Yeah, i usually dont post attempts, but wtf was this guy thinking?
You follow your leader north. The Great Gates of Minas Tirith(n, e, enter and s) Jayz the dunedain Archer Rome the dunedain Warlord (Moral) Spartan the dunedain Deathmaster (Heroic) Brahm the dwarf Warlord (Moral) A bowl with a lid A bowl with a lid Elrohir, son of Elrond Elladan, son of Elrond Legolas Greenleaf Gimli, son of Gloin A signpost A hitching post You become the new leader of your party. Brahm leaves north. HP:230 EP:66 Laryn tells you: a menacing spiked mace is now on sale as lot 164, minimum bid 130 gold Spartan laughs out loud. Numensule enters. trigger off Trigger deactivated. HP:230 EP:66 Brahm enters. Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:66 The Great West Road(w, n, e and s) Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:66 The Walls of Minas Tirith(w, n, e and ne) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. HP:230 EP:66 The Great West Road(w, e, sw, ne and s) Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:66 The Great West Road(w, n, e, sw, ne and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. HP:230 EP:66 The Great West Road(w, n, e, sw and s) Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:66 The Great West Road(w, n, e and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. HP:230 EP:66 The Great West Road(nw, w, n, e and s) Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:66 The Great West Road(w, nw, n, se, e and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:66 The Great West Road(w, nw, n, se, e and s) Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:66 The Great West Road(w, nw, n, se, e, ne and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:66 The Great West Road(w, n, e and s) Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:66 Outside the Rammas Echor(w, n and s) Byrjun the sindar Chemist (Impartial) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:66 Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:66 Byrjun leaves north. Jayz spins around and throws Anonymous figure to the ground! Jayz misses someone. Spartan attacks an anonymous figure. Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:65 The Great West Road(w, n, e and s) Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 The Great West Road(w, nw, n, se, e, ne and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:65 Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:65 The Great West Road(w, nw, n, se, e and s) Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 The Great West Road(w, nw, n, se, e and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. HP:230 EP:65 The Great West Road(nw, w, n, e and s) Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 The Great West Road(w, n, e and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:65 The Great West Road(w, n, e, sw and s) Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 The Great West Road(w, n, e, sw, ne and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:65 The Great West Road(w, e, sw, ne and s) Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 enter Spartan misses someone. Anonymous figure gets uncomfortably close to Spartan. Jayz brutally plunges the blade into someone. The Walls of Minas Tirith(w, n, e and ne) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. HP:230 EP:65 The Great West Road(w, n, e and s) Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 The Great Gates of Minas Tirith(n, e, enter and s) Brahm the dwarf Warlord (Moral) A bowl with a lid A bowl with a lid Elrohir, son of Elrond Elladan, son of Elrond Legolas Greenleaf Gimli, son of Gloin A signpost A hitching post Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:65 Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(w, nw, n, s and pelennor) An empty mug Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 Spartan cracks someone's head with the flat of the blade! Anonymous figure lunges futilely at Spartan. Jayz sinks the blade into someone with the curdling shout of a pirate! Rome gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into someone! Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:64 Street(w, n and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. HP:230 EP:64 Street(n and s) Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:64 Street(n and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:64 Street(w, n and s) An injured guard limps along slowly Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:64 Street(n and sw) An empty mug Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. HP:230 EP:64 Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:64 Street(sw, s and ne) Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:64 A large gate(sw, gate and ne) A tall guard of Minas Tirith A tall guard of Minas Tirith Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:64 As you near the gate, a guard steps forward and halts you. The guard asks you for the password to advance to the next level. You whisper the password to him, to ensure that no one hears. The guard looks at you, seeming to judge not only your answer, but also to judge your person and your allegiance. After a moment of thought, the guard waves you through. Street(w, gate and ne) Vermont, a proud Gondorian citizen Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:64 Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:64 Street(enter, e, sw and ne) A young errand boy A Gondorian civilian Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. HP:230 EP:64 Spartan misses someone. Rome misses someone. Anonymous figure gets uncomfortably close to Spartan. Jayz staggers and grazes someone, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut. Street(n, e, sw and ne) Corpse of Merchant Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 Street(e, sw and ne) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:65 Street(w, n and sw) A Gondorian civilian Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:65 Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:65 Market square(w, nw, n, se, e, s and ne) A young errand boy Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. HP:230 EP:65 Street(nw, w, n and s) A pictorial signpost Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 An outcropping of rock(n, steps and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. HP:230 EP:65 An arched tunnel(n and s) Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 An outcropping of rock(steps, n and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:65 Street(nw, w, n, e and s) Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 Street(w, nw and s) A Gondorian civilian Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. HP:230 EP:65 Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:65 Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:65 Street(w, nw, n and se) Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 Street(w, nw, se and e) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:65 Street(nw and se) Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 Spartan misses someone. Rome pierces someone's chest, spilling tides of blood! Anonymous figure lunges futilely at Spartan. Jayz misses someone. Gatehouse leading to level three(w, se and gate) A tall guard of Minas Tirith A tall guard of Minas Tirith Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. You hear a footstep nearby. HP:230 EP:65 Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:65 As you near the gate, a guard steps forward and halts you. The guard asks you for the password to advance to the next level. You whisper the password to him, to ensure that no one hears. The guard looks at you, seeming to judge not only your answer, but also to judge your person and your allegiance. After a moment of thought, the guard waves you through. A large gate(nw, se and gate) A citizen of Minas Tirith A citizen of Minas Tirith Jayz walks in through the gates. Rome walks in through the gates. Spartan walks in through the gates. HP:230 EP:65 A city street(nw, se and ne) A citizen of Minas Tirith Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:65 A city street(nw, ne and s) A citizen of Minas Tirith Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 Do: starting commands. HP:230 EP:65 The entrance to the Great Hall of the Guard(n, se, e, enter and s) A citizen of Minas Tirith A small cat A small cat A High Guard of Minas Tirith A High Guard of Minas Tirith Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:65 A tunnel(n and s) A shady looking character Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 A city street(w, n, e and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:65 Do: Commands completed. HP:230 EP:65 Minas Tirith weaponmaster(w, out and s) A trash can Dornas is here, manning the counter Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 Dornas steps in your way, scowling. Dornas exclaims: We don't allow your kind of scum back there! HP:230 EP:65 You can't go that way! HP:230 EP:65 A city street(w, n, e and s) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:65 A city street(n and sw) A citizen of Minas Tirith Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:65 You can't go that way! HP:230 EP:65 A city street(nw, se, sw and ne) Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:64 A large gate(sw, ne and gate) A tall guard of Minas Tirith A tall guard of Minas Tirith Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:64 Outside a stone building(w, enter and ne) A very strong looking guard. Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:64 The fellowship lounge room(nw, n, out, e and s) A Stonewright is resting here. Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:64 The workroom(w and n) A worker practicing his stoneworking skills A Stonewright is here looking thoughtful. Spartan enters. Rome enters. Jayz enters. HP:230 EP:64 The supply room(n and e) Jayz enters. Rome enters. Spartan enters. HP:230 EP:59 l This is a musty room containing supplies for the workroom to the east. There are many pieces of rock of all sizes, enough to last the Fellowship a month or so. There are also all sorts of tools for working with the rock. The north door is locked. The only obvious exits are north and east. Spartan the dunedain Deathmaster (Heroic) Rome the dunedain Warlord (Moral) Jayz the dunedain Archer HP:230 EP:59 curse You swear loudly for a long time.