Linux dies

Posted by
Mirgul [legacy]
Uploaded
23 November 2001 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Whee, I love playing with newbies!


HP:230 EP:225 The south door swings open.
Ermac enters.
Ermac closes the south door.
Anonymous figure slashes Ermac deeply, causing substantial damage.
Ermac says: lock dooor
Ermac says: lock dooor
Anonymous figure gores Ermac hideously, spattering blood everywhere.
Roku attacks an anonymous figure.
Anonymous figure misses Roku.
Roku misses someone.
Roku locks the south door.
Anonymous figure misses Roku.
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    This is another lockhole, and just as filthy as the others.
The air is musty and stale, and reeks of sweat. This room was cut into
of the side of a hill, and is being used as a prison cell. A door to 
your south leads back out into the hallway.
The south door is locked.
    The only obvious exit is south.
 An anonymous figure
 Ermac the dunedain Petty Thief (Impartial)
 Roku the dunedain Slayer (Moral)
 A harmless looking prisoner is sitting here.
 HP:230 EP:226 Jabba tells you: I have no end.
Anonymous figure impales Roku on steely fangs, inflicting immense pain.
Ermac misses someone.
shield ermac
Ermac tells you: attack
You begin shielding Ermac.
 HP:230 EP:226 Anonymous figure impales Roku on steely fangs, inflicting immense pain.
Ermac misses someone.
Anonymous figure misses Roku.
Ermac misses someone.
Anonymous figure gores Roku hideously, spattering blood everywhere.
Roku misses someone.
Ermac misses someone.
headbutt figure
Anonymous figure slashes Roku deeply, causing substantial damage.
Roku misses someone.
Ermac misses someone.
Roku tried to give you an elven short sword, but your hands are full.
'========---(MOTHER FUCKER!!))======It is not a crime to attack anonymous figures!
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
 HP:230 EP:191 headbutt figure
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
 HP:230 EP:191 Anonymous figure gores you hideously, spattering blood everywhere.
Roku misses someone.
You hit someone very hard.
Ermac misses someone.
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Gold: 164     (rough)  Encumbrance: unencumbered        
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A small blueberry pastry (in hands).
 A small blueberry pastry (in hands).
 A glass flute.
 A silver harp.
 A Haradrim lute.
 Mirgul's Spellbook.
 Rank insignia.
 A message stone.
 A beautiful, albeit empty pipe.
 A small silver lute.
 HP:218 EP:191 Roku tried to give you an elven short sword, but your hands are full.
Anonymous figure gores you hideously, spattering blood everywhere.
Roku misses someone.
You hit someone very hard.
Ermac misses someone.
Ermac says: its linux
Ermac falls down laughing.
Ermac falls down laughing.
Ermac falls down laughing.
Ermac falls down laughing.
Roku looks at you.
Anonymous figure misses you.
Roku misses someone.
You miss someone.
Ermac misses someone.
give pastry to ermac
give pastry to ermac
Ermac's hands are full.
 HP:209 EP:192 Ermac's hands are full.
 HP:209 EP:192 Anonymous figure slashes you deeply, causing substantial damage.
Roku hits someone very hard.
You miss someone.
Ermac misses someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
Roku misses someone.
You hit someone.
Ermac misses someone.
eat pastry
Ermac devours the pastry getting filling all over the place.
Ermac devours the pastry getting filling all over the place.
give pastry to ermac
You devour the pastry and wipe the filling from your face.
 HP:215 EP:203 You give Ermac a small blueberry pastry.
 HP:215 EP:203 Anonymous figure slashes you deeply, causing substantial damage.
Roku grazes someone.
You are too busy to make an attack!
wield sword
Anonymous figure gores you hideously, spattering blood everywhere.
Roku misses someone.
You graze someone.
Wield what?
 HP:197 EP:203 wield sword
Anonymous figure misses you.
Roku inflicts massive damage to someone.
You miss someone.
Wield what?
 HP:197 EP:203 Fragrant smoke curls lazily from Anonymous figure's pipe.
Anonymous figure misses you.
Roku misses someone.
You miss someone.
tell roku sword
shape
You tell Roku: sword
 HP:197 EP:203 Someone doesn't look so great.
 HP:197 EP:203 Anonymous figure misses you.
Roku misses someone.
You miss someone.
Ermac misses someone.
tell roku quick
Anonymous figure says: allright
You tell Roku: quick
 HP:197 EP:203 Anonymous figure gores you hideously, spattering blood everywhere.
Roku misses someone.
You miss someone.
Ermac misses someone.
Roku removes an elven short sword.
Roku gives you an elven short sword.
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wield sword
    This is another lockhole, and just as filthy as the others.
The air is musty and stale, and reeks of sweat. This room was cut into
of the side of a hill, and is being used as a prison cell. A door to 
your south leads back out into the hallway.
The south door is locked.
    The only obvious exit is south.
 An anonymous figure
 Ermac the dunedain Petty Thief (Impartial)
 Roku the dunedain Slayer (Moral)
 A harmless looking prisoner is sitting here.
 HP:188 EP:204 You wield your elven short sword.
 HP:188 EP:204 Anonymous figure misses you.
Roku misses someone.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Ermac misses someone.
roar
Roku wields his elven short sword.
You roar FORTH EVILLINGAS!!
 HP:188 EP:204 Anonymous figure misses you.
You miss someone.
Ermac misses someone.
Roku tells you: i got 2
Anonymous figure gores you hideously, spattering blood everywhere.
Your blind fighting skill has increased due to use.
You inflict massive damage to someone.
Ermac misses someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
Roku misses someone.
You hit someone very hard.
Ermac misses someone.
headbutt
shape
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into your opponent!
 HP:179 EP:169 Someone is near death.
 HP:179 EP:169 Roku says: DIE FUCKING FIGURE
Anonymous figure misses you.
Roku misses someone.
You hit someone very hard.
Ermac misses someone.
Ermac says: you are going to die
Anonymous figure misses you.
Roku hits someone hard.
You miss someone.
Ermac misses someone.
Anonymous figure misses you.
Roku hits someone very hard.
You hit someone hard.
Ermac misses someone.
Roku says: your DEAD
Roku says: your DEAD
Roku says: your DEAD
Anonymous figure falls to the ground.
Anonymous figure is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Someone steps out of the background.
headbutt
Ermac puts Linux out of his misery.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
 HP:180 EP:170 Roku puts Linux out of his misery.
Roku puts Linux out of his misery.
Roku puts Linux out of his misery.
Roku puts Linux out of his misery.
Roku puts Linux out of his misery.
Roku puts Linux out of his misery.
Linux has died.