Hello Felk, ------- Eamon tells you: Carack-Amarth, the axe of doom sold to Felk for 7000 gold. Zaran gets a walking staff from a leather scout ruck. Eamon tells you: Zaran's auction package going twice for 7500 gold. Zaran removes a leather scout ruck. Zaran auctions a leather scout ruck. Alexa tells you: a leather scout ruck is now on sale as lot 16, minimum bid 150 gold Zaran drops a large mixed meat pie from an iridescent black cloak. Zaran drops a large mixed meat pie from an iridescent black cloak. Zaran drops a large mixed meat pie from an iridescent black cloak. Zaran smiles. ^ (OOC) Flyden: Felk?! Zaran removes an iridescent black cloak. Zaran auctions an iridescent black cloak. Alexa tells you: an iridescent black cloak is now on sale as lot 17, minimum bid 150 gold ^ (OOC) Flyden: I should've push up to 8k Zaran auctions a walking staff. Alexa tells you: a walking staff is now on sale as lot 18, minimum bid 100 gold Eamon tells you: New bid of 8000 gold for lot #13 "Zaran's auction package" received. Felk enters. Felk leaves out. HP:230 EP:136> Felk enters. HP:230 EP:134> Felk leaves out. HP:230 EP:134> Eamon lets Zaran handle Carack-Amarth, the axe of doom. i Gold: 177 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *A leather scout ruck (open) (worn). *A black ruby shield (worn). *A hooded chainmail shirt (worn). *A formal black tabard (worn). *A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn). *A metal necklace (worn). *The 11th Two Towers EVENT! badge. *A small sewing kit. HP:230 EP:134> Agramon enters. trigger picks up an item from auction. todo steal carack-amarth from felk The next time you see 'picks up an item from auction.', you will do: 'steal carack-amarth from felk'. HP:230 EP:133> Eamon tells you: New bid of 9000 gold for lot #13 "Zaran's auction package" received. HP:230 EP:133> Felk enters. Lug enters. Lug leaves out. Lug enters. Zaran returns Carack-Amarth, the axe of doom to Eamon. Felk picks up an item from auction. Triggered! doing: steal carack-amarth from felk You steal Carack-Amarth, the axe of doom! HP:230 EP:112> Lug gives Felk some gold coins. wield axe You scream an ear-splitting battle cry as you wield your axe! You wield your Carack-Amarth. HP:230 EP:111> g The auction house(out) Lug the uruk-hai Master Sniffer Felk the uruk-hai Animule (Drunk) Agramon Seregorhin the uruk-hai Reaper A large mixed meat pie [3] Zaran Yawbisiktirgit the easterling Mage of Darkness A trash can Eamon, a proud auctioneer HP:230 EP:111> yawn You yawn. Your movement reveals you. HP:230 EP:111> g The auction house(out) Lug the uruk-hai Master Sniffer Felk the uruk-hai Animule (Drunk) Agramon Seregorhin the uruk-hai Reaper A large mixed meat pie [3] Zaran Yawbisiktirgit the easterling Mage of Darkness A trash can Eamon, a proud auctioneer HP:230 EP:111> s hi felk You say in Westron: hi felk HP:230 EP:112> i Gold: 177 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: Carack-Amarth, the axe of doom (wielded). *A leather scout ruck (open) (worn). *A black ruby shield (worn). *A hooded chainmail shirt (worn). *A formal black tabard (worn). *A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn). *A metal necklace (worn). *The 11th Two Towers EVENT! badge. *A small sewing kit. HP:230 EP:112> Felk says in Westron: you turd rotfl You roll on the floor laughing. --- back to my room --- An inn(sw, e, s, n and u) Ocieric, the innkeeper HP:230 EP:162> u An inn room(d) another something here- something - here A trash can HP:230 EP:163> score Mello the uruk-hai Tiny HP: 230/230 END: 163/230 Avg. Stats: 100 Quests done: 28 Current exp: 2552419 (for 1.3 extra levels) Total exp: 3898717 Strength: 100 Agility: 100 Charisma: 100 Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 100 Level 20 thief, 37d 3h 5m 20s old. HP:230 EP:163> g The commander wants to see you, you are accused of stealing from Felk. You have 1 hour to report to the nearest commander and enter your plea. HP:230 EP:163> The commander wants to see you, you are accused of stealing from Felk. You have 1 hour to report to the nearest commander and enter your plea. HP:230 EP:164> The commander wants to see you, you are accused of stealing from Felk. You have 1 hour to report to the nearest commander and enter your plea. Eamon tells you: Zaran's auction package going once for 9000 gold. ^ (OOC) Felk: thanks mello Zaran tells you: gave it back? :) Eamon tells you: Zaran's auction package going twice for 9000 gold. tell zaran lol you kidding me You tell Zaran: lol you kidding me HP:230 EP:169> ^thank you felk :p ^ (OOC) Mello: thank you felk :p HP:230 EP:164> g An inn room(d) A trash can HP:230 EP:164> -- go to court A one-room courthouse(s) HP:230 EP:165> plead You have these three accusations, with the first received appearing first: #1: You have been accused of stealing from Felk. #2: You have been accused of stealing from Felk. #3: You have been accused of stealing from Felk. Choose the accusation you would like to plead to, or (a)bort: 1 #1: You have been accused of stealing from Felk. How do you plead? [(g)uilty, (n)ot guilty, or (c)ancel] : g The commander says: 'We must have order in our ranks to conquer! I see I'll have to teach you to focus on the real enemy. Of course, given the proper monetary incentive I could be persuaded not to beat you to death'. You have 2 hours to pay your fine of 1133 gold. You have these two accusations, with the first received appearing first: #1: You have been accused of stealing from Felk. #2: You have been accused of stealing from Felk. Choose the accusation you would like to plead to, or (a)bort: n There is no such accusation. Please re-enter your choice. Choose the accusation you would like to plead to, or (a)bort: 1 #1: You have been accused of stealing from Felk. How do you plead? [(g)uilty, (n)ot guilty, or (c)ancel] : n The commander throws out the false accusations against you by Felk. #1: You have been accused of stealing from Felk. How do you plead? [(g)uilty, (n)ot guilty, or (c)ancel] : n The commander throws out the false accusations against you by Felk. HP:230 EP:166> report Please enter your report. Please use these codes: 1 - Attempted Theft 2 - Theft 3 - Attempted Murder 4 - Murder 5 - False Report, falsely accused of a crime q - quit without reporting What crime has been committed? [#] : 5 Who committed the violation? : felk You wish to report Felk for false report Is this information correct? [y/n] y The commander grunts and yells: 'Have Felk report at once! If there's truth to this, there will be hell to pay'. HP:230 EP:166> report Please enter your report. Please use these codes: 1 - Attempted Theft 2 - Theft 3 - Attempted Murder 4 - Murder 5 - False Report, falsely accused of a crime q - quit without reporting What crime has been committed? [#] : 5 Who committed the violation? : felk You wish to report Felk for false report Is this information correct? [y/n] y The commander grunts and yells: 'Have Felk report at once! If there's truth to this, there will be hell to pay'. -- You get 672 gold from Felk. -- from falses HP:230 EP:166> i Gold: 117 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *Carack-Amarth, the axe of doom (wielded). *A leather scout ruck (open) (worn). *A black ruby shield (worn). *A hooded chainmail shirt (worn). *A formal black tabard (worn). *A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn). *A metal necklace (worn). *The 11th Two Towers EVENT! badge. *A small sewing kit. HP:230 EP:166> check all You have committed: * 9 Thefts. * 67 Attempted murders. * 16 Murders. * 3 False reports. You owe 1133 gold in fines. There is 217 gold for you. Felk has not reported to the commander yet. HP:230 EP:166> Felk enters. lol You laugh out loud. HP:230 EP:167> Felk says in Westron: your stupid Felk looks at you. s you covered half of the fine Eamon tells you: Zaran's auction package sold to Katya for 9000 gold. --> wooo! You say in Westron: you covered half of the fine HP:230 EP:167> i Gold: 117 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *Carack-Amarth, the axe of doom (wielded). *A leather scout ruck (open) (worn). *A black ruby shield (worn). *A hooded chainmail shirt (worn). *A formal black tabard (worn). *A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn). *A metal necklace (worn). *The 11th Two Towers EVENT! badge. *A small sewing kit. HP:230 EP:167> s you are stupid You say in Westron: you are stupid -- going to FR alexas -- HP:230 EP:160> An old armoury(n) A trash can Alexa, the auctioneer HP:230 EP:160> Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:160> You slip into the shadows and try to look like nothing. HP:230 EP:140> The next time you see 'picks up an item', you will do: 'steal package from Katya'. HP:230 EP:140> You're already hiding, don't give yourself away! HP:230 EP:140> Zaran tells you: you cant steal packages? tell zaran will check You tell Zaran: will check HP:230 EP:139> tell zaran is it still at auction You tell Zaran: is it still at auction HP:230 EP:138> daytime It is mid morning in Middle-earth. HP:230 EP:138> Grimlod enters. Grimlod picks up an item from auction. Triggered! doing: steal package from Katya There's no one here by that name. HP:230 EP:138> Zaran tells you: she didnt pick up tell zaran ok You tell Zaran: ok HP:230 EP:136> Agramon tells you: that is shitty dude Grimlod leaves north. tell agramon lol that was pwnage You tell Agramon: lol that was pwnage HP:230 EP:134> Katya enters. Katya picks up an item from auction. Triggered! doing: steal package from Katya You steal Zaran's auction package! -- back to my room to stash the goods -- HP:230 EP:90> tell dekker stole radiants :P You tell Dekker: stole radiants :P HP:230 EP:90> tell dekker im fucking monster You tell Dekker: im fucking monster HP:230 EP:91> Dekker tells you: lol i just typed tell monster Dekker tells you: who from? %% Felk: I hope you die of testicular cancer -- not really nice... %who %% Mello: who HP:230 EP:91> The box you are holding suddenly falls apart and its contents fall on the ground. g An inn room(d) A radiant steel helm A pair of radiant steel gauntlets A pair of radiant steel pants A radiant mithril shirt Carack-Amarth, the axe of doom xxx yyy A trash can HP:230 EP:91> i Gold: 117 Encumbrance: unencumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *A xxx *A xxx *A xxxx *A formal black tabard (worn). *A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn). *A metal necklace (worn). *The 11th Two Towers EVENT! badge. *A small sewing kit. HP:230 EP:91> %% Felk: you duh HP:230 EP:91> er hist Last 40 comms are: [1] [12:04] %% Varaghul: Ansgar inside. [2] [12:22] %% Felk: I hope you die of testicular cancer [3] [12:22] %% Mello: who [4] [12:22] %% Felk: you duh HP:230 EP:93> er report Syntax: er report HP:230 EP:93> er report 2 You are about to report the following comm as being unsuitable: [04/10/11 12:22] %% Felk: I hope you die of testicular cancer Are you sure you wish to do this? [y/n] y You have successfully reported this comm.  A new law report has been added for you, detailing this incident. The law report is 4150. Keep an eye on it, as the Power of Law may ask you more about this and you may be required to comment more on the matter. Refer to 'help law' for details on how to use the law command. -- now paying up for the goodies -- A one-room courthouse(s) HP:230 EP:107> Gold: 2617 Encumbrance: severely encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *Carack-Amarth, the axe of doom (wielded). *A pair of radiant steel pants (worn). *A pair of radiant steel gauntlets (worn). *A radiant steel helm (worn). *A radiant mithril shirt (worn). *A xxx *A xxxx *A formal black tabard (worn). *A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn). *A metal necklace (worn). *The 11th Two Towers EVENT! badge. *A small sewing kit. HP:230 EP:107> pay all You pay 2211 in fines. You do not have any fines. HP:230 EP:107> -- HP:230 EP:98> er hist Last 40 comms are: [1] [12:04] %% Varaghul: Ansgar inside. [2] [12:22] %% Felk: I hope you die of testicular cancer [3] [12:22] %% Mello: who [4] [12:22] %% Felk: you duh [5] [12:24] %% Felk: oh well [6] [12:24] %% Mello: I dont understand you felk [7] [12:24] %% Mello: seriously [8] [12:25] %% Mello: you got outplayed and paid 7k+ for an axe, you got it stolen, then you reported 4 times, got 3 false reports, fine being 1k to me prolly 800g for you [9] [12:25] %% Mello: and after all that you do this er comm and get law reported? [10] [12:25] %% Mello: damn.. --