Dirty fun

Posted by
Razzor [legacy]
Uploaded
10 February 2002 00:00:00
Type
Misc

Well, some people are gullable ;) I hope no-one takes offense at this, and well.. thing's escallated and i couldn't stop.. no colour unfortunatly, but humour doesn't need colour :)


the HP:99 EP:124 A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
Wravic enters.
Gomiathan enters.
sn s
Brattoc says: i can hide behind my ass.
hide
Do: starting commands.
HP:141 EP:166 The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
 *friend* the dwarf Girl Scout (Immoral)
 Nightwolf the dwarf Tree-hugger (Impartial)
 A brand (burned out)
You slip into the next room.
HP:141 EP:151 Do: Commands completed.
HP:141 EP:151 You run around the room but fail to find any place to hide.
HP:141 EP:136 
hide
You slip into the shadows and try to look like nothing.
HP:141 EP:116 Autosave.
Nurgamazur enters.
Nurgamazur leaves south.
Nightwolf says: were u thanking me when i said that u werent' for sail
*friend* looks at Nightwolf with a questioning look on her face.
*friend* says: oh. i was thanking razzor for being a jerk
*friend* coughs.
Nightwolf says: y ??
Galthor enters.
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Galthor leaves north.
    You are walking along the Old Forest Road.  Keep your eyes open, for those
who stray from the path are seldom heard from again.
The old forest road continues west and east.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
 *friend* the dwarf Girl Scout (Immoral)
 Nightwolf the dwarf Tree-hugger (Impartial)
 A brand (burned out)
HP:143 EP:113 *friend* says: ohm..
*friend* says: just because he was saying stuff
*friend* thinks really hard.
Nightwolf says: are u gonna let them buy u ??
*friend* says: no.
*friend* says: but they can try to buy Razzor :P
Nightwolf says: ok :)
*friend* says: hes a whore.
*friend* grins.
Nightwolf says: is he a guy lol
*friend* says: Razzor?
Nightwolf says: can i have u :)
Nightwolf laughs out loud.
*friend* says: he's really a girl playing a guy
Nightwolf says: ur a really nice girl
Nightwolf says: how can u tell
*friend* says: you can have razzor. she'll adore you :)
*friend* says: because i've talked to her before
*friend* says: but dont tell anybody
Nightwolf says: ya rigth
*friend* says: she wants to keep it a secret
*friend* tilts her head.
Nightwolf says: i wont
*friend* says: thanks :)
Nightwolf says: tell her to come down here
Nightwolf smiles.
*friend* ohs interestedly.
*friend* says: you wanna meet her?
sn s
Nero enters.
Nero leaves south.
Do: starting commands.
HP:149 EP:104 Your movement reveals you.
The Plains(s, w, n and e)
You slip into the next room.
HP:149 EP:89 Do: Commands completed.
HP:149 EP:89 
"*friend* call me ;)
You tell *friend*: call me ;)
HP:149 EP:89 
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The Old Forest Road(s, w, n and e)
 Nightwolf the dwarf Tree-hugger (Impartial)
 A brand (burned out)
HP:149 EP:89 
tilt
You tilt your head.
HP:149 EP:89 *friend* enters.
tilt
Nightwolf says: but i owould rahter have u
You tilt your head.
HP:149 EP:89 
' what's up?
You say: what's up?
HP:149 EP:89 *friend* pokes you in the tummy.
*friend* grins.
' someone called me?
You say: someone called me?
HP:150 EP:90 
i
Nightwolf pokes you in the tummy.
Argarash enters.
Argarash leaves north.
Gold: 59               Encumbrance: unencumbered        
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A golden amulet (worn).
 Cloak of shadows (worn).
 A crystal (worn).
 A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
 A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn).
 A black medallion.
 A message stone.
 Razzor's Spellbook.
 Grimlod's Barnórëthil horn.
HP:150 EP:90 *friend* smiles.
tilt
You tilt your head.
HP:150 EP:90 Brockhurst enters.
Brockhurst leaves north.
*friend* says: razzor, nightwolf
"*friend* im LOVING this!!
You tell *friend*: im LOVING this!!
HP:150 EP:90 
"*friend* hehehehe
*friend* says: nightwolf, razzor
You tell *friend*: hehehehe
HP:150 EP:90 Nightwolf says: hey
*friend* tells you: hehe :) im glad
bow nightwolf
You bow to Nightwolf slightly, politly removing his hood.
HP:151 EP:91 
' how do
You say: how do
HP:151 EP:91 
l
    You are walking along the Old Forest Road.  Keep your eyes open, for those
who stray from the path are seldom heard from again.
The old forest road continues west and east.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
 *friend* the dwarf Girl Scout (Immoral)
 Nightwolf the dwarf Tree-hugger (Impartial)
 A brand (burned out)
HP:151 EP:91 The ghost of Skry drifts in.
*friend* says: i hope you dont mind
The ghost of Skry drifts west.
*friend* says: i told him
Nightwolf bows suavely.
' told him what?
You say: told him what?
HP:152 EP:92 Nightwolf smiles.
Nightwolf laughs out loud.
Nero enters.
Nero leaves north.
Nightwolf says: that ur really a girl
' about my....
You say: about my....
HP:152 EP:92 *friend* says: your typist.
' secret?
You say: secret?
HP:152 EP:92 
eek
You eek.
HP:152 EP:92 Nightwolf laughs out loud.
' you know you shouldn't do that
You say: you know you shouldn't do that
HP:153 EP:93 
l
    You are walking along the Old Forest Road.  Keep your eyes open, for those
who stray from the path are seldom heard from again.
The old forest road continues west and east.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
 *friend* the dwarf Girl Scout (Immoral)
 Nightwolf the dwarf Tree-hugger (Impartial)
 A brand (burned out)
HP:153 EP:93 
shh nightwolf
You turn to Nightwolf and say loudly, "SHH!".
HP:153 EP:93 Nightwolf says: dont worry i wont say a thing
*friend* says: i thought you guys would be really cute together
"*friend* im logging btw
You tell *friend*: im logging btw
HP:153 EP:93 
oh
You oh interestedly.
HP:154 EP:94 *friend* tells you: why? :P
Nightwolf kisses *friend*.
' well, what are nightwolf's vital statistics?
You say: well, what are nightwolf's vital statistics?
HP:154 EP:94 *friend* whimpers pathetically.
' your shoe size?
You say: your shoe size?
HP:154 EP:94 Nightwolf says: vital staitistics ??
*friend* says: raz. :P
Nightwolf says: size 14
*friend* says: you're interested?
*friend* grins.
' what is that in english/
Nightwolf says: u know wut that means
You say: what is that in english/
HP:155 EP:95 Richard enters.
Richard leaves north.
' big socks?
You say: big socks?
HP:156 EP:96 Nero enters.
Nero leaves south.
Nightwolf says: o ya
*friend* tells you: hahaha :P
' i can imagine
You say: i can imagine
HP:156 EP:96 
blush
You blush.
HP:156 EP:96 *friend* tells you: youre horrible!!!!
Kabuto enters.
Kabuto leaves south.
Nightwolf says: wut is ur size
Nightwolf smiles.
A faint glow appears in the east.
Endrek enters.
Endrek leaves west.
' im size 12.. in english shoes
You say: im size 12.. in english shoes
HP:158 EP:98 Brockhurst enters.
Brockhurst leaves south.
Nightwolf says: u know wut they say abouyt guys with big feet
Galthor enters.
Galthor leaves south.
Kedrimond enters.
Glom enters.
Kedrimond leaves south.
Glom leaves south.
Kedrimond enters.
Glom enters.
Kedrimond leaves north.
Glom leaves north.
*friend* stifles a giggle.
' yeah, they are usually tall, to account for their weight distribution
You say: yeah, they are usually tall, to account for their weight distribution
HP:159 EP:99 *friend* says: sorry i need to get the door
*friend* leaves east.
Nightwolf says: lol
*friend* enters.
*friend* leaves west.
*friend* enters.
Brockhurst enters.
Brockhurst leaves north.
Brockhurst enters.
Brockhurst leaves south.
*friend* says: 2n,w
Nightwolf says: thats not wut i mean :)
*friend* leaves north.
Galthor enters.
Galthor leaves north.
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Outside Rhosgobel(cave, sw, s, n, w, e and se)
 Galthor the dwarf Knight (Heroic)
 Glom the dwarf Barrel of ale (empty)
 Kedrimond the sindar Archmage (Demonic)
 Brattoc the hobbit Master Thief (Moral)
 An empty glass
 Barnis the hobbit Thug (Immoral)
 A signpost
HP:160 EP:100 
n
w
Nightwolf enters.
The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:160 EP:100 The Plains(s, w, n and e)
 *friend* the dwarf Girl Scout (Immoral)
HP:160 EP:100 
tilt
You tilt your head.
HP:160 EP:100 Nightwolf enters.
*friend* says: sorry
i
Gold: 59               Encumbrance: unencumbered        
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A golden amulet (worn).
 Cloak of shadows (worn).
 A crystal (worn).
 A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
 A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn).
 A black medallion.
 A message stone.
 Razzor's Spellbook.
 Grimlod's Barnórëthil horn.
HP:161 EP:101 
np
You say: No problem.
HP:161 EP:101 *friend* says: i didnt wanna be so close to rhos
*friend* will be right back...
i
Gold: 59               Encumbrance: unencumbered        
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A golden amulet (worn).
 Cloak of shadows (worn).
 A crystal (worn).
 A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
 A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn).
 A black medallion.
 A message stone.
 Razzor's Spellbook.
 Grimlod's Barnórëthil horn.
HP:161 EP:101 
' so.... nightwolf
You say: so.... nightwolf
HP:162 EP:102 
purr
You purr.
HP:162 EP:102 Nightwolf smiles.
Nightwolf rubs your neck.
"*friend* you have to see these emotes :)
You tell *friend*: you have to see these emotes :)
HP:163 EP:103 Nightwolf looks at you.
"*friend* later, im posting up one of the funniest logs you'll ever read... and take no offence please
You tell *friend*: later, im posting up one of the funniest logs you'll ever
     read... and take no offence please
HP:165 EP:105 *friend* tells you: ?
l
    You are on rolling hills, covered with long grass.
The sky is dark blue and a yellow glow comes from the east.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
 Nightwolf the dwarf Tree-hugger (Impartial)
 *friend* the dwarf Girl Scout (Immoral)
HP:165 EP:105 *friend* tells you: it has me in it?
Nightwolf says: i am evil to
Nightwolf says: hello anyone home :)
Nightwolf falls flat on his butt.
"*friend* infact, it isn't even fun about homosexuality, cos im pretending to be a girl :)
You tell *friend*: infact, it isn't even fun about homosexuality, cos im
     pretending to be a girl :)
HP:167 EP:107 Nightwolf jumps up and down.
"*friend* your gonna LOVE this
You tell *friend*: your gonna LOVE this
HP:167 EP:107 
' evil?
You say: evil?
HP:167 EP:107 
' evil makes me horny
You say: evil makes me horny
HP:167 EP:107 
meow
You meow.
HP:167 EP:107 Nightwolf says: u r really :)
Nightwolf smiles wickedly.
*friend* is back!
"*friend* holy shit your gonna PISS yoursides
You tell *friend*: holy shit your gonna PISS yoursides
HP:168 EP:108 
"*friend* READ BACk
"*friend* READ BACk
You tell *friend*: READ BACk
HP:168 EP:108 
"*friend* READ BACk
You tell *friend*: READ BACk
HP:168 EP:108 You tell *friend*: READ BACk
HP:168 EP:108 *friend* says: sorry, door :)
*friend* erms.
"*friend* im impressing myself"!
You tell *friend*: im impressing myself"!
HP:169 EP:109 *friend* says: am i disturbing you guys..?
Nightwolf kisses you.
l
    You are on rolling hills, covered with long grass.
The sky is dark blue and a yellow glow comes from the east.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are south, west, north and east.
 Nightwolf the dwarf Tree-hugger (Impartial)
 *friend* the dwarf Girl Scout (Immoral)
HP:169 EP:109 
' no. a 3rd party turns me on
You say: no. a 3rd party turns me on
HP:170 EP:110 *friend* tells you: ?
' stay and watch if you like
You say: stay and watch if you like
HP:170 EP:110 Nightwolf says: how do i know u r really a girl
"*friend* just trust me, wait :)
You tell *friend*: just trust me, wait :)
HP:170 EP:110 
hmm
You hmm.
HP:171 EP:111 
' cos im one horny bitch?
You say: cos im one horny bitch?
HP:171 EP:111 *friend* giggles.
meow
You meow.
HP:171 EP:111 Nightwolf laughs out loud.
*friend* says: ive seen her pic
Nightwolf says: how
*friend* says: i thought that she was a guy :P
' i dunno.. i only tell really special people that im a girl....
You say: i dunno.. i only tell really special people that im a girl....
HP:172 EP:112 
' like you
You say: like you
HP:172 EP:112 
blush
Nightwolf says: can i se it
You blush.
HP:172 EP:112 *friend* says: so we started talking
*friend* says: and i started liking her
*friend* hehs.
' yeah, liking me... in *that* way...
You say: yeah, liking me... in *that* way...
HP:173 EP:113 
oops
You blush and say: Oops!
HP:173 EP:113 *friend* says: but then she told me so
' have i said to much?
Nightwolf says: how have u seen her pic
You say: have i said to much?
HP:174 EP:114 *friend* shrugs.
Nightwolf says: nope ;)
*friend* says: icq.
*friend* says: oh wait. you deleted icq right?
Nightwolf says: u two lesbians ??:)
*friend* tilts her head.
*friend* shakes her head.
' well, not exactly lesbians....
*friend* says: i have a boyfriend remember
You say: well, not exactly lesbians....
HP:175 EP:115 *friend* grins.
' i mean, i usually go for really butch men
You say: i mean, i usually go for really butch men
HP:176 EP:116 *friend* growls.
Nightwolf says: ya i remember after i tried gettin all over u and u did nothing
     back to me

' but sometimes, in the right clothes.....
You say: but sometimes, in the right clothes.....
HP:176 EP:116 The sun has risen, and it is time to check out of the camp.
If you would like to keep your tent another day, please return
to the checkpoint in Khamul's camp and rent tent again.
The sun appears at the edge of the eastern sky.
Rolf enters.
Rolf leaves north.
' *friend* makes me so wet
*friend* says: are you trying to say something, sweetie? :P
You say: *friend* makes me so wet
HP:176 EP:116 *friend* grins mischievously.
Nightwolf says: she makes ur @#@ wet
*friend* tells you: im having trouble writing her/she for him/he :P
' yeah, nightwolf you'll never get with *friend*...
You say: yeah, nightwolf you'll never get with *friend*...
HP:178 EP:118 Rolf tells you: erm, what are you doing with a girl scout and a
     tree-hugger in the middle of the wild? :P
' she isn't as easy as me
You say: she isn't as easy as me
HP:178 EP:118 Nightwolf says: wow this is gettin good :)
*friend* stifles a giggle.
Nightwolf says: can i get with you
"rolf HAVING SOME FUN THAT IM POSTING ON THE LOG PAGE SOON!!!! YOU HAVE TO READ IT!
You tell Rolf: HAVING SOME FUN THAT IM POSTING ON THE LOG PAGE SOON!!!! YOU
     HAVE TO READ IT!
HP:179 EP:119 *friend* says: i have a boyfriend, you nut :P
*friend* tells you: post it then. i wanna read it.
Nightwolf says: i meant razzor
Nightwolf laughs out loud.
"rolf tell all your friends too
You tell Rolf: tell all your friends too
HP:180 EP:120 Nightwolf bows suavely.
*friend* says: remember, he hunted down that guy who was trying to flirt with
     me :P

"rolf in about 10 mins check ;)
*friend* says: and nearly levelbashed him :P
You tell Rolf: in about 10 mins check ;)
HP:181 EP:121 Rolf tells you: they check the log page every 10min :P
Nightwolf says: i did ??
Glom enters.
Glom leaves north.
*friend* ers.
Nightwolf says: o ya
Nightwolf says: i remember that
"*friend* it isn't even finished yet! :)
You tell *friend*: it isn't even finished yet! :)
HP:182 EP:122 *friend* nods.
*friend* tells you: no he doesnt :P
*friend* tells you: Nightwolf tells you: wut u talkin about
*friend* ohs interestedly.
*friend* says: some guy started flirting with me in the same room as him
' nightwolf.. i need to go to the bathroom
You say: nightwolf.. i need to go to the bathroom
HP:183 EP:123 *friend* says: and he killed the guy
' dont go away big bot
Nightwolf says: ok
You say: dont go away big bot
HP:184 EP:124 
' boy
You say: boy
HP:184 EP:124 
w
*friend* rolls her eyes.
The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:184 EP:124 
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The Plains(s, w, n and e)
HP:184 EP:124