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Toxoplasma [legacy]
Uploaded
26 February 2002 00:00:00
Type
Attempt

attempt with an ASB to moral


When I was lost at pelennor fields...


HP:210 EP:175> You hear Someone sneaking up behind you, suddenly you spin and throw your
attacker to the ground.
Upps..! Upps..! Upps..! Upps..! Upps..! Upps..! Upps..! Upps..! Upps..!
You miss someone.
Someone wishes the crimson sword hit you.
You miss someone.
Someone chats with his party.
Someone says: hunting toxoplasma
Someone drinks the phial of Dream Potion and his eyes roll back into
his skull. He throws back his head and ROARS
mightily! You notice his muscles are bulging hugely.
Someone tried to give you an empty phial, but your hands are full.
Someone drops an empty phial.

Your body freezes from fear as the blade of Someone's sword gives off
a reddish glow.

Someone wields Morimacil, the dark sword.
Someone grips Morimacil with two hands.
There is too much light here.
    You are walking along the Great West Road. Its ancient cobblestones
are cracked and broken from the passage of a great number of people.
The Gates of Minas Tirith are to the south.
The walls of Minas Tirith stand southwest and west.
The Great West Road continues north.
A dark brown haze covers the landscape.
    The only obvious exits are west, north, east and south.
HP:210 EP:176> You miss someone.
Someone shields someone, and you graze someone.
You stagger and graze someone, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
You notice Someone sizing you up.
Someone wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Someone shields someone, and you hit someone hard.
You crack someone's head with the flat of the blade!
The Great West Road(w, e, sw, ne and s)
HP:210 EP:176> You notice Someone sizing you up.
Someone pulverizes you with a sure thrust of the blade.
You miss someone.
You notice Someone sizing you up.
Someone nearly decapitates you.
You miss someone.
The Pelennor Fields(w, n and s)
 A grim-faced soldier of Lossarnach
HP:173 EP:176> Someone wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Someone shields someone, and you hit someone very hard.
You crack someone's head with the flat of the blade!
You notice Someone sizing you up.
Someone wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Someone shields someone, and you graze someone.
You stagger and graze someone, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
You notice Someone sizing you up.
The brown cloud above seems to lighten a little.
Someone severs the sinews of your torso.
Someone shields someone, and you graze someone.
You stagger and graze someone, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
Do: starting commands.
HP:160 EP:177> You don't feel like a wimp anymore.
HP:160 EP:177> You focused on dodge last time, try something different!
HP:160 EP:177> You start focusing on your defense skill.
HP:160 EP:177> You open a small green vial.
HP:160 EP:177> The liquid cools your insides as it goes down.
HP:160 EP:177> Do: Commands completed.
HP:160 EP:177> Someone wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Someone shields someone, and you scratch someone.
You stagger and graze someone, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
Suddenly you feel as if you can see the world in its full beauty.
do close green vial,put green vial into cloak,put green vial into pack,drop vial,t resume
Do: starting commands.
HP:178 EP:195> You close a small green vial.
HP:178 EP:195> Ok.
HP:178 EP:195> Put what into what?
HP:178 EP:195> Drop what?
HP:178 EP:195> No travelto route to resume.
HP:178 EP:195> Do: Commands completed.
HP:178 EP:195> You notice Nash sizing you up.
    The Pelennor plains stretch out flatly as far as you
can see, ending at the horizon.  Tufts of grass, robust
bushes, and hardy scrub grow in the rich dirt.  Though
the ground is hard-packed from centuries of exposure to
rain, wind, and the activities of the citizens of Minas
Tirith, the vegetation is now rich in species that thrive
here.  The sky overhead is dark and forbidding.
The Gates of Minas Tirith are to the southwest.
The walls of Minas Tirith stand southwest.
The Great West Road continues west.
A deep trench has been dug east and northwest.
A foul brown haze covers everything.
    The only obvious exits are west, north and south.
 Nash the sindar Mastermind (Angelic)
 Guldmann the silvan Warlord (Angelic)
 Relg the dwarf of the Lonely Mountain (Firebeard Family)
 A grim-faced soldier of Lossarnach
HP:178 EP:195> Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann hard.
You crack Nash's head with the flat of the blade!
You notice Nash sizing you up.
Nash clumsily smacks you with the edge of the blade.
You miss Nash.
You notice Nash sizing you up.
You notice Nash sizing you up.
Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you graze Guldmann.
You stagger and graze Nash, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
Do: starting commands.
HP:177 EP:195> The Great West Road(w, e, sw, ne and s)
Relg enters.
Nash enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:177 EP:195> The Pelennor Fields(w, e and s)
 A soldier of Ringlo Vale
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
Nash enters.
HP:177 EP:195> The Pelennor Fields(w, e and s)
 A squad leader of Gondor
Relg enters.
Nash enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:177 EP:195> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 A host of men called 'OrcBashers III'
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
Nash enters.
HP:177 EP:195> The cliffs of Mindolluin(n, se and e)
Relg enters.
Nash enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:177 EP:195> You can't go that way!
HP:177 EP:195> You can't go that way!
HP:177 EP:195> You can't go that way!
HP:177 EP:195> You can't go that way!
HP:177 EP:195> Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
You stagger and graze Nash, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
You can't go that way!
HP:177 EP:195> Do: Commands completed.
HP:177 EP:195> You notice Nash sizing you up.
Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
You stagger and graze Nash, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
Nash severs the sinews of your torso.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann hard.
You crack Nash's head with the flat of the blade!
Do: starting commands.
HP:164 EP:196> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 A host of men called 'OrcBashers III'
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
Nash enters.
HP:164 EP:196> The Pelennor Fields(w, e and s)
 A squad leader of Gondor
Relg enters.
Nash enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:164 EP:196> The Pelennor Fields(w, e and s)
 A soldier of Ringlo Vale
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
Nash enters.
HP:164 EP:196> The Great West Road(w, e, sw, ne and s)
Relg enters.
Nash enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:164 EP:196> The Pelennor Fields(w, n and s)
 A grim-faced soldier of Lossarnach
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
Nash enters.
HP:164 EP:196> You can't go that way!
HP:164 EP:196> You can't go that way!
HP:164 EP:196> You can't go that way!
HP:164 EP:196> You can't go that way!
HP:164 EP:196> You notice Nash sizing you up.
You can't go that way!
HP:164 EP:196> Do: Commands completed.
HP:164 EP:196> Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann.
You crack Nash's head with the flat of the blade!
Nash smashes his forehead into your nose........***Before headbutt 164 hp******
HEADBUTT..! HEADBUTT..! HEADBUTT..! HEADBUTT..! HEADBUTT..! HEADBUTT..! HEADBUTT..! 
Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
You stagger and graze Nash, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 A gallant green-clad man
Relg enters.
Nash enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:164 EP:196> You notice Nash sizing you up......***after headbutt 164 hp******
The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 A brand
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
Nash enters.
HP:164 EP:196> Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
You miss Nash.
You notice Nash sizing you up.
Nash severs the sinews of your torso.
Nash screams and swings the blade around.
Nash screams and thrusts the blade through you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann hard.
You crack Nash's head with the flat of the blade!
You notice Nash sizing you up.
Do: starting commands.
HP:135 EP:196> Ok.
HP:135 EP:196> You open a silver flask.
HP:135 EP:196> The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:135 EP:196> You close a silver flask.
HP:135 EP:196> Ok.
HP:135 EP:196> Do: Commands completed.
HP:135 EP:196> Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann.
You crack Nash's head with the flat of the blade!
 Nash chats with his party.
Nash nearly decapitates you.
You miss Nash.
You notice Nash sizing you up.
Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann.
You crack Nash's head with the flat of the blade!
Do: starting commands.
HP:127 EP:196> The Pelennor Fields(w, n and s)
 A hunter from Anfalas
 Knight riding a horse of Dol Amroth
Relg enters.
Nash enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:127 EP:196> You can't go that way!
HP:127 EP:196> You can't go that way!
HP:127 EP:196> You can't go that way!
HP:127 EP:196> You can't go that way!
HP:127 EP:196> You can't go that way!
HP:127 EP:196> You can't go that way!
HP:127 EP:196> You can't go that way!
HP:127 EP:196> You can't go that way!
HP:127 EP:196> You notice Nash sizing you up.
You can't go that way!
HP:127 EP:196> Do: Commands completed.
HP:127 EP:196> Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you scratch Guldmann.
You stagger and graze Nash, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you scratch Guldmann.
You stagger and graze Nash, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
Nash chats with his party.
You say: stop it
HP:157 EP:210> Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann.
You crack Nash's head with the flat of the blade!
    The Pelennor plains stretch out flatly as far as you
can see, ending at the horizon.  Tufts of grass, robust
bushes, and hardy scrub grow in the rich dirt.  Though
the ground is hard-packed from centuries of exposure to
rain, wind, and the activities of the citizens of Minas
Tirith, the vegetation is now rich in species that thrive
here.  The sky overhead is dark and forbidding.
The Gates of Minas Tirith are to the west.
A deep trench has been dug east and southeast.
A foul brown haze covers everything.
    The only obvious exits are west, north and south.
 Guldmann the silvan Warlord (Angelic)
 Nash the sindar Mastermind (Angelic)
 Relg the dwarf of the Lonely Mountain (Firebeard Family)
 A hunter from Anfalas
 Knight riding a horse of Dol Amroth
HP:157 EP:210> Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
You miss Nash.
Nash chats with his party.
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Nash!
HP:157 EP:175> Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann hard.
You crack Nash's head with the flat of the blade!
You notice Nash sizing you up.
Guldmann says: i am blinded
Nash cries out in battle-glory and slides the blade through you.
You miss Nash.
You notice Nash sizing you up.
Nash nearly decapitates you.
Nash screams and swings the blade around.
The blade of Nash's sword gives off a red glow as it devastates you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann very hard.
You brutally plunge the blade into Nash.
The Pelennor Fields(w, n and s)
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
Nash enters.
HP:119 EP:175> Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
You miss Nash.
You notice Nash sizing you up.
Do: starting commands.
HP:119 EP:175> Ok.
HP:119 EP:175> You open a silver flask.
HP:119 EP:175> The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:119 EP:175> You close a silver flask.
HP:119 EP:175> Ok.
HP:119 EP:175> Do: Commands completed.
HP:119 EP:175> Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann.
You crack Nash's head with the flat of the blade!
You notice Nash sizing you up.
Do: starting commands.
HP:120 EP:176> You can't go that way!
HP:120 EP:176> You can't go that way!
HP:120 EP:176> You can't go that way!
HP:120 EP:176> You can't go that way!
HP:120 EP:176> You can't go that way!
HP:120 EP:176> You can't go that way!
HP:120 EP:176> You can't go that way!
HP:120 EP:176> You can't go that way!
HP:120 EP:176> You can't go that way!
HP:120 EP:176> Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
You stagger and graze Nash, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
You can't go that way!
HP:120 EP:176> Do: Commands completed.
HP:120 EP:176> You notice Nash sizing you up.
Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
You miss Nash.
You notice Nash sizing you up.
Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann.
You crack Nash's head with the flat of the blade!
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
Do: starting commands.
HP:151 EP:207> Ok.
HP:151 EP:207> You open a silver flask.
HP:151 EP:207> The miruvor is cool and sweet.
HP:151 EP:207> You close a silver flask.
HP:151 EP:207> Ok.
HP:151 EP:207> Do: Commands completed.
HP:151 EP:207> You notice Nash sizing you up.
 Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
You miss Nash.
Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you scratch Guldmann.
You stagger and graze Nash, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
You notice Nash sizing you up.
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Nash!
HP:151 EP:172> Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann hard.
You crack Nash's head with the flat of the blade!
A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you.
You notice Nash sizing you up.
Nash grins evilly and drives the blade into your midsection.
You draw back the sword and slash Nash, unleashing the fury of a typhoon!
Nash leaves south.
Nash nearly decapitates you.
You can't go that way!
HP:181 EP:210> You are attacked by Relg!
Nash enters.
The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 A grey staff
Relg enters.
Nash enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:181 EP:210> Relg attempts to hit you, but the ancient silver blade refuses to fight!..??????
The green aura around the blade fades as it is removed.
Relg misses you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you inflict massive damage to Guldmann.
You brutally plunge the blade into Nash.
You notice Nash sizing you up.
Relg misses you.
Nash nearly decapitates you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann very hard.
You brutally plunge the blade into Nash.
Do: starting commands.
HP:171 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 A brand
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
Nash enters.
HP:171 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 A gallant green-clad man
Relg enters.
Nash enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:171 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n and s)
 A grim-faced soldier of Lossarnach
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
Nash enters.
HP:171 EP:210> The Great West Road(w, n, e, sw, ne and s)
Relg enters.
Nash enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:171 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 A squad leader of Gondor
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
Nash enters.
HP:171 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 A host of horsemen called 'Brethren of the Lance II'
Relg enters.
Nash enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:171 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 Rohirrim warrior riding a fighting Rohan horse.
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
Nash enters.
HP:171 EP:210> The Great West Road(w, nw, n, se, e and s)
 Horseman of rohan riding a fighting Rohan horse
Relg enters.
Nash enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:171 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
Nash enters.
HP:171 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
Nash enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:171 EP:210> Do: Commands completed.
HP:171 EP:210> Relg misses you.
Nash wishes the crimson sword hit you.
Guldmann shields Nash, and you hit Guldmann very hard.
You brutally plunge the blade into Nash.
Nash leaves north.
Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
Do: starting commands.
HP:171 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 A lost horse of the Rohirrim
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:171 EP:210> The Great West Road(w, nw, n, se, e, ne and s)
 Warrior riding a fighting Rohan horse
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:171 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:171 EP:210> The Rammas Echor(w, e, ne and s)
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:171 EP:210> The Rammas Echor(e, sw and s)
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:171 EP:210> You can't go that way!
HP:171 EP:210> You can't go that way!
HP:171 EP:210> You can't go that way!
HP:171 EP:210> You can't go that way!
HP:171 EP:210> Autosave.
You can't go that way!
HP:171 EP:210> Do: Commands completed.
HP:171 EP:210> Relg hits you very hard.
You miss Relg.
Do: starting commands.
HP:161 EP:210> You can't go that way!
HP:161 EP:210> You can't go that way!
HP:161 EP:210> You can't go that way!
HP:161 EP:210> You can't go that way!
HP:161 EP:210> You can't go that way!
HP:161 EP:210> You can't go that way!
HP:161 EP:210> You can't go that way!
HP:161 EP:210> You can't go that way!
HP:161 EP:210> You can't go that way!
HP:161 EP:210> Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
You can't go that way!
HP:161 EP:210> Do: Commands completed.
HP:161 EP:210> You chuckle as Relg feebly attempts to headbutt you.
Relg scratches you.
You miss Relg.
Relg smashes his forehead into your nose.
HEADBUTT..! HEADBUTT..! HEADBUTT..! HEADBUTT..! HEADBUTT..! HEADBUTT..! HEADBUTT..! 
Relg misses you.
You crack Relg's head with the flat of the blade!
Headbutt whom?  You can't see anyone by that name here.
HP:153 EP:210> Relg misses you.
You sink the blade into Relg with the curdling shout of a pirate!
You notice Relg sizing you up.
The Rammas Echor(w, e, ne and s)
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:153 EP:210> Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
Relg misses you.
You stagger and graze Relg, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
Do: starting commands.
HP:153 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:153 EP:210> The Great West Road(w, nw, n, se, e, ne and s)
 Warrior riding a fighting Rohan horse
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:153 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 A lost horse of the Rohirrim
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:153 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:153 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:153 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:153 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:153 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 A gruff bowman of Morthond
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:153 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:153 EP:210> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 Derufin, son of Duinhir marches onward
Relg enters.
Guldmann enters.
HP:153 EP:210> Do: Commands completed.
HP:153 EP:210> Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
Relg misses you.
You crack Relg's head with the flat of the blade!
Guldmann leaves west.
Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Relg!
HP:154 EP:175> Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:154 EP:175> Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Relg!
Relg misses you.
You stagger and graze Relg, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
 A tall footman of Dol Amroth
Relg enters.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:154 EP:140> Relg hits you.
You crack Relg's head with the flat of the blade!
Relg gets a metal flask from a bloodstained cloak.
Relg opens a metal flask.
Relg drinks something from a metal flask and dry heaves!
Relg closes a metal flask.
Relg puts a metal flask into a bloodstained cloak.
Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:151 EP:141> Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
Soldiers prowl the field, looking for traps and hidden enemies.
Relg misses you.
You miss Relg.
Do: starting commands.
HP:151 EP:141> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
HP:151 EP:141> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
HP:151 EP:141> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
HP:151 EP:141> The road to Osgiliath(w, n, e, sw and s)
Relg enters.
HP:151 EP:141> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
HP:151 EP:141> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
HP:151 EP:141> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
HP:151 EP:141> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
HP:151 EP:141> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
HP:151 EP:141> The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
Relg enters.
HP:151 EP:141> Do: Commands completed.
HP:151 EP:141> Relg hits you.
You miss Relg.
A trench full of flames and smoke(n, e and s)
Relg enters.
HP:147 EP:141> Relg misses you.
You stagger and graze Relg, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
Relg leaves south..........WHERE ARE YOU GOING MAN.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You can't go that way!
A trench full of flames and smoke(n, e and s)
The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
The Pelennor Fields(w, n, e and s)
You sit peacefully for a while...
You attempt to step into the background, but fail to conceal yourself.
You fade into the background, an anonymous and nameless member of 
society, invisible to all but the most diligent of observers.


   I wonder how much is nash's tactics skills...:)) And I think nash backstabed me by 60 assassination skills. B'couse every body knows nash is a thief.