Also a little older.
I now know who the author of those spam emails is.
Big bells massive umbrella cock unit horny staplers telephone are status getting bigger Tireless cryptic sodomy massages computer teabagging hobbits dickless rendezvous
I couldn't believe it when I heard they lost. :P
Been sayin' it. Netherlands will win the cup.
Just stopping in to say:
NED- 2
BRA- 1
Ouch.
well i said it so of course it is true and of course it makes sense
Now that was an awesome comment Draimon. Only because its so fucking true. :P
herks cant post logs because it would show them multiplaying, the rest of arda cant post a log because they are idle or golding to get to level 27, so please dont bother them with things like pk or rp.
Someone let me know when they're planning on posting a new log so we can have a release party and make the proper arrangements.
And that must have given it massive trama.
I think you should know that when I had that song memorized, I sang it to a real life llama.
here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama
duck
llama llama
cheesecake
llama
tablet
brick
potato
llama
llama llama
mushroom
llama
llama llama
duck
i was once a treehouse
i lived in a cake
but i never saw the way
the orange slayed the rake
i was only three years dead
but it told a tale
and now listen, little child
to the safety rail
did you ever see a llama
kiss a llama
on the llama
llama's llama
tastes of llama
llama llama
duck
half a llama
twice the llama
not a llama
farmer
llama
llama in a car
alarm a llama
llama
duck
is THIS how it's told now?
is it all so old?
is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob
ankle
cold
now my song is getting thin
i've run out of luck
time for me to retire now
and become a duck
-Jaron, 2008
Fuck you, you soft eared pussy. Vuvuzelas rule.
Fucking horrible Sunflash.
I logged on T2T yesterday and they had vuvuzelas.
I might name my daughter Baitlia.
If you think that's why Hirgail left, you're even more of a moron than I thought you were.
Are you serious? Bitch, you be reachin like some jive ass motherfucker.
You act like it's your first.
I ate a penis today
this log made hirgail depart from Arda permanently http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/8421
Date: 20. Jan, 2005, 8:10:20 By: Porphyria
Uberbang:(
Poor little Hirgail, you were too beautiful for this world:(
Still pretty funny:(
Date: 19. Jan, 2005, 11:42:35 By: Gabriel
if julius and raqtor were here they would get 20maned and they would shut up and leave after that. in this situation only the result (hirgail dying) counted. nothing more. pking isn't nearly as easy as it used to be. maybe if all the vials phials brewals and shitals were removed leaving only flask (the silver one wich takes 2 rounds to hit) then solo kills would be way more often. the administration made this mud the way it is, they made us resort to gangbangs like this one to do something efficient. especialy against people like oracle (a complete 0, ZERO, NULL, whatever you want) in this game because they abuse lawsys and unexperienced players to show their skill. then perhaps when we get them to level 14 and unable to actualy harm anyone, everything will be ok again. if none of us gets nuked for levelbashing.
Why, I mean most of the people. I don't want the mud to exist FOR THEIR BENEFIT, I want it to exist for mine.
escape goats on tv
Or maybe with more capital Os.
Hi everybody!
But that is only a hypothesis since it is highly elusive and never been photographed in it's native habitat.
I think a flying fuck would be more like..
zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZooooooooooooooBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPooooooooMMMMmMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!
Anyways I think that was his impression of a flying fuck.
Tireless your comment box was extended one centimeter on each side more than the others. Die.
Lol, ok Everlast.
not me though. i rap like black jesus
Tireless makes more sense than half you fuckers.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMmmmmm
that's an expression I've always found to be funny: flying fuck
Unwashed is the new uneducated? :)
He's a champion of the people until he finds out that the people could give a flying fuck and won't be throwing him a parade. Then they're just ignorant unwashed masses.
penisthinking
And this is the (penis thinking) mud you wanted to save with your (amazing) blog, Winnie??
draimon, you can't seriously think the mud got brains to find cruice after he announces on comm? they think with their penis (virtual)...
I like the part where Cruice often types ^legend blah before they're actually dead, just so if they do die he can be sure the entire mud community legends them as a ghost and before they rez. If that's not desperate for attention, I dunno what is.
and rome has a small penis
the brilliant part of this log is where you are full. with 35 hp and 60 ep. in mordor, letting everybody know you just killed gambrinus on the comm to feel good about yourself. most people would probably say LOL kewl. find cruice. CRUICE IS IN MOMRDOR, LETS GO TRY HIM REAL QUICK, AND THEN YOU WOULD GO OMG I GOT PKED BECAUSE IM A DIPSHIT THAT BRAGS ABOUT MY PK INSTEAD OF WORRYING ABOUT SURVIVING BECAUSE I CANT THINK THAT FAR AHEAD. luckily though when you are competing against like 7 people who arent idle you can get away with ^legend /_____/_, while in a danger area and 30 hp and full heals
Long live the Bethagan!
http://logs.dyndns.dk/comments.php/12467
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Date: 20. Jun, 2007, 15:50:41 By: Jasumin Remove
A guide to MUD insults.
The first and most common type of insult is that one sucks as a player because they're not as involved in the pk game. It apparently doesn't matter whether the intended victim actually sucks at the pk game or not. This is supposed to be a dire insult indeed.
Example: 'You are such a clown. Instead of whining about being killed, why don't you do something about it? You can't. You're just a pathetic newbie.'
The second type is the 'real life loser' insult. Pretty straight forward here. Oddly enough the person using this insult often has no clue about the insulted's real life. They just assume, often using stereotypes and sweeping generalizations.
Example:'You just act like that because you're ugly in real life and your father beats you with his penis.'
The third type is the Has-been/Never-was. Very similiar to the first type of insult except that a lot of times the person conceeds that the insulted was good once. Used a lot when players have been at the game a while and are less interested in T2T than they once were.
Example: 'Now, youre just someone who sits in their guild all day and runs their mouth because you wish you were half the player that Sza is.'
The fourth type is the implication that the victim has gay/bestial/incestous relations or that a female player is a whore. Alot of times it's unclear whether they mean real relations or in-game ones.
Example: 'You were too busy having buttsex with Razey, a sheep, and your own mother to know what's going on in the world of t2t'
Exhalev's last post was brilliant because it managed to hit all four of the most common MUD insults into a single post.
Of course, there's more insults...I'll get to the rest when I have a little more time.
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People like Lethe and Pallasch trash talking.
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'If you really think that's what bugs me, you're even more of an assburger than I thought.'
- Hirgail, June 2007
'You really, honestly don't believe what you type, do you Exhalev? You can't...'
- Pallasch, June 2007
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http://logs.dyndns.dk/comments.php/12467
I'm aware it's not on your list of posted logs, but the fact remains that this log has already been posted. Whether it was removed or posted by someone else, I don't know.
It's not on my list of posted logs.
You already posted this.
That would give this log an avg rating of 3, rome. And since it's a herkie log, that's unacceptable. Pure 1.
So, lets inquire about a character centric rating system:
Gambrinus - 5
Cruice - 1
Looks like Gambrinus would much rather fight than run. Solid style.