Like Daywalker would say "talked too much shit". Oh, and contract, FRA, randomkiller, and what-not. After this kill, Daywalker was asking people to law report Jakob for being Gizmalin, seeing that he was using TD + cleaver (everybody knows that was a typical Gizmalin trademark). For some inexplicable and incomprehensive reason, Jakob never was nuked for being Gizmalin. I could swear this guy even used poison in his pks, just like Gizmalin. What has the world come to? Posting for Jakob.
Most of the times I didn't bother getting armour because whenever I managed to actually find a FRA outside of GH, I'd only have one shot since as soon as I had attacked they'd go sit in GH instead of locking me, solo assassin, up. Yes. Very fun fights was had, of course. The doors of Isengard(e, s, n, enter and w) HP:230 EP:156> Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:156> You don't see that here. HP:230 EP:156> enter e The entrance to Isengard(e and out) HP:230 EP:156> nw The entrance to Isengard(nw and w) HP:230 EP:156> The tower of Orthanc(se) Treebeard the Ent stands on watch here HP:230 EP:156> l window You gaze up to the dark shuttered window and wonder about what secrets it holds within. As you stare longer you find your- self transfixed by it, and suddenly hear a gentle voice calling to you: Jakob, come to me. Compelled by the gentle complexity of the voice you begin walking up the steps to the door of Orthanc. Faintly in the distance of your mind you hear the shouts of Treebeard, but they are lost upon you. Slowly the door opens and you enter the tower of Orthanc. HP:230 EP:156> u The top of the tower(d) Grima Wormtongue mumbles in the corner HP:230 EP:156> ask assassin about hits You ask Wormtongue about hits. Kill *Colven to get 2000 gold. Kill *Scythain to get 3000 gold. Kill *Katya to get 3000 gold. Kill *Bratti to get 4000 gold. Your movement reveals you. HP:230 EP:156> You are no longer camouflaged. claim contract on bratti You promise to kill Bratti and are handed a contract. HP:230 EP:95> Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) Jakob the dwarf Defender (Demonic) HP: 230/230 END: 95/230 Avg. Stats: 100 Quests done: 28 Current exp: 1226067 (45% for level) Total exp: 1227931 Strength: 100 Agility: 100 Charisma: 100 Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 100 Level 19 assassin, 17h 51m 54s old. You are extending your vision and camouflaged. HP:230 EP:95> find bratti Paradox tells you: samep place Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) HP:230 EP:95> Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) HP:230 EP:95> Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:95> Your find attempt fails. HP:230 EP:85> find bratti Your find attempt fails. HP:230 EP:75> find bratti Bratti is in Rhovanion at the Wilderness. Triggered! doing: hunt bratti In the wilderness, direction: northwest HP:230 EP:55> There is no such living object here. HP:230 EP:55> n w Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) HP:230 EP:54> n Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) HP:230 EP:54> w Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) HP:230 EP:54> Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) A large whitetailed buck HP:230 EP:54> n Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) Bratti the dwarf Deathmaster (Heroic) A large tree that seems to move towards you Triggered! doing: hunt bratti HP:230 EP:54> w You begin to hunt Bratti. HP:230 EP:54> Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) HP:230 EP:54> s Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) <moss-spiked healspam> n HP:230 EP:230> e Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) HP:230 EP:230> l n Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) Bratti the dwarf Deathmaster (Heroic) A large tree that seems to move towards you Triggered! doing: hunt bratti HP:230 EP:229> You begin to hunt Bratti. HP:230 EP:229> This is Fangorn Forest, an ancient and eerie place that has withstood the test of time. Few know of the ancient horrors that lurk in this place. It is said that the trees themselves are evil. The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are east, south, north and west. Bratti the dwarf Deathmaster (Heroic) A large tree that seems to move towards you Triggered! doing: hunt bratti HP:230 EP:229> You are already hunting Bratti! HP:230 EP:229> Bratti bashes Huorn with the hilt of the sword. Huorn grazes Bratti. Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) A large bristle haired boar HP:230 EP:228> l bratti You don't see that here. HP:230 EP:227> s Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) Bratti the dwarf Deathmaster (Heroic) A large tree that seems to move towards you Triggered! doing: hunt bratti HP:230 EP:227> You begin to hunt Bratti. HP:230 EP:227> l bratti Bratti misses Huorn. Huorn misses Bratti. A dark scar has been burned into Bratti's palm. Bratti has the look of a seasoned adventurer. He is carrying: A gleaming runed blade (wielded). A studded leather baldric (worn). A great tower shield (worn). A beautiful set of mithril mail (worn). An Orc courier pack (worn). A piece of cloth. A beautiful, albeit empty pipe. A glass flute. A metal necklace (worn). Triggered! doing: hunt bratti HP:230 EP:227> You are already hunting Bratti! HP:230 EP:227> s Bratti bashes Huorn with the hilt of the sword. Triggered! doing: hunt bratti Huorn misses Bratti. You are already hunting Bratti! - HP:230 EP:225> Jakob is in perfect shape - - Bratti doesn't look so great - - Huorn is near death - HP:230 EP:225> Bratti hacks Huorn taking off several layers of skin! Triggered! doing: hunt bratti Huorn misses Bratti. n You are already hunting Bratti! HP:230 EP:224> Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) A large bristle haired boar HP:230 EP:224> s Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) Bratti the dwarf Deathmaster (Heroic) A large tree that seems to move towards you Triggered! doing: hunt bratti HP:230 EP:223> You begin to hunt Bratti. HP:230 EP:223> Bratti bashes Huorn with the hilt of the sword. Triggered! doing: hunt bratti Huorn misses Bratti. do drink mixed potion,2wear ring from cloak,hold cleaver,wield twilight dagger,backstab bratti,wield cleaver You are already hunting Bratti! HP:230 EP:222> Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:222> You put your lips to the potion and gulp it all down. You feel more aware of the tactics of battle. HP:230 EP:230> You relax your breathing and focus on matters ahead. You wear a shimmering silver-quartz ring. HP:230 EP:229> Your worries melt away as the power of the ring courses through your body. You wear a shimmering silver-quartz ring. HP:230 EP:228> You hold a big razor-sharp meat cleaver. Your movement reveals you. You are no longer camouflaged. HP:230 EP:228> You wield your twilight dagger. HP:230 EP:228> You attack Bratti. You sneak up and stab Bratti from behind! A shadow suddenly envelops the surroundings. You sink the blade into Bratti's abdominal cavity. HP:230 EP:178> You sheath the twilight dagger. You switch your grip to two hands. You wield your meat cleaver. HP:230 EP:178> Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:178> Bratti leaves west. You follow Bratti west. Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) Bratti the dwarf Deathmaster (Heroic) Bratti stabs you, tearing muscle from the bone. Triggered! doing: hunt bratti You zip the cleaver almost past Bratti. You are already hunting Bratti! HP:203 EP:176> headbutt Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Bratti! HP:203 EP:141> k You decide to put Bratti out of his misery. Triggered! doing: hunt bratti Bratti falls to the ground. HP:203 EP:141> You are already hunting Bratti! HP:203 EP:141> k You killed Bratti. Full of glee, you raise Bratti's head, cut one of his ears and string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see. Bratti has died. Now that the blood of your victim has been spilled, you may claim your gold. Kill what? HP:203 EP:141> Suddenly you have a massive headache. tell paradox legend You tell Paradox: legend HP:203 EP:139> i Gold: 235 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *A big razor-sharp meat cleaver (wielded). *A shimmering silver-quartz ring (worn). *A shimmering silver-quartz ring (worn). *The twilight dagger. *A leather cleaver baldric (worn). *A bloodstained cloak (worn). *A metal necklace (worn). HP:203 EP:139> store cleaver You switch your grip to one hand. You remove a big razor-sharp meat cleaver. You store a big razor-sharp meat cleaver in a leather cleaver baldric. HP:203 EP:138> put ring into cloak put ring into cloak You remove a shimmering silver-quartz ring. Ok. HP:203 EP:138> You remove a shimmering silver-quartz ring. Ok. HP:203 EP:138> wear all from corpse orc courier pack : You wear an Orc courier pack. suit of mithril mail : You wear a beautiful set of mithril mail. great tower shield : You wear a great tower shield. baldric : You wear a studded leather baldric. HP:203 EP:138> Paradox tells you: FDL tell Cpt.Slow legend bratti You tell Cpt.Slow: legend bratti HP:203 EP:138> 2 some gold coins : Ok. a piece of cloth : Ok. a gleaming runed blade : Too heavy. HP:203 EP:138> l This is Fangorn Forest, an ancient and eerie place that has withstood the test of time. Few know of the ancient horrors that lurk in this place. It is said that the trees themselves are evil. The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are east, south, north and west. The ghost of Bratti The butchered remains of Bratti Triggered! doing: hunt bratti HP:203 EP:138> The ghostly figure eludes you. HP:203 EP:138> You put 471 gold in your pockets. drop cloth The ghost of Bratti drifts west. Triggered! doing: hunt bratti 2 There is no such living object here. HP:203 EP:137> Ok. HP:203 EP:137> a gleaming runed blade : Too heavy. HP:203 EP:137> Paradox tells you: what shape was he i Gold: 706 Encumbrance: severely encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A studded leather baldric (worn). A great tower shield (worn). A beautiful set of mithril mail (worn). An Orc courier pack (worn). *The twilight dagger. *A leather cleaver baldric containing a meat cleaver (worn). *A bloodstained cloak (worn). *A metal necklace (worn). HP:203 EP:137> drop 500 gold Warning: Dropped gold cannot be recovered, if you really want to proceed, please re-type the command. HP:203 EP:137> 2 a gleaming runed blade : Too heavy. HP:203 EP:137> drop 500 gold 2 The 500 gold coins slip from your fingers, never to be seen again. HP:203 EP:137> a gleaming runed blade : Ok. You switch your grip to two hands. You wield a gleaming runed blade. HP:203 EP:136> tell paradox dlsg fade You tell Paradox: dlsg HP:203 EP:136> You are unable to match yourself to your surroundings. HP:203 EP:121> fade fade You take note of your surroundings, and begin the arduous process of matching your look, your attire, and your movements to blend into the area. After several minutes, you are able to use your skill to blend into your surroundings. HP:203 EP:91> You're already blending into your surroundings. HP:203 EP:91> remove sword You switch your grip to one hand. You remove a gleaming runed blade. HP:203 EP:91> Paradox tells you: fdl 5e Do: starting commands. HP:203 EP:89> Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) A large tree that seems to move towards you HP:203 EP:89> Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) HP:203 EP:89> Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) A large whitetailed buck HP:203 EP:89> Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) HP:203 EP:89> Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) The mutilated remains of Huorn HP:203 EP:89> Do: Commands completed. HP:203 EP:88> Paradox tells you: died on stab? Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. tell paradox stab + hb You tell Paradox: stab + hb HP:204 EP:85> Cpt.Slow tells you: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Bratti tells you: nice timing Triggered! doing: hunt bratti There is no such living object here. HP:204 EP:84> tell paradox got a graze on cleaver You tell Paradox: got a graze on cleaver HP:204 EP:83> Paradox tells you: yeah you know what i mean Bratti tells you: was writing on msn : Triggered! doing: hunt bratti There is no such living object here. HP:204 EP:82> The corpse completely rots away. tell bratti Had healing nearby? You tell Bratti: Had healing nearby? Triggered! doing: hunt bratti HP:204 EP:80> There is no such living object here. HP:204 EP:80> Paradox tells you: what was he doing tell Cpt.Slow :) You tell Cpt.Slow: :) HP:205 EP:80> trigger off Trigger deactivated. HP:205 EP:79> tell paradox killing huorns 5e 5n You tell Paradox: killing huorns HP:205 EP:78> Do: starting commands. HP:205 EP:78> Fangorn Forest(e, s, n and w) A large bristle haired boar HP:205 EP:78> Rohan Plains(e, s, n and w) A very hungry plains cat sizes you up HP:205 EP:78> Rohan Plains(e, s, n and w) A palomino horse trots across the field HP:205 EP:78> The Wold(e, s, n and w) HP:205 EP:78> The Wold(e, s, n and w) HP:205 EP:78> Do: Commands completed. HP:205 EP:78> Do: starting commands. HP:205 EP:78> The Wold(e, s, n and w) HP:205 EP:78> The Wold(e, s, n and w) HP:205 EP:78> The Wold(e, s, n and w) HP:205 EP:78> The Downs(e, s, n and w) HP:205 EP:78> The Downs(e, s, n and w) HP:205 EP:78> Do: Commands completed. HP:205 EP:78> 5n Do: starting commands. HP:205 EP:78> The Downs(e, s, n and w) HP:205 EP:78> The Downs(e, s, n and w) HP:205 EP:78> Rohan Plains(e, s, n and w) [ne] HP:205 EP:78> Rohan Plains(s and w) [e, nw and n] A Rohan stallion rears as he sees you approach HP:205 EP:78> You can't go that way! HP:205 EP:78> Do: Commands completed. HP:205 EP:78> Paradox tells you: lolz Bratti tells you: yeah, and guild 5 rooms away :p s Rohan Plains(e, s, n and w) [ne] HP:205 EP:76> e Rohan Plains(e, s and w) [ne and n] A very hungry plains cat sizes you up HP:205 EP:76> e e Rohan Plains(s and w) [e, nw and n] A palomino horse trots across the field This log was funny because only three days earlier, Bratti was jizzing all over the place after killing Evrawk in a two-man 70 rooms from his GH: http://logs.dyndns.dk/viewer.php/14912 http://logs.dyndns.dk/comments.php/14912