Brought to you, by request, from the demented, drunken mind of Arithon
The noise from the Event crowd finally lulls to a dull roar.
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A cry is heard from the Event fairgrounds.
The Event has run out of ABSINTHE! All the Irish let out a wail!
Hordes of event partygoers raise their glasses to better days.
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Bolts of lasers bounce off the walls; Colven still reigns victorious.
The power generators fail, multitudes are trampled in the panic.
Mikah, blinded, trips over the broken robots.
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Tevildo wanders to the suicide booth, finally stumped at a riddle.
Arithon slips past the hordes of men chasing him in the prison shower.
All of Eru's children are wasted - the Hangover begins.
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Addicted-to-the-Arena Cozoq scrambles to recoup some of his lost 300k.
Pretty Good and Somewhat Evil no longer rejoice together.
Uruk-hai set out to clean Turseg of all the color. Stupid markers.
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A strange wail is heard from Dark Arda; someone got the typo reports!
The arena pit bosses close their books, taking a hefty 150% profit.
Sila and the other Mafia junkies all shuffle off to get their fix from Bob.
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The last of the froggies go to meet Eru the One Frog.
Morwen gracefully kisses a large toad.
Daraagus grumbles "Unthematic!" at an ornery frog as he crushes it!
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Scapegoat plays Toss the Hobbit(tm) and throws a hobbit at you!
The "Save the Hobbits" campaign looks around fearfully.
Heru calmly rips the Hobbit's head off. End of Hobbit.
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Salmar wrangles Carforgoth. Shelob prepares for a nice meal.
Carforgoth burns down the arena. Sorry. Insurance will cover it.
The Fellowship picks his bones out of the ashes.
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Finally sated, drunkards do as drunkards will and pass out.
The rave transforms into a snoring mob.
Khelban puckers up, waiting for one final kiss. Ayal happily complies.
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The wheel goes spinning out of control, nearly coming loose.
Most get leprosy for 5d, except for Jaren who is suddenly sober.
Glaurung eats the wheel, burping up a few accidental tourists.
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Montog takes a last drink, lamenting the loss of the deadly sledge.
Unable to nail a duck, Mathias settles for nuking Ravathir. Again.
Gambrinus dodges another hardban, fleeing with his Event badges.
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Explorers run through their dungeons, hacking and slashing with fury.
Tuned blades hum as the adventurers reach the last room.
Galuf eagerly waits, holding a pie in each hand.
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The sound of a heavenly choir suddenly echoes from above!
Luthien wants to sing along but instead lets out a croak and blushes.
Many Ardans look downward. Some are smarter and look skyward.
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A bright warm light shines from above as the voice of Eru sings:
"Behold the Event, and what you have wrought,
For with every Party, there is a Hangover,
and with every Hangover a Party!"