Some Christmas fun!

Posted by
Jonathan [legacy]
Uploaded
26 December 2011 00:00:00
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Misc

Merry Christmas, everybody :) Posting for Hrastan Leasbreda


Well, I saw something on auction, and I was bored. I figured I'd give this staff to somebody for Christmas, but some little  
wizard buys it! :( Watch and see what unfolds...


HP:140 EP:78 An auction house(s)
 A trash can
 Laryn, the auctioneer
HP:140 EP:76 
You tell Emdan: you're a wizard?
HP:140 EP:75 Emdan enters.
You tell Emdan: you need a hard staff!
HP:140 EP:74 Emdan picks up an item from auction.
Triggered!  doing: steal staff from emdan
You steal a living staff!
HP:140 EP:54 Emdan leaves south.
There's no one here by that name.
HP:140 EP:54 
There's no one here by that name.
HP:140 EP:53 
The next time you see 'Emdan', you will do: 'j'.
HP:140 EP:52 
Your movement reveals you.
Bree General Store(n and e)
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper
HP:140 EP:52 
North main street of Bree(n, s, w and e)
 A friendly looking local
HP:140 EP:52 
West main street of Bree(n, s, se, w and e)
 A tall green Christmas tree
 A sign with the map of Bree
 Ratty the goat
HP:140 EP:52 Emdan enters.
Triggered!  doing: j
You steal some gold coins!
HP:140 EP:33 Emdan leaves north.
You put 6 gold in your pockets.
Inside the West Gate of Bree(w and e)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
HP:140 EP:33 
West main street of Bree(n, s, se, w and e)
 A tall green Christmas tree
 A sign with the map of Bree
 Ratty the goat
HP:140 EP:33 
Emdan enters.
Triggered!  doing: j
You steal some gold coins!
HP:140 EP:13 Inside the West Gate of Bree(w and e)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
HP:140 EP:13 West Gate of Bree(n, s, nw, w and e)
 A sack
 A pipe cart
 Dorgy, a hideous man
 A strip of linen [6]
 Caramelo Ra'Inerri the dunedain Bushwhacker (Heroic)
 A town guard [2]
 A big sign
 An old wise-looking ranger
HP:140 EP:13 You put 6 gold in your pockets.
Dorgy leaves west, riding a market cart.
Inside the West Gate of Bree(w and e)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
HP:140 EP:13 
West main street of Bree(n, s, se, w and e)
 A tall green Christmas tree
 A sign with the map of Bree
 Ratty the goat
HP:140 EP:13 North main street of Bree(n, s, w and e)
 A friendly looking local
HP:140 EP:13 
Bree General Store(n and e)
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper
HP:140 EP:13 
a runed dagger of Gondolin : That exceeds my budget.  You get 100 gold.
Brand tells you: Thanks for your business!  Please come again.
HP:140 EP:14 You have been issued a subpoena for stealing from Emdan.
  You have 1 hour to report to the nearest judge and enter your plea.

He asked me to come to Bree, so, I went, joined his party, hoping for some fun, or at least some booz. Paying 125 gold in  
fines was sort of a downer, and left me with no money for drink!


Emdan opens the hole door.
Emdan leaves hole.
You follow your leader hole.
A hobbit hole(out)
 Emdan the sindar Novice (Impartial)
 An intricate key
 A walking staff
 A small closet (closed)
Emdan closes the out door.
Emdan gets a walking staff and an intricate key.
Emdan locks the out door.
Emdan tries to cast a spell but fails.
You are attacked by Emdan!
Emdan starts casting fireball at you!
Emdan starts casting a spell.
You hit Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
You graze Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
You hit Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
You say softly in Westron: ahaha
HP:140 EP:22 Emdan tries to cast a spell but fails.
You hit Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
Emdan starts casting fireball at you!
Emdan starts casting a spell.
You smack the hell out of it, but only succeed in embarrassing yourself.
HP:139 EP:17 You are too busy to make an attack!
You are too busy to make an attack!
You are too busy to make an attack!
You miss Emdan.
Emdan hits you with a fireball!
Emdan starts casting fireball at you!
Emdan starts casting a spell.
You scratch Emdan.
You snicker insanely.
HP:130 EP:18 You hit Emdan hard.
Emdan misses you.
Emdan tries to cast a spell but fails.
You miss Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
Emdan tries to cast a spell but fails.
You hit Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
Emdan starts casting fireball at you!
Emdan starts casting a spell.
You miss Emdan.
You hit Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
Sorry, not in combat.
HP:131 EP:19 Emdan starts casting fireball at you!
Emdan starts casting a spell.
You hit Emdan hard.
Emdan misses you.
Emdan starts casting fireball at you!
Emdan starts casting a spell.
You hit Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
The door is locked.
HP:131 EP:19 You hit Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
You hit Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
Emdan tries to cast a spell but fails.
Emdan tries to cast a spell but fails.
You hit Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
WHOAA! Slow down a little!
HP:131 EP:19 Emdan starts casting fireball at you!
Emdan starts casting a spell.
You hit Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
WHOAA! Slow down a little!
HP:131 EP:19 You graze Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
You notice Emdan sizing you up.
You hit Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
You tell Crytzch: ahahahahahaha
HP:132 EP:20 You hit Emdan.
Emdan misses you.
WHOAA! Slow down a little!
HP:132 EP:20 
You hit Emdan.
Emdan falls to the ground.
Feeling merciful towards your victim, you cease attacking, letting Emdan
     fall to the floor, unconscious.
Emdan drops some gold coins and a walking staff.  
WHOAA! Slow down a little!
HP:132 EP:20 
You tell Crytzch: emdan locked me
HP:132 EP:20 
You pound the door and it bursts open under the strain.
HP:133 EP:6 Crytzch tells you: LOL. Where?
Emdan regains consciousness.
Emdan goes WOOT WOOT WOOT!
Emdan gets some gold coins and a walking staff.
You tell Crytzch: I owned him, naked
HP:133 EP:6 
There is no gold here to get.
HP:133 EP:6 
You say softly in Westron: ahahahahahahaha

Here, he reports me 10 or so times for murder-attempted theft. well, I try hard to not fail when I steal, so, obviously  
that report got thrown out, as did all the murder ones, so, I false-reported him for all of them... and, he goes wanted.  
so, I snag that staff I stole from him earlier, deputize, and play the roll of Shirriff. 


HP:140 EP:103 West Gate of Bree(n, s, nw, w and e)
 Emdan the sindar Novice (Impartial)
 A strip of linen [2]
 A town guard [2]
 A big sign
 An old wise-looking ranger
Triggered!  doing: handcuff Emdan
Travelto: Destination reached!
HP:140 EP:103 You try to slap the handcuffs on Emdan.
Emdan spins around to a defensive position.
Criminals have no rights; this act is not a reportable crime!
You attack Emdan.
HP:140 EP:68 You poke Emdan with the blunt end of the staff, causing massive pain.
Triggered!  doing: handcuff Emdan
Emdan misses you.
You are already locked in a struggle, pay more attention to what you're doing!
HP:140 EP:68 Emdan tries to cast a spell but fails.
Triggered!  doing: handcuff Emdan
You are already locked in a struggle, pay more attention to what you're doing!
HP:140 EP:68 You poke Emdan with the blunt end of the staff, causing massive pain.
Emdan misses you.
Trigger deactivated.
HP:140 EP:68 You miss Emdan as the staff alters its length unexpectedly.
Emdan misses you.
You bash Emdan crushing bones under the blow.
Emdan misses you.
You try to feint to Emdan's right, but stumble, nearly drop your living
     staff, and miss.
HP:140 EP:58 You bash Emdan crushing bones under the blow.
Emdan misses you.
Guard says in Westron: We've had some trouble here recently, from
     Ferny's band.
You try to feint to Emdan's right, but stumble, nearly drop your living
     staff, and miss.
HP:140 EP:48 Crytzch tells you: Eriador at the Lone Lands
You try to feint to Emdan's left, but stumble, nearly drop your living
     staff, and miss.
HP:140 EP:38 
You miss Emdan as the staff alters its length unexpectedly.
Emdan misses you.
Emdan doesn't look so great.
HP:140 EP:38 Emdan tries to cast a spell but fails.
Dorgy enters.
You bash Emdan crushing bones under the blow.
Emdan misses you.
You entangle Emdan roughly with thorny vines that grow from the staff.
Emdan misses you.
The criminal has been defeated, and is dragged off to jail.
Emdan fades into the shadows.
You have been awarded 464 gold for this arrest.
You may pick up your reward at the courthouse.


And... The END :)
Made aprox 1.5k from all this goofing around :)
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!