Joker

Posted by
Greybush [legacy]
Uploaded
29 June 2011 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Running around mordor and found a thief. +2k gold and loot sold


Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision.
A robing room for generals(w, e and n)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An orc general
 An easterling general
Triggered!  doing: hunt Joker
HP:210 EP:164->
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You begin to hunt Joker.
HP:210 EP:164->
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Joker leaves east.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Joker
You follow Joker east.
A sitting room for generals(w, ne and s)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 A haradrim general
You are already hunting Joker!
HP:210 EP:164->
 === (camo) ===
Joker leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Joker
You follow Joker west.
A robing room for generals(w, e and n)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An orc general
 An easterling general
You are already hunting Joker!
HP:210 EP:161->
 === (camo) ===
Joker leaves east.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Joker
You follow Joker east.
A sitting room for generals(w, ne and s)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 A haradrim general
You are already hunting Joker!
HP:210 EP:161->
 === (camo) ===
Joker leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Joker
You follow Joker west.
A robing room for generals(w, e and n)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An orc general
 An easterling general
You are already hunting Joker!
HP:210 EP:158->
 === (camo) ===
Joker leaves east.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Joker
You follow Joker east.
A sitting room for generals(w, ne and s)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 A haradrim general
You are already hunting Joker!
HP:210 EP:156->
 === (camo) ===gl Joker

Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)

This person has the air of a scholar.
 He is carrying:
The cloak of shadows (worn).
Black plate gauntlets (worn).
A golden amulet (worn).
A golden amulet (worn).
A pair of leggings (worn).
A stamped staying-permit.
A crystalline shield (worn).
An emerald-encrusted helmet (worn).
An emerald-encrusted breastplate (worn).
A pearl inlaid scabbard containing a dark steel longsword (worn).
A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn).
Triggered!  doing: hunt Joker
HP:210 EP:154->
 === (camo) ===
You are already hunting Joker!
HP:210 EP:154->
 === (camo) ===
Joker looks at Haradrim general.
Joker leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Joker
You follow Joker west.
A robing room for generals(w, e and n)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An orc general
 An easterling general
You are already hunting Joker!
HP:210 EP:151->
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A fight begins!

************************ PK ALIAS **************************

You wield your twilight dagger.
HP:210 EP:148->
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In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
You attack Joker.
You sneak up and stab Joker from behind!
A shadow suddenly envelops the surroundings.
You sink the blade into Joker's abdominal cavity.
Your movement reveals you.
You are no longer camouflaged.
HP:210 EP:98->
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You remove the twilight dagger.
You wield your Gorynytch.
HP:210 EP:98->
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You're too busy fighting!
HP:210 EP:98->
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Joker doesn't look so great.
DLSG - DLSG - DLSG  ---=Joker=---  DLSG - DLSG - DLSG
HP:210 EP:98->
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No such user or guild!
Guilds: gondor's_vengeance, gor_burzgoth, ranhoth, galadhrim,
     rangers_of_ithilien, nar-i-anor, corsairs_of_umbar, udungul,
     fellowship_of_the_rimbor-anim, beornings, aina_amarth,
     preservers_of_tharbad, durbatuluk, sons_of_ulfang, baruk_khazad-dum,
     knights_of_dol_amroth, meglivornth, valacirca, taril_haleth,
     gwaith-i-mirdain and amruin
HP:210 EP:98->
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Wield what?
HP:210 EP:98->
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You sheath the twilight dagger.
Ok.
HP:210 EP:98->
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Do: Commands completed.
HP:210 EP:98->
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Joker leaves north.
You follow Joker north.
An anteroom for generals(w, e, s and n)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 A leather-bound tome
 A quill pen
The next time you see 'something', you will do: 'something else'.
HP:210 EP:98->
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Joker misses you.
You miss Joker with a swing that would have surely slaughtered him.
Do: starting commands.
HP:210 EP:97->
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Greybush is in perfect shape.
PERFECT - PERFECT  ---=Greybush=---  PERFECT - PERFECT
HP:210 EP:97->
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Joker doesn't look so great.
DLSG - DLSG - DLSG  ---=Joker=---  DLSG - DLSG - DLSG
HP:210 EP:97->
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Do: Commands completed.
HP:210 EP:97->
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Joker leaves north.
You follow Joker north.
A guard post(w, e, s and n)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An uruk-hai guard [2]
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You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Joker.
HP:210 EP:77->
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Your neck still hurts too much to attempt to headbutt again.
HP:210 EP:77->
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Joker misses you.
You miss Joker with a swing that would have surely slaughtered him.
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Your neck still hurts too much to attempt to headbutt again.
HP:210 EP:76->
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Your neck still hurts too much to attempt to headbutt again.
HP:210 EP:76->
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You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Joker.
HP:210 EP:56->
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Joker leaves south.
You follow Joker south.
An anteroom for generals(w, e, s and n)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 A leather-bound tome
 A quill pen
Joker leaves east.
You follow Joker east.
Clan meeting room(w)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
Joker misses you.
You swing mightily, just missing Joker.
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Your neck still hurts too much to attempt to headbutt again.
HP:210 EP:55->
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Your neck still hurts too much to attempt to headbutt again.
HP:210 EP:55->
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You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Joker.
HP:210 EP:35->
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Do: starting commands.
HP:210 EP:35->
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Greybush is in perfect shape.
PERFECT - PERFECT  ---=Greybush=---  PERFECT - PERFECT
HP:210 EP:35->
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Joker doesn't look so great.
DLSG - DLSG - DLSG  ---=Joker=---  DLSG - DLSG - DLSG
HP:210 EP:35->
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Do: Commands completed.
HP:210 EP:35->
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Joker misses you.
You swing mightily, just missing Joker.
Joker leaves west.
You follow Joker west.
An anteroom for generals(w, e, s and n)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 A leather-bound tome
 A quill pen
You attack Joker.
HP:210 EP:33->
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Joker leaves north.
You follow Joker north.
A guard post(w, e, s and n)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An uruk-hai guard [2]
Joker leaves east.
You follow Joker east.
A dark hallway(w and se)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
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Joker misses you.
You hack a large cleft into Joker with a mighty swing!
Joker leaves southeast.
You follow Joker southeast.
A dark hallway(se, sw and nw)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
Do: starting commands.
HP:210 EP:32->
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Greybush is in perfect shape.
PERFECT - PERFECT  ---=Greybush=---  PERFECT - PERFECT
HP:210 EP:32->
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Joker is near death.
ND - ND - ND - ND  ---=Joker=---  ND - ND - ND - ND 
HP:210 EP:32->
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Do: Commands completed.
HP:210 EP:32->
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You are too tired for such a stunt.
HP:210 EP:32->
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You are too tired for such a stunt.
HP:210 EP:32->
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You are too tired for such a stunt.
HP:210 EP:32->
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Joker leaves southeast.
You follow Joker southeast.
A guard post(s and nw)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An uruk-hai guard [2]
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Joker misses you.
You hack a large cleft into Joker with a mighty swing!
You roar a thunderous battle-cry!
You slice through Joker with extreme determination.
Joker leaves south.
You follow Joker south.
A dark hallway(w, s and n)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
h
You are too tired for such a stunt.
HP:210 EP:30->
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Joker leaves south.
You follow Joker south.
A guard post(sw and n)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An uruk-hai guard [2]
You are too tired for such a stunt.
HP:210 EP:30->
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Joker leaves southwest.
You follow Joker southwest.
A dark hallway(sw, ne and n)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)

************************** HEALING SPAM ************************ (WASTED A BOTA BUT OH WELL)

Joker misses you.
You hack a large cleft into Joker with a mighty swing!
Joker leaves southwest.
You follow Joker southwest.
A guard post(w and ne)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An uruk-hai guard [2]
Joker leaves west.
You follow Joker west.
A large entry hall(w, sw, e, s and nw)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An orc runner
 A troll warrior [2]
 An easterling sorcerer
 An orc officer [2]
Joker wanders off into the crowd.
You follow Joker south.
A large entry hall(w, out, nw and n)
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 A troll warrior [3]
 An easterling sorcerer [2]
 An orc officer [2]
Joker falls to the ground.
Joker is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
You feel a hot fierce glow flow through you.
The pain in your body vanishes.
You feel a hot fierce glow flow through you.
The pain in your body vanishes.
You feel a hot fierce glow flow through you.
The pain in your body vanishes.
sh
Do: starting commands.
HP:210 EP:150->
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Greybush is in perfect shape.
PERFECT - PERFECT  ---=Greybush=---  PERFECT - PERFECT
HP:210 EP:150->
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Shape all what?
HP:210 EP:150->
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Do: Commands completed.
HP:210 EP:150->
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Joker is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
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    You stand in the entrance hall of the Tower of the Dark Lord.  The
sheer immensity of this room staggers you.  The floor is tiled in black
adamant, as are the walls.  Banners hang from the high, arched ceiling,
some depicting the red eye of Sauron while others are marked in the
designs of tributary kingdoms.  All around you trolls, orcs and easterlings
go about their business in this huge tower.  You begin to feel intense
fear, accompanied by a sense of being watched--but you cannot locate the
source any more accurately than that it comes from above, high up in this
massive tower.
A huge gate in the south wall leads out to the courtyard.
    The only obvious exits are west, out, northwest and north.
 Joker the dunedain Marauder (Shadowspawn of Mordor) [unconscious]
 A troll warrior [3]
 An easterling sorcerer [2]
 An orc officer [2]
HP:210 EP:150->
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Joker is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
trigger Joker todo hunt Joker
The next time you see 'Jokk
er', you will do: 'hunt Joker'.
HP:210 EP:149->
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You decide to put Joker out of his misery.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Joker
HP:210 EP:149->
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You are already hunting Joker!
HP:210 EP:149->
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    Noticing a hole in Joker's defenses, you quickly strike him,
chopping his right arm off!  The arm falls down in a fountain of blood,
while Joker looks at you stupefied.  You easily chop his second arm as
well, leaving him defenseless.
    You briefly consider cutting off Joker's legs, but take his head
instead in one swift blow.  The body makes a step forward, then drops to
the ground in a heap.
You killed Joker.
comm on
^legend Joker
    Full of glee, you raise Joker's head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Joker has died.
In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
You turn on your comm line.
HP:210 EP:149->
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^ (OOC) Greybush: legend Joker