Anselmo the dwarf Bitch poops on his party

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Irime [legacy]
Uploaded
30 August 2012 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Title by double request. Posted for Dolur.


The Tower of Cirith Ungol(gate and sw)
 Montog Smash the uruk-hai Skull Cracker
 An empty bottle
 A torch (burning) [2]
 The Watchers of Cirith Ungol
Montog drops a small meat pie from a dwarven mining pack.
Montog eats the entire pie!
Montog drops a small meat pie from a dwarven mining pack.
Montog eats the entire pie!
Montog drops a small meat pie from a dwarven mining pack.
Montog eats the entire pie!
Montog nods with a retarded grin on his hideous face.
gate
The Watchers acknowledge your evil nature.
The courtyard of Cirith Ungol(ne, tower, gate and sw)
 The Watchers of Cirith Ungol
 A staked head
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:148=== 
do dirs
Do: starting commands.
===HP:230 EP:147=== An entrance hall(nw, w and out)
 A patrolling guard
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== A torch-lit hallway(n, w and se)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== A torch-lit hallway(n and s)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== A torch-lit hallway(s and w)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== A torch-lit hallway(n, u, w and e)
 A huge orc guard
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== A torch-lit hallway(s, d and w)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== A torch-lit hallway(n, s, w and e)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== A torch-lit hallway(armoury, s and e)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== A torch-lit hallway(n, s, u and w)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== A torch-lit hallway(n, s, d, w and e)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== A torch-lit hallway(u and w)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== The east parapet(d, nw, w and sw)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== Entrance to the turret(n, s, turret and e)
 An orc spearman watches over the turret
 A large catapult
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== Bottom landing of the turret stairs(out and stairs)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== Bottom landing of the turret stairs(s, d and u)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== Top landing of the turret stairs(d and w)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== Top landing of the turret stairs(n, s, u and e)
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== The torture chamber of Cirith Ungol(n)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
 A taciturn understudy
 A naked male eorling
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:147=== Do: Commands completed.
===HP:230 EP:147=== 
hunt anselmo
drink mixed potion
wear all from cloak
detach gem
draw sword
backstab anselmo
You begin to hunt Anselmo.
party say I am now hunting $BOLD$Anselmo.$0$
===HP:230 EP:147=== You put your lips to the potion and gulp it all down.
You feel more aware of the tactics of battle.
===HP:230 EP:167=== bands of slaying : A rush of power is unleashed within you - time to RUMBLE!
You wear the bands of slaying.
ominous dark ring : As you slip the ring on it seems as though the light around is drawn into it.
You wear an ominous dark ring (eclipsing).
ominous dark ring : As you slip the ring on it seems as though the light around is drawn into it.
You wear an ominous dark ring (eclipsing).
===HP:230 EP:167===     As you detach the gem on your necklace, it begins to pulsate an evil 
red, absorbing the light around you.
===HP:230 EP:167=== You switch your grip to two hands.
You suddenly feel a lot darker as you wield the sword.
You whip the Black Sword from baldric with a whisk of menace!
You wield the Black Sword.
===HP:230 EP:167=== In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
You attack Anselmo.
You sneak up and stab Anselmo from behind!
You suddenly feel very evil and mangle Anselmo into a bloody piece of gore!
===HP:230 EP:117=== You say to your party: I am now hunting Anselmo.
===HP:230 EP:117=== You miss Anselmo.
Suddenly you have a massive headache.
Sera stabs wildly at someone causing massive bleeding.
Anselmo misses you.
Jessom swings the pale blade and misses.
Understudy misses someone.
Anselmo leaves north.
You follow Anselmo north.
Top landing of the turret stairs(n, s, u and e)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
Montog attacks Anselmo.
Montog hurts his neck attacking Anselmo.
Jessom chats with his party.
sh
Anselmo is in average shape.
AVG AVG AVG AVG AVG AVG >>>> Anselmo <<<< AVG AVG AVG AVG AVG
Anselmo is somewhat drunk.
===HP:230 EP:117=== Anselmo leaves east.
Sera leaves east.
Jessom leaves east.
You follow Anselmo east.
Top landing of the turret stairs(d and w)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
You miss Anselmo.
Anselmo misses someone.
Montog consumes Anselmo in burning light. 
Anselmo leaves down.
You follow Anselmo down.
Bottom landing of the turret stairs(s, d and u)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
Montog pulls Anselmo closer to him and headbutts him square in the face.
Anselmo leaves down.
Sera leaves down.
Jessom leaves down.
You follow Anselmo down.
Bottom landing of the turret stairs(out and stairs)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Anselmo leaves out.
You follow Anselmo out.
Entrance to the turret(n, s, turret and e)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
 An orc spearman watches over the turret
 A large catapult
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
headbutt anselmo
Anselmo leaves east.
Sera leaves east.
Jessom leaves east.
You follow Anselmo east.
The east parapet(d, nw, w and sw)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Anselmo leaves down.
You follow Anselmo down.
A torch-lit hallway(u and w)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
You suddenly feel very evil and mangle Anselmo into a bloody piece of gore!
Anselmo misses someone.
Montog misses Anselmo.
Anselmo leaves west.
Sera leaves west.
Jessom leaves west.
You follow Anselmo west.
A torch-lit hallway(n, s, d, w and e)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Anselmo leaves down.
You follow Anselmo down.
A torch-lit hallway(n, s, u and w)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Anselmo.
===HP:230 EP:94=== Anselmo leaves north.
Sera leaves north.
Jessom leaves north.
You follow Anselmo north.
A torch-lit hallway(armoury, s and e)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Anselmo leaves east.
You follow Anselmo east.
A torch-lit hallway(n, s, w and e)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
sh
Anselmo leaves east.
Sera leaves east.
Jessom leaves east.
You follow Anselmo east.
A torch-lit hallway(s, d and w)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Anselmo is in average shape.
AVG AVG AVG AVG AVG AVG >>>> Anselmo <<<< AVG AVG AVG AVG AVG
Anselmo is somewhat drunk.
===HP:230 EP:94=== Anselmo leaves down.
You follow Anselmo down.
A torch-lit hallway(n, u, w and e)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
 A huge orc guard
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
Anselmo leaves north.
Sera leaves north.
Jessom leaves north.
You follow Anselmo north.
The smithy of Cirith Ungol(s, storeroom and w)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
 A trash can
 Krackle the smith
Montog enters.
You cut Anselmo causing major damage.
Anselmo misses you.
Montog misses Anselmo.
headbutt anselmo
Anselmo leaves south.
You follow Anselmo south.
A torch-lit hallway(n, u, w and e)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
 A huge orc guard
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
Anselmo leaves west.
Sera leaves west.
Jessom leaves west.
You follow Anselmo west.
A torch-lit hallway(s and e)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Anselmo leaves south.
You follow Anselmo south.
A torch-lit hallway(n and s)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
 A tall, thin orc worker
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
Anselmo leaves south.
Sera leaves south.
Jessom leaves south.
You follow Anselmo south.
A torch-lit hallway(n, s and e)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Anselmo leaves east.
You follow Anselmo east.
The mess hall of Cirith Ungol(n, w and e)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
 An orc guard eating a meal
 An orc soldier eating a meal
 A filthy bulletin board [25 notes, 25 new]
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
Anselmo leaves north.
Sera leaves north.
Jessom leaves north.
You follow Anselmo north.
A scullery(messhall and kitchen)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Anselmo leaves kitchen.
You follow Anselmo kitchen.
The kitchen of Cirith Ungol(larder and scullery)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
 An orc lackey
 A cooking wench
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
Anselmo leaves larder.
Sera leaves larder.
Jessom leaves larder.
You follow Anselmo larder.
A putrid larder(d and out)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Anselmo leaves down.
You follow Anselmo down.
A stairwell in the cellars(s, u and e)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
headbutt anselmo
You render Anselmo incapable of reproduction.
Anselmo drives the sharp tip of the pike into someone with a well-aimed blow.
Montog burns Anselmo.
Anselmo leaves south.
Sera leaves south.
Jessom leaves south.
You follow Anselmo south.
A cellar hallway(n, s, w and e)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Anselmo.
===HP:230 EP:71=== Anselmo leaves south.
You follow Anselmo south.
A cellar hallway(n, s, w and e)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
 A burly guard wanders through the cellars
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
Anselmo leaves south.
Sera leaves south.
Jessom leaves south.
You follow Anselmo south.
The Rotting Troll(n)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
 A drunk, randy orc [23 rumours, 17 new]
 A large orc barman
Montog enters.
Your neck still hurts too much to attempt to headbutt again.
===HP:230 EP:71=== Anselmo leaves north.
You follow Anselmo north.
A cellar hallway(n, s, w and e)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
 A burly guard wanders through the cellars
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
Anselmo leaves north.
Sera leaves north.
Jessom leaves north.
You follow Anselmo north.
A cellar hallway(n, s, w and e)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Anselmo leaves north.
You follow Anselmo north.
A stairwell in the cellars(s, u and e)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
Anselmo leaves east.
Sera leaves east.
Jessom leaves east.
You follow Anselmo east.
A cellar hallway(w and e)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Anselmo leaves east.
You follow Anselmo east.
A cellar hallway(n, s and w)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
Jessom enters.
Sera enters.
Anselmo leaves north.
Sera leaves north.
Jessom leaves north.
You follow Anselmo north.
A dark room with a well in the center(s)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
 Anselmo the dwarf Bitch 
Montog enters.
**** tells you: they're at the turret
    Anselmo takes a deep breath and jumps down into the well. You
    hear a scream echoing from below!
Anselmo fades into the shadows.
sh
Shape all what?
===HP:230 EP:71=== 
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A dark room with a well in the center(s)
 Montog Smash the uruk-hai Skull Cracker
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
===HP:230 EP:71=== Montog attacks Sera.
Montog quickly thrusts his forehead into the bridge of Sera's nose.
===HP:230 EP:71=== Sera misses someone.
hunt sera <---- Wasn't triggered because we weren't interested in them, until he Bitched out like that.
You begin to hunt Sera.
party say I am now hunting $BOLD$Sera.$0$
Montog cremates Sera in an incredible burst of energy.
===HP:230 EP:70=== Sera misses someone.
===HP:230 EP:70=== You say to your party: I am now hunting Sera.
Montog incinerates Sera with the globe.
r sera
In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
You attack Sera.
===HP:230 EP:70=== You render Sera incapable of reproduction.
Sera misses someone.
Montog singes Sera.
You suddenly feel very evil and mangle Sera into a bloody piece of gore!
Sera misses someone.
Montog consumes Sera in burning light. 
Sera leaves south.
You follow Sera south.
A cellar hallway(n, s and w)
 Sera Bryden the dunlending Bodyguard (Demonic)
Montog enters.
You suddenly feel very evil and mangle Sera into a bloody piece of gore!
Sera misses someone.
Montog cremates Sera in an incredible burst of energy.
Montog puts Sera out of her misery.
Sera falls to the ground.
Montog puts Sera out of her misery.
sh
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Montog puts Sera out of her misery.
Sera is in critical condition, very close to death.
===HP:230 EP:68=== Montog puts Sera out of her misery.
Montog puts Sera out of her misery.
You decide to put Sera out of her misery.
===HP:230 EP:68=== You miss Sera.
  Sera watches the globe hover high into the air, humming loudly and
glowing.  An intense light grows from within the powerful weapon, and
the air is split by an ear-piercing note. You put your hands over your
ears and scream as blood begins to flow from the globe's opponent.
Sera has died.
Montog gets a pair of leggings from the charred remains of Sera into a
     dwarven mining pack.
Montog gets some gold coins and a simple leather baldric from the
     charred remains of Sera.
Montog shares 66 gold with you.
gpack
a jagged blade : Ok.
===HP:230 EP:68=== 
gl
A cellar hallway(n, s and w)
 The ghost of Sera
 The charred remains of Sera
 Montog Smash the uruk-hai Skull Cracker
===HP:230 EP:67=== 
trigger Jessom todo hunt Jessom
The next time you see 'Jessom', you will do: 'hunt Jessom'.
===HP:230 EP:67=== 
n
A dark room with a well in the center(s)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
Montog enters.
===HP:230 EP:67=== You begin to hunt Jessom.
===HP:230 EP:67=== Montog attacks Jessom.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:230 EP:65=== Jessom swings the pale blade and misses.
Montog burns Jessom.
Jessom swings the pale blade and misses.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
Montog burns Jessom.
r jessom
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:230 EP:65=== In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
You attack Jessom.
===HP:230 EP:65=== You miss Jessom.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
The sword glows dark and sucks life out of your enemy!!!
Jessom swings the pale blade and misses.
Montog burns Jessom.
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:230 EP:64=== You miss Jessom.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
Jessom swings the pale blade and misses.
Montog consumes Jessom in burning light. 
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:230 EP:64=== The ghost of Sera drifts in.
You render Jessom incapable of reproduction.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
Jessom swings the pale blade and misses.
Montog burns Jessom.
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:230 EP:65=== You miss Jessom.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
Jessom swings the pale blade and misses.
hunt jessom
Montog singes Jessom.
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:230 EP:64=== Sera dives into well.
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:230 EP:64=== Jessom leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
You follow Jessom south.
A cellar hallway(n, s and w)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 The charred remains of Sera
Montog enters.
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:230 EP:64=== You cut Jessom causing major damage.
Jessom swings the pale blade and misses.
Montog misses Jessom.
You miss Jessom.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
Jessom pricks you.
Montog misses Jessom.
You are already hunting Jessom
===HP:229 EP:62=== You miss Jessom.
In a flash of darkness life is taken from your enemy!!!
Jessom swings the pale blade and misses.
Montog burns Jessom.
sh
Jessom doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG >>>> Jessom <<<< DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
===HP:229 EP:61=== Montog grapples with Jessom, his cranium colliding with Jessom's face.
===HP:229 EP:61=== You miss Jessom.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
Jessom slashes open someone's torso.
Montog misses Jessom.
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:229 EP:61=== You cut Jessom causing major damage.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
Jessom swings the pale blade and misses.
Montog misses Jessom.
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:229 EP:61=== You miss Jessom.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
Jessom swings the pale blade and misses.
Montog misses Jessom.
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:229 EP:60=== Jessom leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
You follow Jessom south.
A laundry(n)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
Montog enters.
===HP:229 EP:60=== You miss Jessom.
Jessom swings the pale blade and misses.
Montog consumes Jessom in burning light. 
Montog pulls Jessom closer to him and headbutts him square in the face.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:230 EP:60=== Jessom leaves north.
You follow Jessom north.
A cellar hallway(n, s and w)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 The charred remains of Sera
Montog enters.
Jessom leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
You follow Jessom north.
A dark room with a well in the center(s)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
Montog enters.
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:230 EP:60=== You suddenly feel very evil and mangle Jessom into a bloody piece of gore!
Jessom swings the pale blade and misses.
Montog consumes Jessom in burning light. 
headbutt
You quickly thrust your forehead into the bridge of Jessom's nose.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
===HP:230 EP:24=== You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:230 EP:24=== Jessom leaves south.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
You follow Jessom south.
A cellar hallway(n, s and w)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
 The charred remains of Sera
Montog enters.
sh
You are already hunting Jessom!
===HP:230 EP:24=== Jessom is in critical condition, very close to death.
===HP:230 EP:24=== Jessom leaves south.
You follow Jessom south.
A laundry(n)
 Jessom Miluinir the silvan Defender (Demonic)
Montog enters.
You cut Jessom causing major damage.

With a few quick slashes and thrusts you end your
opponent's miserable life.  You smile grimly to
yourself as you wipe the fresh blood off the blade.

You killed Jessom.
    Full of glee, you raise Jessom's head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Jessom has died.
In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
The ghost of Jessom drifts north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
There is no such living object here.
===HP:230 EP:23=== Montog removes the Globe of Protection.
Montog puts the Globe of Protection into a charred morgul guard cloak.
===HP:230 EP:23=== Montog gets a crystal from corpse of Jessom into a dwarven mining
     pack.
Triggered!  doing: hunt Jessom
There is no such living object here.
===HP:230 EP:23=== Montog gets some gold coins and an old leather baldric from corpse of
     Jessom.
Montog shares 51 gold with you.
ss
You switch your grip to one hand.
You remove the Black Sword.
You store the Black Sword in a sheath for the Black Sword.
===HP:230 EP:23=== 
gpack
sturdy armour : Too bulky.
a great war shield : Ok.
a pale longsword : Too bulky.
a pair of shining steel bracers : Too bulky.
a heavy cloak : Too bulky.
a leather messenger pack : Too bulky.