Valium

Posted by
Delgaur [legacy]
Uploaded
30 November 2009 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Is contract killing really this easy now?


Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
>HP:230 EP:205>ROV
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Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
>HP:230 EP:205>ROV
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Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
>HP:230 EP:205>ROV
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You are attacked by someone!
Without warning, someone stabs you from behind!
Someone demolishes your skull, causing it to crack!
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
>HP:197 EP:205>ROV
Someone misses you.
You barely miss someone, only a few inches off-target.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w) [se]
Valium enters.
>HP:197 EP:205>ROV
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Mirkwood(n and w) [e and s]
Valium enters.
>HP:197 EP:205>ROV
Alexa tells you: a goblin backpack is now on sale as lot 95, minimum bid 108
     gold BKD lowbie love
You can't go that way!
>HP:197 EP:205>ROV
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You can't go that way!
>HP:197 EP:205>ROV
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Valium misses you.
You barely miss Valium, only a few inches off-target.
You miss Valium.
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Mirkwood(e, s, n and w) [se]
Valium enters.
>HP:197 EP:205>ROV
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:197 EP:205>ROV
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:197 EP:205>ROV
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You notice Valium sizing you up.
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The Mirkwood path(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:197 EP:205>ROV
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:186 EP:205>ROV
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Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:186 EP:205>ROV
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Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:186 EP:205>ROV
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Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:186 EP:205>ROV
Valium grazes you scraping away your flesh.
You barely miss Valium, only a few inches off-target.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:183 EP:205>ROV
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 A dark raven watches you from its perch on a log
Valium enters.
>HP:183 EP:205>ROV
The old forest road(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:183 EP:205>ROV
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Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:183 EP:205>
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Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:183 EP:205>
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Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:183 EP:205>
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Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:183 EP:205>
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Valium misses you.
You barely miss Valium, only a few inches off-target.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:183 EP:205>
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:183 EP:205>
5s
Do: starting commands.
>HP:183 EP:205>
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:183 EP:205>
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:183 EP:205>
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 An ugly orc
Valium enters.
>HP:183 EP:205>
Valium knocks you back with a powerful strike.
You barely miss Valium, only a few inches off-target.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:170 EP:205>
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:170 EP:205>
Do: Commands completed.
>HP:170 EP:205>
5s
Do: starting commands.
>HP:170 EP:205>
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:170 EP:205>
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:170 EP:205>
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:170 EP:205>
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:170 EP:205>ROV
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:170 EP:205>ROV
Do: Commands completed.
>HP:170 EP:205>ROV
Valium misses you.
You afflict Valium with unfathomable amounts of pain!
l valium
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 He is carrying:
A menacing spiked mace (wielded).
A great Dunlending shield (worn).
Sturdy armour (worn).
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
A metal necklace (worn).
A commemorative token from the Event-2004.
The 6th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
>HP:170 EP:205>ROV
You notice Valium sizing you up.
Valium misses you.
You barely miss Valium, only a few inches off-target.
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Valium is in average shape.
>HP:170 EP:205>ROV
Valium misses you.
You barely miss Valium, only a few inches off-target.
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The Plains(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:170 EP:205>ROV
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The Plains(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:170 EP:205>ROV
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The Plains(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:170 EP:205>ROV
Valium misses you.
You barely miss Valium, only a few inches off-target.
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The Plains(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:170 EP:205>ROV
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The Plains(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:170 EP:205>ROV
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The Plains(e, s, n and w)
Valium enters.
>HP:170 EP:205>ROV
You notice Valium sizing you up.
Valium knocks you back with a powerful strike.
You afflict Valium with unfathomable amounts of pain!
Ulkhilyrh enters, leading a monstrous warg.
Ulkhilyrh leaves north, leading a monstrous warg.
Valium misses you.
You stab Valium twisting the point for maximum damage!
You strike valiantly as you spear Valium painfully.
hunt valium
Valium misses you.
You barely miss Valium, only a few inches off-target.
You miss Valium.
You begin to hunt Valium.
>HP:158 EP:206>ROV
Ulkhilyrh enters, leading a monstrous warg.
Ulkhilyrh leaves south, leading a monstrous warg.
Valium misses you.
You afflict Valium with unfathomable amounts of pain!
l valium
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 He is carrying:
A menacing spiked mace (wielded).
A great Dunlending shield (worn).
Sturdy armour (worn).
A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
A metal necklace (worn).
A commemorative token from the Event-2004.
The 6th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
>HP:158 EP:206>ROV
Valium hits your shoulder, causing you to grimace in pain.
You impale Valium with the blue flames of Aiglos.
You notice Valium sizing you up.
Valium mehs.
Valium misses you.
You stab Valium twisting the point for maximum damage!
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Valium doesn't look so great.
>HP:151 EP:206>ROV
Valium hits your shoulder, causing you to grimace in pain.
You stab Valium twisting the point for maximum damage!
Valium laughs.
You notice Valium sizing you up.
Valium hits your shoulder, causing you to grimace in pain.
You impale Valium with the blue flames of Aiglos.
You grin heroically as Valium crumples before the might of Aiglos!
You notice Valium sizing you up.
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
 A Beorning warrior
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
 A Beorning warrior
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Valium is near death.
>HP:140 EP:206>ROV
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium knocks you back with a powerful strike.
You barely miss Valium, only a few inches off-target.
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
 A Beorning warrior
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium grazes you scraping away your flesh.
You pierce Valium causing a yelp of pain.
Valium leaves east.
You follow Valium east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves east.
You follow Valium east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves east.
You follow Valium east.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves east.
You follow Valium east.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
 A wild boar
Valium leaves east.
You follow Valium east.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves south.
You follow Valium south.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves south.
You follow Valium south.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves south.
You follow Valium south.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves south.
You follow Valium south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium hits your shoulder, causing you to grimace in pain.
You afflict Valium with unfathomable amounts of pain!
Valium leaves south.
You follow Valium south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves west.
You follow Valium west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves west.
You follow Valium west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves west.
You follow Valium west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves west.
You follow Valium west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves west.
You follow Valium west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves east.
You follow Valium east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves east.
You follow Valium east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves east.
You follow Valium east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium grazes you scraping away your flesh.
You pierce Valium causing a yelp of pain.
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves east.
You follow Valium east.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves east.
You follow Valium east.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium misses you.
You afflict Valium with unfathomable amounts of pain!
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
Valium leaves north.
You follow Valium north.
Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)
 Valium the dwarf Menace (Villainous)
The might of Aiglos dominates Valium before he gives in to the darkness.
You killed Valium.
    Full of glee, you raise Valium's head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Valium has died.
Now that the blood of your victim has been spilled, you may claim your gold.
This kill was an act of self-defense and therefore you cannot be reported for it.
The ghost of Valium drifts east.
play drum
You beat an entrance on your drum and sing: 
     
     Since you never gave a damn in the first place
     maybe its time you had the tables turned
     Cuz in the interset of all involved i got the problem solved
     And the verdict is - GUILTY!!!