Heh, I saw once about the whole getting away with murder thing... so i tried it.
Someone wrestles you to the ground and slaps a pair of handcuffs on your wrists...You kind of enjoy it. A big wagon pulls up, and you are forced inside by three very large guards. The doors slam shut, leaving you alone with your thoughts as the truck speeds along toward the prison. You notice the wagon screeching to a halt, and the guards drag you out by your hair. You are strip-searched and deloused...most unpleasant. Finally, they lead you down a long hall to your cell, where you will await sentencing. A tear comes to your eye as the door slams shut. Three dirt walls, and a set of steel bars...In the room you see a sink, a toilet, and a bed. The walls seem like they are closing in on you.... I hope you didn't have any pressing appointments. The out door is locked. The only obvious exit is out. wanted You have 51 minutes and 51 seconds to answer a subpoena for murdering Heidi. You have 59 minutes and 14 seconds to answer a subpoena for attempting to murder Sophia. You have 42 minutes and 4 seconds to answer a subpoena for murdering Kroushl. You have 50 minutes to answer a subpoena for attempting to murder Oleo. You have 32 minutes and 54 seconds to answer a subpoena for attempting to murder Zoind. You have 19 minutes and 48 seconds to answer a subpoena for attempting to murder Zoind. You have 6 minutes and 47 seconds to answer a subpoena for stealing from Zoind. You have 44 minutes and 37 seconds to answer a subpoena for attempting to murder Raen. You have 53 minutes and 12 seconds to answer a subpoena for attempting to murder Zantraz. You have 43 minutes and 56 seconds to answer a subpoena for attempting to murder Raen. You have 1 hours, 49 minutes and 3 seconds to pay 297 gold in fines. You have 1 hours, 50 minutes and 23 seconds to pay 157 gold in fines. You have 35 minutes and 34 seconds to pay 351 gold in fines. You have 1 hours, 39 minutes and 24 seconds to pay 299 gold in fines. You have 35 minutes and 16 seconds to pay 432 gold in fines. You have 35 minutes and 18 seconds to pay 273 gold in fines. You have 35 minutes and 20 seconds to pay 221 gold in fines. You are wanted for another 23 hours, 59 minutes and 46 seconds. HP:166 EP:180> Alexa tells you: Oliphaunt tusk is now on sale as lot 131, minimum bid 150 gold vgc, unall Powerslave tells you: lets see it The guard takes you to a courtroom, with The Judge sitting high above you behind his desk. You feel quite small in this big place. The Judge says: I hate scum like you. The Judge raises your fine. The Judge yells: Get back to your cell now! You are rudely escorted back to your cell and the bars closed. Your fine is now 2433 gold. You are informed that all of your bank accounts have been closed and the money delivered to the courts. The Torture Master, a tall man dressed in all black, enters the room. The Torture Master drags you to his torture chamber. The Torture Master cackles insanely. The Torture Master takes all of your gold and grabs his whip. The Torture Master grins very evilly. The Torture Master whips you until your strength is gone. You are bleeding and feel very weak. The Torture Master smiles and releases you. Alexa tells you: light-weight elven chainmail is now on sale as lot 132, minimum bid 120 gold vgc, unall score Jen the silvan Gangster (Impartial) HP: 167/180 END: 0/180 Exp: 164869 Avg. Stats: 62 Strength: 31 Agility: 87 Charisma: 84 Constitution: 82 Coordination: 45 Intelligence: 45 Level 14 thief, 17d 5h 43m 54s old. HP:167 EP:0> skills Common Skills: Aim : 100 Attack : 53 Awareness : 24 Defense : 40 Dodge : 52 Fire building : 18 Riding : 58 Professional Skills: Other Skills: Appraisal : 11 Assassination : 39 Locksmith : 20 Deception : 3 Stealth : 46 Disguise : 39 Theft : 59 Stalking : 15 HP:168 EP:1> The lights flicker and dim. You hear screaming from down the hall. wanted You have not been subpoenaed. You have no fines pending. You are not wanted. HP:168 EP:1>