My CV

Posted by
Winnetou [legacy]
Uploaded
05 July 2011 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Don't judge me, unban me :)

Comments

  • Author
    Winnetou [legacy]
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    11 July 2011 19:12:37

    Don't put onto me the wrongs of others. I've done my wrongs in my time :)

    I'd been on Mathias' watch for a while, and his patience was running thin when I started to 'fuck it up' and bot 24/7. It was a bit too much for them.

    But that was in October 2010, wasn't it?

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    Polk [legacy]
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    11 July 2011 16:11:29

    omg that was you Douglas? i had no idea lol. i only ignored you for 30 secs anyway just so you'd see it.

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    Hirgail [legacy]
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    11 July 2011 10:19:36

    But Jerf, you don't understand the mindset of a banned player. Let me explain:

    What? Whaaaaaat? I got banned while that cheating motherfucker got to keep playing? All I did was X! But he did Y,Z and A through to W.

    I shall email the Admins post haste and explain to them that even though I was a weird and creepy cheater, that because I was a weird and creepy cheater that I should be welcomed back into the loving arms of T2T because I spent a lot of time being a creep and a cheater.

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    Symric [legacy]
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    11 July 2011 04:40:09

    Seriously, begging to be reinstated into letting you play towers again is quite possibly the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. As if you can't find a better game to play? Then again, why would you want to play a different game when you have spent so much of your time and effort on this game, only to be considered one of the most known, yet mediocre(at best) pkers in the game...

    You're right tho, I sure will miss all those 'amazing' logs you have posted to become the top poster. I'd give you about a 1/10 ratio on logs that were actually enjoyable to read.

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    Douglas [legacy]
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    10 July 2011 22:18:24

    polk ignored me because i didnt like people comming about soccer bullshit :P

    and this website is buggy as fuck :p

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    Polk [legacy]
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    10 July 2011 16:43:19

    i once typed the wrong hb alias, got deaded and lasted a ghost for 3 years :((((

  • Author
    Winnetou [legacy]
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    10 July 2011 16:24:23

    we all make mistakes :} some last for years.

  • Author
    Polk [legacy]
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    08 July 2011 18:14:24

    lol u forgot the mp hirgail lol!

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    Douglas [legacy]
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    08 July 2011 16:44:50

    if it comes natural, go with it. dont expect him to be someone other than who he is. amuses the hell out of me :P

  • Author
    Hirgail [legacy]
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    08 July 2011 16:23:00

    No, I had a bad week that time a few months ago. All good now:)

  • Author
    Kozlodoev [legacy]
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    08 July 2011 16:17:02

    Of course now we know that after posts such as this Hirgail tries to drown his guilt in alcohol and chastises himself for being such a dick. Hirgail's still awesome though.

  • Author
    Arithon [legacy]
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    08 July 2011 15:07:47

    Hahaha!

  • Author
    Hirgail [legacy]
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    08 July 2011 13:40:07

    Your CV? Wait, are the things on that supposed to look good for you?

    Dear T2T Admins,

    I am a chronic and longtime cheater that feels totally justified in my actions because I'm so special and have gone out of my way to improve the Two Towers Community.

    Ways I have shown my adoration for The Two Towers -

    1: I have repeatedly and over the course of a decade gotten into PK wars with whichever guild my character happened to belong to at the time. During the course of these wars I went out of my way to find and abuse bugs so that I would look fucking awesome on the logs page.

    2: At any given point, after I was justifiably banned or nuked for my blatant cheating I posted many, MANY long worded rants on the logs page detailing how I should not be judged for my cheating because of (insane rambling).

    3: FUCK YOU T2T ADMINS! As I have stated on pervious occasions your mothers are whores and fathers? Goats! ALL OF THEM GOATS! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

    I think the above reasons speak for themselves and you should reconsider my ban. Otherwise, may your goat fathers be slaughtered ritualistically.

    Love forever,

    Winnepoo.

  • Author
    Winnetou [legacy]
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    07 July 2011 20:42:16

    was a bad boy

  • Author
    Quintin [legacy]
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    07 July 2011 19:59:46

    Why are you banned Winnetou?

  • Author
    Winnetou [legacy]
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    07 July 2011 02:16:51

    I did.

  • Author
    Douglas [legacy]
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    06 July 2011 22:49:22

    im sure if you just apologize and stop whoring people for references, they'd probably let you play again.

  • Author
    Winnetou [legacy]
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    06 July 2011 18:38:20

    i r love you, hugs and kisses from an old corsair :)))

    do some whining to the powers on my behalf \;p xxx

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    Norin [legacy]
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    06 July 2011 18:26:37

    I r allow u to in to too!

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    Gendor [legacy]
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    06 July 2011 17:49:40

    btw winni i allow you to in to cou :P

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    Kelevra [legacy]
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    06 July 2011 16:52:43

    I helped him kill Chimaera in that war:P

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    Etrius [legacy]
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    05 July 2011 22:14:17

    You were also, if I recall correctly, killing CoU (as Winnetou) at some point. Funny how things change. During the RoI/CoU conflict, you were the only member they had that actually did anything. Have you mailed the administration about coming back?

  • Author
    Eaoden [legacy]
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    05 July 2011 21:27:56

    Winnetou you should post your 'BEORNINGS IS MINE' rant.

  • Author
    Winnetou [legacy]
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    05 July 2011 19:17:08

    They never wanted me back afterwards, for some reason :P They thought I was my brother or something. And my brother had happened to talk some bad things to Annadur or something, perhaps? I don't remember exactly. They seemed to think I was nuts or something. Can you imagine?!?! Me. :R

  • Author
    Winnetou [legacy]
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    05 July 2011 19:16:08

    In oldie oldie (semi) times.

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    Etrius [legacy]
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    05 July 2011 14:12:47

    Hah, I forgot you were in CoU.

  • Author
    Winnetou [legacy]
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    05 July 2011 11:07:24

    I should have been more accurate - several characters with over 130 deaths, - but I felt ashamed

  • Author
    Norin [legacy]
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    05 July 2011 08:04:39

    I love the achievements. Haha.

  • Author
    Polk [legacy]
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    05 July 2011 04:56:08

    <3 douglas

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    Douglas [legacy]
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    05 July 2011 04:05:23

    you shut your fucking mouth arithon

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    Arithon [legacy]
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    05 July 2011 02:51:11

    MUDs boring, Winnetou. You need to come back.