As I was searching my email for something, I stumbled upon this little gem that Summit emailed me 7th of Oct 2004. Posted for enjoyment and reminiscing.
^ Summit: The Niggar family is on.
HP:230 EP:225 Janika tells you: hahahahahahahaha
Janika tells you: you'll get warned for that :p
Janika tells you: what is "the niggar family" anyway
tell janika Heh
You tell Janika: Heh
HP:230 EP:227 ^ Serex: What'd you say?
^ Tavor: Oh, whoops.
tell janika Chappell Show
You tell Janika: Chappell Show
HP:230 EP:227 ^ Tavor sorry.
Janika tells you: haha, serex being black :P
tell janika Sketch
You tell Janika: Sketch
HP:230 EP:228 ^ Melkor: wtf was that?
tell janika Family with the last name Niggar
You tell Janika: Family with the last name Niggar
HP:230 EP:228 ^ Chord: you said 'wtf'
^ Janika: it's a sketch on chapelles show
tell janika White guys
You tell Janika: White guys
HP:230 EP:229 ^ Chord: giggle
tell janika Funny shit
You tell Janika: Funny shit
HP:230 EP:229 tell janika "Look at that little Nigga!"
You tell Janika: "Look at that little Nigga!"
HP:230 EP:229 tell janika And its just their last name.
Janika tells you: haha
You tell Janika: And its just their last name.
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Crusaderr: the best chapelle show skit still is the
I'm Rick James Bitch
segment
tell janika And..
You tell Janika: And..
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Frippi bows like a drunk pirate to.
tell janika "That is one lazy Nigga."
You tell Janika: "That is one lazy Nigga."
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Crusaderr: that had me laughing my ass of for like 15 minutes
^ Janika: it's all fun and games until the butt of the joke dies :p
^ Crusaderr: off rather
tell janika You just have to watch it dammit.
You tell Janika: You just have to watch it dammit.
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Frippi: Butt?
legend serex
Serex Daedin the dwarf Insomniac (Impartial)
On for: 28m 36s Gender: male
Age: 31d 10h 53m 38s
Serex has recorded a life story.
Info: American Botanist, California Grown (Unit Eternal)
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Crusaderr: the only thing that's bad about the
chapelle show is the rap
at the end :P
^ Janika: rick james is turning in his cocaine laden grave
^ Crusaderr: if those stories about what he did to Charlie and Eddie
Murphy are true, that's just hillarious
^ Melkor: hrm. well, skit on chapelle or not - you would be ill advised
to push the language envelope here.
^ Me?
^ Summit: Me?
HP:230 EP:225 ^ Melkor: no, the other dope saying Niggar.
^ Melkor: of course you.
^ Piotyr: yeah you, stfu
^ I see.
^ Summit: I see.
HP:230 EP:221 ^ Frippi: I'm Rick James, bitch!
tell melkor Niggar?
You tell Melkor: Niggar?
HP:230 EP:222 tell melkor Not even spelled right.
You tell Melkor: Not even spelled right.
HP:230 EP:222 tell melkor Bah, you just need to see the sketch:P
You tell Melkor: Bah, you just need to see the sketch:P
HP:230 EP:223 Melkor tells you: ahh, you want to test my patience
The shadows mysteriously swirl together, taking the form of Melkor.
Melkor says in Westron: fair enough
glance
Udungul Boardroom(d and s)
Melkor the Dark Lord [unholy eternal]
Piotyr James the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
A beautiful ithildin amulet
A simple leather baldric
An old leather baldric
An empty bottle
A silver staff
A padded specimen box
A small box rests upon the floor [1 vote, 1 unvoted]
The Board of the Udungul [27 notes]
HP:230 EP:223 Niliddir tells you: yer mommas a man!
Piotyr laughs.
^ Crusaderr: when Charley Murphy slaps Rick James and his head goes down
and smashes off the bar I almost pissed myself, I need that on DVD :P
tell niliddir You never sent me those aliases:P
You tell Niliddir: You never sent me those aliases:P
HP:230 EP:224 smirk
You smirk in amusement.
HP:230 EP:224 Your ability to speak has been revoked.
glance
Niliddir tells you: oh yea forgot :-p
Udungul Boardroom(d and s)
Melkor the Dark Lord [unholy eternal]
Piotyr James the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
A beautiful ithildin amulet
A simple leather baldric
An old leather baldric
An empty bottle
A silver staff
A padded specimen box
A small box rests upon the floor [1 vote, 1 unvoted]
The Board of the Udungul [27 notes]
HP:230 EP:225 Piotyr says in Westron: Hi Melkor :)
Melkor ponders something.
say Go download it or some shit.
You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: Go download it or some shit.
HP:230 EP:225 Melkor says in Westron: smirking
say Its funny.
You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: Its funny.
HP:230 EP:225 ^ Serex: I swear, I got a warning now for saying the B
word on a guild
board that nobody complained about. Now you can sit here and say the
N word all day on the comm...
Melkor says in Westron: dont care
say Over now though:(
You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: Over now though:(
HP:230 EP:226 ^ Chord: stfu bitch
oh
You oh interestedly.
HP:230 EP:226 smir
What?
HP:230 EP:226 grovel
grovel
grovel
You grovel shamelessly.
HP:230 EP:227 You grovel shamelessly.
HP:230 EP:227 You grovel shamelessly.
HP:230 EP:227 Melkor says in Westron: i said you would be ill advised
to push the
envelope, and then you wanted to be a wiseguy with me.
Melkor says in Westron: i shoudl kill you for your smirk
say Wiseguy?
You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: Wiseguy?
HP:230 EP:227 Melkor says in Westron: i think i will
^ Chord :)
^ Illumenar: that was fast chord
glance
Udungul Boardroom(d and s)
Melkor the Dark Lord [unholy eternal]
Piotyr James the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
A beautiful ithildin amulet
A simple leather baldric
An old leather baldric
An empty bottle
A silver staff
A padded specimen box
A small box rests upon the floor [1 vote, 1 unvoted]
The Board of the Udungul [27 notes]
HP:230 EP:228 ^ Chord: its aliased
Melkor calls The Black Spear, Aldagnir from the Void.
^ Illumenar: are you triggered to comm that
wince
^ Illumenar: ah thought so
You wince just from the thought of it.
HP:230 EP:228 Melkor wields his trusty spear, Aldagnir.
hmm
^ Crusaderr: he's probably got that bound to his numpad
You hmm.
HP:230 EP:228 Melkor shrugs.
Niliddir tells you: who is Annael you know?
Melkor says in Westron: 3..
Niliddir tells you: err nknow the alts?
Melkor says in Westron: 2..
Piotyr cowers in fear.
^ Frippi: Stfu, cracka!
emote has died.
get all from corpse into pack
get all from corpse
There is no corpse here.
HP:230 EP:229 There is no corpse here.
HP:230 EP:229 The hand of Eru comes down to smack you.
HP:230 EP:229 say I can't even emote.
You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: I can't even emote.
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Illumenar: Frippi, thats just as insulting you moron
Melkor says in Westron: last chance to get smart
say Melkor.
You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: Melkor.
HP:230 EP:230 Melkor pauses..
^ Frippi: As a white man, I'm not insulted at all.
^ Illumenar watches insults flood the comm.
^ Frippi: So, die.
say I didn't say a thing else on the comm.
You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: I didn't say a thing else on the comm.
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Illumenar: Oh, you're not ignoring me? damn
say I heeded your warning.
You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: I heeded your warning.
HP:230 EP:230 say And took your advice.
You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: And took your advice.
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Illumenar: Put me back on ignore please
say Then gave you the advice of downloading the skit.
You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: Then gave you the advice of downloading the skit.
HP:230 EP:230 Melkor says in Westron: ill spare yuou
Melkor says in Westron: dont fucking smirk at me
say I don't see how I've been a smart ass.
You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: I don't see how I've been a smart ass.
HP:230 EP:230 Autosave.
say And I'll smirk when I fucking want.
You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: And I'll smirk when I fucking want.
HP:230 EP:230 Melkor says in Westron: ill wipe your ass from existence
say Delete the semote:P
^ Illumenar: And who cares if you're not insulted, its insulting to
others.
You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: Delete the semote:P
HP:230 EP:230 ^ Crusaderr: you might not be insulted, but watch out
who you call a
cracker Widower could be listening
^ Chord: a kid said "Don't be a porch monkey" on the announcements this
morning at my HS without knowing what it meant.
Melkor nods.
glance
say But
Udungul Boardroom(d and s)
Melkor the Dark Lord [unholy eternal]
Piotyr James the dunlending Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
A beautiful ithildin amulet
A simple leather baldric
An old leather baldric
An empty bottle
A silver staff
A padded specimen box
A small box rests upon the floor [1 vote, 1 unvoted]
The Board of the Udungul [27 notes]
HP:230 EP:230 You beg for your life.
You say in Westron: But
HP:230 EP:230
A bolt of lightning descends from the heavens, and all goes dark.
As you remove the shadow sword, the magic fades.