took you, Slythe.
Quite frankly, the tells at the end of this log are embarassing, and reflect poorly on the guild in general. Please don't think that all of us in GB would react in such a manner. That being said, don't see this as an invitation to try this shit on me, to see how I would react. :P Betrayal sucks.
I think I almost have a reason to come back and play for an hour or something. lol?!
If I killed him in the regular way his reaction wouldn't be as funny.
Good to see him die. Well deserved.
Shame you used such gay means to get him killed.
http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/14150
Didn't die there either
Whee... I am in a log where I did not die
Oh yeah, I made a Widower joke again, I went THERE.
[new] Date: 24. Sep, 2009, 2:57:40 By: Jubal
And oh, Nibinving has swine flu :(
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's the best news i've heard all week! Funny shit. Those fucking part time Giraffe Eaters are softer than Widower's pot belly.
Why, Hirgail? Because he can deposit alot of gold to said guild.
Would that outweigh his vast number of bad qualities... Not a chance. I don't get it either. :)
GB. I understand why he was so reluctant to help his guildmates now, it's because they all hate him and he knows it. Why even be in a guild at that point?
The guy has a bit of a bodily functions obsession. Would anyone else not be shocked to find a box full of German scat and piss porn under his bed?
What guild is he in now anyways? I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would even consider letting him in a guild with his track record.
^ (OOC) Atlas: shabba jakar urban formid telling me i am insane, i mean what else would they say, that i am far above them, i think not.
I'm afraid it's not my nature to blatantly lie about things.
The hell? 'Runs finds, concludes i am quiauh'? Not even.
'Pyrrhus tells you: yeah well im quiauh and im not going to tell you shit'
Take some responsibility for your own problems, homey.
And oh, Nibinving has swine flu :(
@Cruice: if some crazy person ran up to me in the streets and started yelling in my face and pissing me off, id put them to sleep :P haha
@Lobo: man you are just hilarious! hahahahaha crazy
This log reminded me of Tireless' log.
That's already been done :(
*infiltrates Urban's guild and kills him*
You can't if they're dead. You're as crazy as Atlas!
I will.
You go tell that to the dead swine flu victims!
Swine flu isn't very deadly though :p
Mixing the 2 diseases (herk and quiauh-syndrome) could prove to be fatal.
It could be the worst thing since swine flu!
We are bad people who likes to laugh? Kind of for same reason we don't ignore you.
You all claim he is so crazy. Why not just ignore him and don't show him any attention? If some crazy person ran up to me in the streets and started yelling in my face and pissing me off. I sure as hell wouldn't stalk him and try to embarrass him. I would ignore him and move on, because arguing and harrassing him won't get anywhere. Obviously he is crazy and you are trying to take advantage of someone who can't defend themselves.
lol
Weak.
Why were all these scumbags unbanned again? Way to fucking fail.
Great log! Pure 6. And Atlas, get some help irl, and quit t2t. You need it.
Editting Fail :(
You are indeed a patient fisher! Glorious sir, just glorious!
At the very end of course, just to make sure.
tsk, replace => fernando, MythiefAlt, do not select match case! Fail my friend :(
** lg fernando
MythiefAlt the race Title (Alignment)
Last on: 12s ago. Gender: male
Wow! Smart editing!
**Some deleted chat with Esteban.
WTF?!?!?!?
In their mouths, to be more specific.
don't feel bad Urban, he gave me the nickname of zaelliar which i've yet to decode or get an explanation from him as to why. I wish you could of got more entertaining tells from him though slythe, when I killed him on an alt he went off the handle for about an hour which was a priceless conversation i never saved, not only does he seem to have an obsession with A2M as you said formid but he talks a lot about pissing on people which is also quite strange...
First of all, new respect has been found for Tevildo.
So many amusing moments in this log.. Atlas being a completely fucking worthless guildmate, him saying 'he doesn't have time for that' when he MUDs 24/7, him talking about how HE WAS ALWAYS SO NICE TO EVERYONE WHY DO THEY HATE HIM. He's so fucking delusional, get carried off to the psych ward already.
I don't understand what you're saying but it's really cute that you're trying so hard to give me nicknames... it really is.
As for me being online a lot, hrm. Since you're online 24/7 I'm sure you can legend me every now and then to see if I'm online and aging I mean let's be honest since you're online all the time you would bump into me every now and then right? And therefore I wouldn't be able to hide from you.
Now why don't you go ask another fellow mudder for his/her real life address so you can pay them a visit with your badass chainsaw or shotgun or whatever you use to threaten people with.
Wow, someone really needs to take some valium, same someone seems to have an unhealthy obsession with A2M as well.
Interestingly, the log shows someone basically being a douche, the comments section shows the other guy being a douche, kinda fitting/
Well done.
threatening? i did no such thing urbanalies
mudding 24/7? hardly urbanalies, 3rd fail; [tip:] what's a coward bitch more then some self deluding piece of no real life personality at all having nerd, telling itself logging out and in each 4hrs like <O> and yurself do all the time, to not show your real log in times, trying to mislead your own pathetic self only while attempting to keep the truth about your own nerd self hidden from others, is far far less pathetic? There's a 'real' coward nerd creature for ya, now go mix yourselves 2 fresh brown slurpies, while i crack open my first cold Atlas beer.
I wish I could stare at my mudclient 24/7 while masterbating taking up a macho persona threatening people irl when they PK me in a game?
Wow, you're my fucking idol, I wish I were you.
Back to the psycho ward you go!
ok take yer tongue from deep inside this <O> for a moment urbanal.
I said i was going to need to drink a few beers to get my thoughts away from filthy bitches like yur urbanal self on internet, i know you yourself were guzzling eagerly from the brown well of your greatest adoration, all fine with me, be his fucking guest, not mine.
You would wish you had my life and my lifestyle bitch. I can do anything when i want and how i want it.
Aight, insert back in, deeply.
Sounds like you need to be constantly drunk to take your mind away from what a fucked-up-miserable-piece-of-shit-of-a-so-called-life-mudding-24/7 that you have.
your own brasilian shitstain butthurt self ego boost needs must have increased a certain diafragma's diameter to <O> instead of <o> by now.
Am i going now and leave you to your miserable sad pathetic self, yep.. Sadly i can just see you sitting there bopping up and down telling yourself you are the greatest in front of that mirror.
Imma need a few beers to drink that image away.
Great log!
Atlas tells you: you are beyond disgusting to me, but seriously you are
really feeling great about yourself now huh. It's what you need to
keep looking in the mirror, what you need to keep going in life.
cause i hurt your filthy ego badly and put the hurt where it will
allways be: you are nothing. I know.
:(
formid, go suck some <o>
Can someone translate that last comment into english for me?
first char i made since im back, tevildo the town gossiping girl runs finds, concludes i am quiauh [from way back not anymore] gossips to the shitstain on the brasilian flag, 1 sec later fernando is online sending me harrasing tells. 3mins later there's a c on that first char. reaction: ignore fernando
2nd char i have, same thing save the town gossiping girl wasnt involved. reaction: ignore fernando
3rd char cause i need privacy from harrasment as well, same frigging thing except i allready had fernando the shitstain on the brasilian flag on ignore, then he goes to comm how he cannot send tells to my char cause im on ignore no matter how hard he tries.
notice the neverending non stopping attempts to harras. after i was allowed to come back, and this being the main thing he had to stop doing. however, its all good, just keep harrasing him its allowed and fun. even some ainu will allow it.
notice the bitching whining, lieing, pleading on my helpful side, me not falling for that party invite shit 2 times. then finally im like yeah well, guildmembers should help eachoter even after all i told shitstain several times what its about and what its not about.
for some reason, no one will probably agree with me, it seems the shitstain on the brasilian flag is very very very hurt by my uber personality. and no matter what, he gots to get back at me. As ive said, i am a great person and personality you are a lousy having to hide behind shitstaining game abusing nobody alts to get your jerk on. you are what ive told you you are from day one, a filthy sewer piece of shit.
I will break you.
The fight is short, but the tells are worth reading.