Tnt goes boom

Posted by
Rendor [legacy]
Uploaded
26 November 2001 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Stupid names, and foolish titles can get someone hurt.


 
Someone had mistaken ideas about who was REALLY "Numero Uno"...
Someone had to correct this mistake.
That someone, was me! :)



HP:230 EP:110 w
 HP:230 EP:110 Celebrad tells you: mirgul with him
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and sw)
 An old gossiper [43 rumours, 34 new]
 HP:230 EP:109 l n
The door is closed.
 HP:230 EP:109 tell celebrad really
You tell Celebrad: really
 HP:230 EP:110 n
You open the north door.
A storeroom(s and ne)
 Mirgul the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A guard
You close the south door.
 HP:230 EP:109 Tnt makes a clean slice into Guard opening the chest.
Mirgul snaps Guard burning flesh and sizzling blood.
Guard inflicts massive damage to Tnt.
Tnt zips the axe through the air around Guard.
Mirgul sends tails flying at Guard, but they miss their mark.
Mirgul misses Guard.
Guard misses Tnt.
You open the south door.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and sw)
 An old gossiper [43 rumours, 34 new]
You close the north door.
 HP:230 EP:109 
 HP:230 EP:108 n
You open the north door.
A storeroom(s and ne)
 Mirgul the sindar Archmage (Hand of Eru)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A guard
You close the south door.
 HP:230 EP:108 smile
Tnt zips the axe through the air around Guard.
Mirgul snaps Guard burning flesh and sizzling blood.
Mirgul cackles evilly as he burns Guard painfully.
Guard misses Tnt.
Celebrad tells you: *nod*
You smile like a mischievous dunedain.
 HP:230 EP:108 l guard
Dizm tells you: whats up?
l tnt
Tnt pokes Guard in the eye with the point of the hilt.
Mirgul cracks Guard with tails wrapping and burning.
Mirgul sets Guard aflame with the fiery whip of Angband!
Guard scratches Tnt.
Tnt drives the axe into Guard destroying the sternum.
Mirgul pummels Guard with multiple blows from the whip!
The dark power of Angband envelops Guard in a wreath of evil flame!
Guard misses Tnt.
Mirgul looks at you.
    This is one of Minas Tirith's many guards.  He wears the colours
of the city guard and stands rigidly at attention.  His bearing is
almost military and he keeps one eye on you.
 He is carrying:
A gleaming sword (wielded).
A soldier's uniform (worn).
 HP:230 EP:108 You see a hobbit punk with a Ruby Mohawk. 
He wears a black cloak that covers his entire puny physique.
The cloak is possibly made from the thick skin of an Uruk-Hai.
He sees you looking at him and suddenly says,"I've gots me lots of T-N-T!!!"
You couldn't help thinking this hobbit might've smoked too much crack.
You decided to stay away from this crack smoking hobbit punk.
 
 
 
Tnt has the look of a seasoned adventurer.
Tnt is a Soldier of the Dunedain of the North.
 He is carrying:
A finely crafted axe (wielded).
Tower Guard's helmet (worn).
A dwarven war shield (worn).
A crystal (worn).
A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn).
An old leather baldric (worn).
A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
A silver harp.
A silver harp.
A spellbook.
A message stone.
A silver harp.
A large, empty dragonclaw pipe.
A silver harp.
A short, empty briar pipe.
 HP:230 EP:108  HP:230 EP:108 Tnt makes a clean slice into Guard opening the chest.
Mirgul sends tails flying at Guard, but they miss their mark.
Mirgul misses Guard.
Guard misses Tnt.
shape mirgul
Tnt zips the axe through the air around Guard.
Mirgul snaps Guard burning flesh and sizzling blood.
Guard misses Tnt.
Mirgul is in perfect shape.
Mirgul is a bit tipsy.
 HP:230 EP:107 smile
You smile like a mischievous dunedain.
 HP:230 EP:107 Tnt pokes Guard in the eye with the point of the hilt.
Mirgul sends tails flying at Guard, but they miss their mark.
Guard misses Tnt.
Tnt pokes Guard in the eye with the point of the hilt.
Mirgul hits Guard striking and immolating with multiple tails!
Guard hits Tnt very hard.
Mirgul smiles.
Tnt zips the axe through the air around Guard.
Mirgul sends tails flying at Guard, but they miss their mark.
Mirgul misses Guard.
Guard misses Tnt.
shape tnt
Tnt pokes Guard in the eye with the point of the hilt.
Mirgul sends tails flying at Guard, but they miss their mark.
Guard inflicts massive damage to Tnt.
Tnt doesn't look so great.

You begin to hunt Tnt.
HP:230 EP:106 You sneak up and stab Tnt from behind!
HP:230 EP:56 Tnt doesn't look so great.
HP:230 EP:56 HP:230 EP:56 Mirgul pummels Guard with multiple blows from the whip!


You sink the blade into Tnt with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Guard misses Tnt.
Tnt opens the south door.
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and sw)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 An old gossiper [43 rumours, 34 new]
Tnt closes the north door.
 HP:230 EP:55 

You pierce Tnt's chest, spilling tides of blood!
Tnt leaves southwest.
You follow Tnt southwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(enter, sw and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
shape
 HP:230 EP:54 Mirgul tells you: rotfl
Mirgul tells you: rotfl
Mirgul tells you: rotfl
Tnt leaves southwest.
You follow Tnt southwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, s and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
You miss Tnt.
drink phial
Tnt opens the northwest door.
Tnt leaves northwest.
You follow Tnt northwest.
The Office of Estates(n, e and se)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt closes the southeast door.
You stagger and graze Tnt, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.

Tnt is near death.
 HP:230 EP:52 You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect.  Slowly,
you feel your body growing in strength and power!  You feel like you 
could take on anyone!  Yes!  YES!  You feel incredible!
 HP:230 EP:52  HP:230 EP:52 
 HP:230 EP:152 shape
You brutally plunge the blade into Tnt.

Tnt is near death.
Tnt opens the southeast door.
Tnt leaves southeast.
You follow Tnt southeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, s and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt closes the northwest door.
headbutt
You miss Tnt.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Tnt.
 HP:230 EP:129 You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Tnt.
 HP:230 EP:109 Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
A wide tunnel(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A guard patrolling the city
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, se and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt opens the south door.
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
An overly decorated house(n, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A woman stands here
Tnt closes the north door.
 HP:230 EP:109 hspae
You crack Tnt's head with the flat of the blade!
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
An overdecorated room(n)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
shape
What?
 HP:230 EP:108 Tnt is near death.
 HP:230 EP:108 You miss Tnt.
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
An overly decorated house(n, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A woman stands here
Tnt opens the north door.
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, se and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt closes the south door.
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
A wide tunnel(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A guard patrolling the city

 HP:230 EP:106 You miss Tnt.
tell mirgul :)
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt is back!
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
A wide tunnel(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A guard patrolling the city
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, se and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno

You tell Mirgul: :)
 HP:230 EP:105 Tnt opens the south door.
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
An overly decorated house(n, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A woman stands here
Tnt closes the north door.
Tnt opens the north door.
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, se and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt closes the south door.
 HP:230 EP:105 
 HP:230 EP:105 
You miss Tnt.
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
A wide tunnel(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A guard patrolling the city
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 HP:230 EP:106 
 HP:230 EP:106 
You sink the blade into Tnt with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, s and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
A wide tunnel(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A guard patrolling the city
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, se and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt opens the south door.
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
An overly decorated house(n, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A woman stands here
Tnt closes the north door.
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
An overdecorated room(n)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
The effects wear off.
 HP:230 EP:104 Mirgul tells you: you the shit

You miss Tnt.
 HP:230 EP:103 
 HP:230 EP:103 l
You miss Tnt.

Tnt gets a small blueberry pastry from a large harvester's pack.
Tnt devours the pastry getting filling all over the place.
Tnt gets a small blueberry pastry from a large harvester's pack.
Tnt devours the pastry getting filling all over the place.
    This room is decorated almost as badly as the rest of the house, 
though at least one end -- where the sink is -- is not as full of 
knicknacks as the other parts.  You wonder why someone would spend
so much time and money collecting these worthless and annoying objects.
    The only obvious exit is north.
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 HP:230 EP:102  HP:230 EP:102 
You miss Tnt.
Tnt gets a small blueberry pastry from a large harvester's pack.
Tnt devours the pastry getting filling all over the place.
Tnt gets a small blueberry pastry from a large harvester's pack.
 HP:230 EP:100 focus aim
You miss Tnt.
You focused on aim last time, try something different!
Tnt is near death.
 HP:230 EP:99 You sink the blade into Tnt with the curdling shout of a pirate!
get all into pack
There is nothing here to get.
 HP:230 EP:98 
 HP:230 EP:98 
You miss Tnt.
 HP:230 EP:96 Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
An overly decorated house(n, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A woman stands here

Tnt opens the north door.
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, se and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt closes the south door.
 HP:230 EP:96 
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno

 HP:230 EP:96 You crack Tnt's head with the flat of the blade!
 HP:230 EP:97 Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
A wide tunnel(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A guard patrolling the city
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno

 HP:230 EP:97 
You miss Tnt.
 HP:230 EP:96 
 HP:230 EP:96 
 HP:230 EP:96 
You stagger and graze Tnt, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.

 HP:230 EP:94 Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, s and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 HP:230 EP:94 
 HP:230 EP:94 
You miss Tnt.
 HP:230 EP:93 
 HP:230 EP:93 You miss Tnt.

Tnt opens the northwest door.
Tnt leaves northwest.
You follow Tnt northwest.
The Office of Estates(n, e and se)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt closes the southeast door.
Adunazon the dunedain Tidal Wave (swallowing the Light) 
Adunazon is sleeping peacefully.
Last on: 5h 12m 46s ago.                  Gender: male
Age: 32d 11h 31m 56s                      (Guildmaster) 
Can be mailed: Adunazon@Osgiliath         Adunazon has recorded a life story.
Info: Day by day my power and faith grow stronger.. Son of Ulfang 
 HP:230 EP:92 You crack Tnt's head with the flat of the blade!

 HP:230 EP:90 Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
An office room(s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 Leord, the Director of the Office of Estates

 HP:230 EP:90 
You miss Tnt.
Leord signs a document.
 HP:230 EP:89 
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The Office of Estates(n, e and se)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 HP:230 EP:89 
Tnt opens the southeast door.
Tnt leaves southeast.
You follow Tnt southeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, s and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt closes the northwest door.
You miss Tnt.
 HP:230 EP:88 Tnt leaves northeast.
You follow Tnt northeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(enter, sw and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves northeast.
You follow Tnt northeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and sw)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 An old gossiper [43 rumours, 34 new]
You miss Tnt.

 HP:230 EP:88 headbutt
You miss Tnt.
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Tnt.
Your tactics skill has increased due to use.
 HP:230 EP:67 You crack Tnt's head with the flat of the blade!

 HP:230 EP:66 
 HP:230 EP:66 Tnt leaves southwest.
You follow Tnt southwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(enter, sw and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves southwest.
You follow Tnt southwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, s and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt opens the northwest door.
Tnt leaves northwest.
You follow Tnt northwest.
The Office of Estates(n, e and se)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt closes the southeast door.
Tnt opens the southeast door.
Tnt leaves southeast.
You follow Tnt southeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, s and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt closes the northwest door.
Tnt leaves northeast.
You follow Tnt northeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(enter, sw and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves northeast.
You follow Tnt northeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and sw)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 An old gossiper [43 rumours, 34 new]
Tnt leaves east.
You follow Tnt east.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves east.
You follow Tnt east.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
You miss Tnt.
Tnt leaves east.
You follow Tnt east.
The streets of Minas Tirith(se, ne and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves southeast.
You follow Tnt southeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, gate, se and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith
Tnt leaves southeast.
You follow Tnt southeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, e and s)
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, e and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
A dark tunnel through the embrasure(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A dying soldier
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and sw)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves southwest.
You follow Tnt southwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(gate, sw, w and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves northeast.
You follow Tnt northeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and sw)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno

Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
A dark tunnel through the embrasure(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A dying soldier
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, e and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno

You miss Tnt.
Tnt leaves northwest.
You follow Tnt northwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, gate, se and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith
 HP:230 EP:63 Tnt leaves northwest.
You follow Tnt northwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(se, ne and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves west.
You follow Tnt west.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves west.
You follow Tnt west.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
A basic shop(out and back)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A trash can
 Vyger stands here tending shop
Tnt leaves back.
You follow Tnt back.
A busy auction house(w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
A trash can
 Alexa, the auctioneer
Tnt leaves west.
You follow Tnt west.
A basic shop(out and back)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A trash can
 Vyger stands here tending shop
Tnt leaves out.
You follow Tnt out.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves east.
You follow Tnt east.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves east.
You follow Tnt east.
The streets of Minas Tirith(se, ne and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 HP:230 EP:63 Tnt leaves southeast.
You follow Tnt southeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, gate, se and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith
Tnt leaves southeast.
You follow Tnt southeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, e and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno

You miss Tnt.
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
A dark tunnel through the embrasure(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A dying soldier
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and sw)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves southwest.
You follow Tnt southwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(gate, sw, w and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves northeast.
You follow Tnt northeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and sw)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
A dark tunnel through the embrasure(n and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A dying soldier
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, e and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves northwest.
You follow Tnt northwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, gate, se and s)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith
 A tall guard of Minas Tirith
Tnt leaves northwest.
You follow Tnt northwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(se, ne and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves west.
You follow Tnt west.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves west.
You follow Tnt west.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e, s and w)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno

You brutally plunge the blade into Tnt.
Tnt leaves west.
You follow Tnt west.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and sw)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 An old gossiper [43 rumours, 34 new]
 HP:230 EP:60 Tnt leaves southwest.
You follow Tnt southwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(enter, sw and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 HP:230 EP:60 Tnt leaves southwest.
You follow Tnt southwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, s and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt opens the northwest door.
Tnt leaves northwest.
You follow Tnt northwest.
The Office of Estates(n, e and se)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt closes the southeast door.
Tnt opens the southeast door.
You follow Tnt southeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, s and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt closes the northwest door.
Tnt leaves northeast.
You follow Tnt northeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(enter, sw and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt leaves northeast.
You follow Tnt northeast.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and sw)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 An old gossiper [43 rumours, 34 new]
Tnt opens the north door.
Tnt leaves north.
You follow Tnt north.
A storeroom(s and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 A guard
Tnt closes the south door.
 HP:230 EP:60 
 HP:230 EP:60 You miss Tnt.
Guard hits Tnt.

 HP:230 EP:59 
 HP:230 EP:59 You miss Tnt.
Guard misses Tnt.

Tnt opens the south door.
Tnt leaves south.
You follow Tnt south.
The streets of Minas Tirith(n, e and sw)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 An old gossiper [43 rumours, 34 new]
Tnt closes the north door.
 HP:230 EP:60 

You crack Tnt's head with the flat of the blade!
 HP:230 EP:58  HP:230 EP:58 Tnt leaves southwest.
You follow Tnt southwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(enter, sw and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
You miss Tnt.

 HP:230 EP:57 
You sink the blade into Tnt with the curdling shout of a pirate!
Tnt leaves southwest.
You follow Tnt southwest.
The streets of Minas Tirith(nw, s and ne)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
 HP:230 EP:56 Tnt opens the northwest door.
Tnt leaves northwest.
You follow Tnt northwest.
The Office of Estates(n, e and se)
 Tnt the hobbit Numero Uno
Tnt closes the southeast door.
You killed Tnt.
Tnt has died.
You tell Mirgul: this fuck wont die
Corpse contains:
  Some gold coins
  A large harvester's pack (open)
  An old leather baldric
  A finely-shaped pearl carapace
  A crystal
  A dwarven war shield
  Tower Guard's helmet
  A finely crafted axe
  A small blueberry pastry

Mmm...my favorite food. Fresh warlord hearts.