You tie the rope around your midsection, and the captain braces himself
carefully.  You descend outside the giant wall, to the field below.  You wonder
what awaits you there....
On a hill outside the Minas Tirith wall
 A dim orc lackey
 A smelly orc minion
 An orc leader
HP:173 EP:112> ^ Keea: err, going?
You are too busy to make an attack!
Dim orc lackey hits you hard.
Smelly orc minion misses you.
Smelly orc minion says in some strange tongue:  untmerk' snortporl antharg
 grunt, ug!
Orc leader massacres you with incredible force!
You miss Smelly orc minion with a clumsy slash.
Dim orc lackey grazes you.
Smelly orc minion misses you.
Orc leader hits you very hard.
You miss Dim orc lackey with a clumsy slash.
Dim orc lackey misses you.
Smelly orc minion misses you.
Orc leader misses you.
shape
You miss Orc leader with a clumsy slash.
Dim orc lackey misses you.
Smelly orc minion misses you.
Orc leader inflicts massive damage to you.
Orc leader is in average shape.
HP:115 EP:114> You miss Smelly orc minion with a clumsy slash.
Dim orc lackey misses you.
Smelly orc minion scratches you.
Orc leader hits you very hard.
shape all
Smelly orc minion is near death.
Orc leader is in average shape.
Dim orc lackey is in average shape.
HP:103 EP:114> tug rope
You cut Dim orc lackey with a flick of the wrist.
There is the distant "THWACK" of a catapult and you feel a heavy impact nearby.
Dim orc lackey misses you.
Smelly orc minion hits you very hard.
Orc leader misses you.
You tug on your rope. <------ [Forgot the command.]
HP:92 EP:114> You miss Orc leader with a clumsy slash.
The heat of battle seizes your heart.  You gaze out at the enemy, snarling.
Dim orc lackey misses you.
Smelly orc minion misses you.
Orc leader hits you hard.
  By the devilry of the Witch King of Angmar, Lord Theoden, King
of the Riddermark, has fallen.
You miss Dim orc lackey with a clumsy slash.
Dim orc lackey misses you.
Smelly orc minion hits you hard.
Orc leader hits you very hard.
You stab Smelly orc minion making a small red hole.
Dim orc lackey misses you.
Smelly orc minion misses you.
Orc leader misses you.
You miss Orc leader with a clumsy slash.
Dim orc lackey misses you.
Smelly orc minion misses you.
Orc leader hits you hard.
You miss Dim orc lackey with a clumsy slash.
Your head is clearing.
Dim orc lackey misses you.
Smelly orc minion misses you.
Orc leader hits you very hard.
[ Meglivornth ] Navidian: come back up jas. i have a phial
tug rope <------------[I'm sitting here wondering why it isn't working] 
You tug on your rope.
HP:45 EP:116> You slice Orc leader with a deft riposte.
Dim orc lackey misses you.
Smelly orc minion misses you.
Orc leader inflicts massive damage to you.
You stab Dim orc lackey making a small red hole.
Dim orc lackey misses you.
Smelly orc minion hits you very hard.
Orc leader hits you very hard.
yank rope <---------------------**I remember in the knick of time!**
    You grasp the rope and give it a really hard tug.  You feel a jerk,
and then begin to be hoisted upwards...  
HP:3 EP:116> You miss Orc leader with a clumsy slash.
Dim orc lackey misses you.
Smelly orc minion misses you.
Orc leader hits you.
You are bleeding to death.
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
HP:-2 EP:116> You are bleeding to death.
Raucous cheers rise up from the fields below.  The enemy is active.
    Finally, the top of the wall!  After you haul yourself over the 
edge of the parapet, you untie the rope from your waist.

On a walkway above Minas Tirith(e and w)
 A severed head
 Navidian the silvan Untouchable (Impartial)
 An empty bottle
 An empty bottle
 An empty bottle
 Thrikmar the dunedain Warlord (Immoral)
 A bottle of wine
 A bottle of wine
 A bowl with a lid
 A bowl with a lid
 A bowl with a lid
 A Dunedain Captain holding the end of a rope
You are bleeding to death.
You are bleeding to death.
You are bleeding to death.
Archer enters.
Thrikmar bandages your wounds.
You are still unconscious.
[ Meglivornth ] Piotyr: how is everyone today?
You are still unconscious.
Archer looks at you.
The archer says: I think I'll need more arrows.   Bring some my way if you find any.
Archer winks at you.
Navidian strikes a sarcastic pose!
Navidian says: whew!!
You are still unconscious.
^ Mithellion: Mithellion mourns Theoden
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
[ Meglivornth ] Thrikmar: WHEW!
You are still unconscious.
[ Meglivornth ] Chantress salutes and tickles Piotyr.
You are still unconscious.
Navidian faints dead away.
You are still unconscious.
Archer gets an arrow from his quiver.
Archer nocks an arrow to his bowstring.
Archer draws back on his bow.
The archer shoots an arrow at an orc in the field below.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You hear the Captain angrily growl something about dropping his flail.
[ Meglivornth ] Thrikmar: Jasumin is bleeding to death and needs to be
     bandaged!
You are still unconscious.
Navidian says: of course i misspelled his name!
You are still unconscious.
Archer enters.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
Navidian says: i need to alias "bandage"!
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You regain consciousness.
Navidian looks at you.
Archer spits over the rail at the orcs.
say I forgot the syntax ;)
You say: I forgot the syntax ;)
HP:2 EP:119> Navidian says: whew.. hand ove the rope, hun :)