I was the first to kill Britney!

Posted by
Camillus [legacy]
Uploaded
16 March 2002 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

I take her out HARDCORE! This ho deserves it, as seen by her description. War enjoyed the second ... kill.


HP:230 EP:202 l britney spears
    Not a girl, not yet a woman, but definitely a tramp. This pop vixon revels in
her status as a role model to young girls. Why not? Someone needs to show those
eight-year olds how to wear hip-huggers. She's displaying her mid-section as always, 
and has that vague look on her face. The outfit is made complete by a the microphone
attached around her face. Although one must wonder why she has it since she doesn't
really use it.
 She is carrying:
A pair of heeled boots (worn).
A low-cut belly shirt (worn).
A pair of hip-huggers (worn).
HP:230 EP:204 kill britney
You attack Britney Spears.
HP:230 EP:204 You smash Britney Spears with a bone-shattering impact.
Britney Spears scatches you across the face.
kill britney
You attack Britney Spears.
HP:230 EP:204 You bruise Britney Spears deeply.
Britney Spears swings her fist wide in a lame attempt to punch you.
You are wet!  You drip water everywhere.
^^^^^^^^^^^^NO CLUE HOW THAT HAPPENED (whore)^^^^^^^^^^^^^
HP:230 EP:204 You brush Britney Spears.
Britney Spears slaps you across the mouth.

HP:230 EP:204 You smash Britney Spears with a bone-shattering impact.
Britney Spears swings her fist wide in a lame attempt to punch you.
Britney stumbles back after getting hit with a tomato!
You smash Britney Spears with a bone-shattering impact.
Britney Spears swings her fist wide in a lame attempt to punch you.
You bruise Britney Spears deeply.
Britney Spears swings her fist wide in a lame attempt to punch you.
You smash Britney Spears with a bone-shattering impact.
Britney Spears scatches you across the face.
headbutt
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Britney Spears!
HP:230 EP:170 You brush Britney Spears.
Britney Spears swings her fist wide in a lame attempt to punch you.
shape
Britney Spears is in average shape.
HP:230 EP:170 You smash Britney Spears with a bone-shattering impact.
Britney Spears slaps you across the mouth.

HP:230 EP:170 You deal a crushing blow to Britney Spears.
Britney Spears slaps you across the mouth.
You bruise Britney Spears deeply.
Britney Spears scatches you across the face.
shape
Britney Spears doesn't look so great.
HP:230 EP:170 You bruise Britney Spears deeply.
Britney Spears kicks you in the shin with her boot.
You bruise Britney Spears deeply.
Britney Spears drives the heel of her boot into you.
shape
Britney Spears doesn't look so great.
HP:230 EP:171 You bruise Britney Spears deeply.
Britney Spears drives the heel of her boot into you.
You smash Britney Spears with a bone-shattering impact.
Britney Spears scatches you across the face.
shape
Britney Spears is near death.
HP:230 EP:171 You smack Britney Spears.
Britney Spears kicks you in the shin with her boot.
You smash Britney Spears with a bone-shattering impact.
Britney Spears kicks you in the shin with her boot.
' die!
You say: die!
HP:230 EP:171 ' die!
You say: die!
HP:230 EP:171 ' die!
You say: die!
HP:230 EP:171 ' die!
You say: die!
HP:230 EP:171 You smack Britney Spears.
Britney Spears kicks you in the shin with her boot.
You smash Britney Spears with a bone-shattering impact.
Britney Spears scatches you across the face.
You bruise Britney Spears deeply.
Britney Spears falls to the ground.
Britney Spears is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Britney Spears is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
kill
You decide to put Britney Spears out of her misery.
HP:230 EP:172     You smile in grim satisfaction as your foe falls to the overwhelming
force of your attack.  You draw the warhammer back behind your head, then
bring it around in a whistling, vicious arc.  With a solid "Thunk!", you
embed the warhammer deeply into your foe's skull.  Your opponent collapses
in a boneless heap at your feet.
You killed Britney Spears.
With a final blow, you finish off Britney.
Britney Spears has died.
        Great battle, the room needs to be cleaned up. Exit in a minute
    or be thrown out!
take all from corpse into pack
a pair of hip-huggers : Ok.
a low-cut belly shirt : Ok.
a pair of heeled boots : Ok.
a pair of breast implants : Ok.
HP:230 EP:172 3
There is nothing in the corpse to take.
HP:230 EP:172 l
    A dirt-filled fighting pit rests stands here before you. Most of the
pit is covered in blood and gore, however, most of that is dried. The
stench of death is in the air. YUM!
    The only obvious exit is out.
 Corpse of Britney Spears
HP:230 EP:173 out
If you leave really wish to exit the arena type 'leave', however, 
any battle will be forfeit.
HP:230 EP:173 l
    A dirt-filled fighting pit rests stands here before you. Most of the
pit is covered in blood and gore, however, most of that is dried. The
stench of death is in the air. YUM!
    The only obvious exit is out.
 Corpse of Britney Spears
HP:230 EP:173 [ Udungul ] War: I penetrated britney spears
l corpse
This is the dead body of Britney Spears.
HP:230 EP:173 leave
    The crowd splits into two distinct lines here, a much smaller line
leads to the counter to pay to fight someone in the arena while a 
larger line leads to buying a ticket to view fights in the arena. A
bright new sign shows the prices and types of tickets one can buy.
    The only obvious exits are west and arena.
 Spansh the dunlending Master Ranger (Angelic)
 Raqtor the dwarf Magneto (Static)
 Elanor the flower girl is selling roses here
 A trash can
 The ticket agent
HP:230 EP:174 gold
You search your pockets and find 259 gold.
HP:230 EP:174 Raqtor looks at a flyer.
l in pack
Pack contains:
  A pair of breast implants
  A pair of heeled boots
  A low-cut belly shirt
  A pair of hip-huggers
  A sausage formed in the likeness of a Mandos
  A bright red apple with a bite missing
  A bright red apple with a bite missing
  A recipe for scooby snacks
  A finely crafted dagger
  A slender silver rod
  A bowl of fish stew
  A bowl of fish stew
  A bowl of fish stew
  A bowl of fish stew
  A bowl of fish stew
  A bowl of fish stew
  A walking staff
  A silver flask

HP:230 EP:174 Raqtor leaves west.
take implants from pack
Ok.
HP:230 EP:174 wear implants
That is not an armour!
HP:230 EP:175 l implants
    Wow, whoever had these sure went for the supersize version. This a
rather large pair of silicon breast implants. They have a very gelly like
feel when you hold them in your hand.