You tell Squibb: Die for your dastardly actions!
Squibb tells you: You shall die!
You tell Squibb: Why should I die?
Squibb tells you: Because you are a Durm and Durms will die!
You tell Squibb: And why will Durms die?
Squibb tells you: Because.
You tell Squibb: How did this war start again?
Squibb tells you: I dont know.  Die!
You tell Squibb: So why are we fighting again?
Squibb tells you: Because.
You tell Squibb: Let's not fight.
Squibb tells you: Ok.

This was the day we started "surfing" on the Rimsilval.
Sucked to be Variel.