*Here I am on the return from trying to kill the undergate guards with Gc or worse eq.

torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s)
HP:71 EP:21> w
A torch-lit hallway(e, armoury and s)
 An iron key [broken]
 An iron key [broken]
HP:71 EP:21> s
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, s and u)
 A flabby orc guard
HP:71 EP:21> w
A shrine(e)
 An orc shaman
 A cowled black cloak
HP:71 EP:21> request healing
The shaman takes your 20 gold and heals you.
HP:102 EP:52> request healing
Shaman says: Just hold on a second please, I'm busy healing someone.
HP:102 EP:52> request healing
The shaman takes your 20 gold and heals you.
HP:128 EP:78> Someone says: entrance
request healing
Shaman says: What? I can't see you.
HP:128 EP:78> request healing
Shaman says: What? I can't see you.

*At this point, I was wondering why I couldn't heal then it hit me and everything became a blur of pressing keys...

HP:128 EP:78> In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
Without warning, Someone stabs you from behind!
^ ]Newbiecomm Gyro: It is very frustrating to helpers for that
e
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, s and u)
 A flabby orc guard
HP:128 EP:78> Someone misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
n
A torch-lit hallway(e, armoury and s)
 An iron key [broken]
 An iron key [broken]
HP:128 EP:78> In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
You chuckle as Someone feebly attempts to headbutt you.
e
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s)
HP:128 EP:78> e
A torch-lit hallway(w, d and s)

*This is where I believe I followed my attempt to break guards routine... 

HP:128 EP:78> You notice Someone sizing you up.
d
Someone massacres you with incredible force!
Someone misses you.
You inflict massive damage to someone.
Someone smashes his forehead into your nose.
w
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and u)
HP:82 EP:78> A torch-lit hallway(e and s)
 A huge orc guard
HP:82 EP:78> s
A torch-lit hallway(n and s)
 A patrolling guard
HP:82 EP:78> You notice Someone sizing you up.
You notice Someone sizing you up.
s
A torch-lit hallway(n, e and s)
HP:82 EP:78> n
A torch-lit hallway(n and s)
 A patrolling guard
HP:82 EP:78> You notice Someone sizing you up.
n
A torch-lit hallway(e and s)
 A huge orc guard
HP:82 EP:78> n
You notice Someone sizing you up.
You can't go that way!

*This is where I decide to take an about face and try the closest HB I know and pray I could make it.

HP:82 EP:78> e
Someone hits you.
Someone misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and u)
HP:78 EP:79> up
You notice Someone sizing you up.
A torch-lit hallway(w, d and s)
HP:78 EP:79> w
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, e and s)
HP:78 EP:79> s
You notice Someone sizing you up.
The officers' messhall(n)
 Rilornd slouches against the wall 
 Ingornt sits here peacefully eating
HP:78 EP:79> Someone smashes his forehead into your nose.
You notice Someone sizing you up.
Someone misses you.
Someone misses you.
You miss someone.
You notice Someone sizing you up.
You notice Someone sizing you up.
You notice Someone sizing you up.

*enough with the sizing? 

leap off balcony
You blindly leap off the balcony towards the ground below!
The mess hall of Cirith Ungol(w, n and e)
 An orc guard eating a meal
 An orc soldier eating a meal
You fall helplessly to the ground, landing face first!

*dang I didn't land feet first.
*TIME TO RUN!!!

HP:59 EP:79> s
You can't go that way!
HP:59 EP:79> w
A torch-lit hallway(n, e and s)
HP:59 EP:79> w
You can't go that way!
HP:59 EP:79> s
A torch-lit hallway(w, n, se, e and sw)
HP:59 EP:79> s
e
You can't go that way!
HP:59 EP:79> A torch-lit hallway(w, se, e and sw)
HP:59 EP:79> e
A torch-lit hallway(w, se, e and sw)
HP:59 EP:79> s
You can't go that way!
HP:59 EP:79> e
An entrance hall(nw, w and out)
HP:59 EP:79> e
You can't go that way!
HP:59 EP:79> out
The courtyard of Cirith Ungol(tower, sw, gate and ne)
 The Watchers of Cirith Ungol
 A staked head
HP:59 EP:79> s
You can't go that way!
HP:59 EP:79> l
    This is the central area of the tower's courtyard.  On one
side stand the fearsome Watchers, guarding the entrance and exit
from the compound, while on the other side are the massive doors
that lead into the tower proper.  The remnants of the recent
battle are still evident here, although all of the bodies have
been piled to the northwest.  The doors to the tower are thrown
wide open, and the re-fortification of the tower makes this quite 
a busy area.  
The sky is clear yet still dark as night.
    The only obvious exits are tower, southwest, gate and northeast.
 The Watchers of Cirith Ungol
 A staked head
HP:59 EP:79> sw
The courtyard of Cirith Ungol(stable and ne)
HP:60 EP:80> move bail
Move what?
HP:60 EP:80> move bale
    You push the bale with all your might, pricking your hand
on the tough straw as you do so.  Suddenly the bale slides back
and a small entrance into the stack is revealed to you.
HP:55 EP:80> 










%%% Disconnected from server.

*sigh you guys really gave me a scare. I wonder who you are...