For too long have our kind been oppressed. Snatched from the ground and held captive in fat, sweaty hands. Stuffed into containers like inanimate objects. Tossed into trash cans like garbage. Subjected to sexual assault by fools who believe in fairy tales. I have had enough, and as your new self-declared king I mark this day as the beginning of the Frog Revolution. The peoples of Arda will see that we are capable of fighting back. That we can draw their blood as well. Soon they shall dread the sight of a frog warrior.
hahahahahahahahahahaha
what is this i don't even
I will break you.
someone catch formid and kiss him
Just managed to take down a Bree guard.
Aim : 79 Attack : 76 Awareness : 20
Defense : 25 Dodge : 87 Fire building : 0
Professional Skills:
Escaping : 17
Fly catching : 48
Hopping : 60
Spitting : 52
The spits I know, in order (I think) are:
You spit a gold coin at Half-orc, but he manages to dodge it.
You spit a gold coin at Half-orc, making him wince.
You spit a gold coin at Half-orc, hitting him and causing minor pain.
You spit a gold coin at Half-orc, causing unpleasent injury.
You spit a gold coin at Orc, hitting right in the head! Ouch!
With regards to being killed a lot, I've been caught maybe 4 times and killed, and escaped 1-2 times. All the times I've been caught are either in Bree or at the event.
I can unfrog myself now at will if I want (after 2 hours as a frog you can unfrog yourself at will).
Being kissed would suck yes, as I would lose all my skills.
Got my new hardest hit now
The full order I know is:
You swing at Half-orc, but miss.
You scratch Half-orc slightly with your toe pad.
You tap Half-orc lightly with your leg.
You smack Half-orc with your sticky tongue.
You jump at Half-orc and bite him painfully.
You launch your tongue at Half-orc, making him wince.
People think being a frog is the worst thing ever. All you really need to do is stay out of the fairgrounds and away from signposts and you're good..
Getting kissed would be the worst thing for a frog that trains up its skills. If they push the button to go frog again they'll be given a new frog type and will have to start from scratch.
You could just ask for a kiss you know...
Fire building is there because it's a common skill. Awareness is considered in escaping players when they try to catch you.
That's one mean frog. I wonder why they included awareness and firebuilding of all things. Just try camping, lol.
Common Skills:
Aim : 66 Attack : 62 Awareness : 20
Defense : 22 Dodge : 72 Fire building : 0
Professional Skills:
Escaping : 16
Fly catching : 38
Hopping : 48
Spitting : 38
At the moment, and rising
Pretty sure its already been done.
My hat's off to you. It isn't newbiekilling at all if you're just a frog! I actually imagined your skills would be a lot higher than they were, very good job. And perhaps the newb in question seriously doubted a mere frog could slay him?
Anyway, this was fun to read. In fact, the whole idea of frogs running around and KILLING PEOPLE is rather hilarious. Haha.
shabba has a point. that player must be form herkimer! well deserved death!
More like:
It looks like newbiekilling just...
*puts on sunglasses*
took a new form
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
But in all seriousness, if someone can get to level 3 I don't see how they can't realize they can kind of move a few rooms quickly to get away from some creepy frog.
newbiekilling just took a new step
PvP loophole! Light the Herkimer signal!